Rust steam review


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13 Aug 2017 12:15 - +2449
Gotta love shitpost reviews
13 Aug 2017 13:11 - +411
This basically copies SovietWomble's Rust Bullshittery vids.
13 Aug 2017 16:08 - +407
Not sure if it's because 3 am but i fucking cackled at that holy shit
13 Aug 2017 11:49 - +139
That's allahdamn brilliant.
13 Aug 2017 16:38 - +101
Serious question: does something like that really happen in that game?
13 Aug 2017 17:23 - +73
everyone is screaming "ALLAHU AKBAR" in bad middle-eastern accents Because everybody knows that the correct way of pronouncing Allahu akbar is the North American accent.
13 Aug 2017 15:58 - +37
I'm going to buy rust now
13 Aug 2017 14:26 - +36
Rust... the game that takes 10 minutes to load.
13 Aug 2017 16:16 - +35
Womble is that you?
13 Aug 2017 17:16 - +25
/u/waterguy12 is gonna love this one.
13 Aug 2017 17:12 - +14
I tried Rust out. I spawned and went to start gathering shit. A naked player with a rock kept chasing me and, I'm not over-exaggerating, it must have been a 4 year old because they sounded like a 4 year old and couldn't form coherent sentences. This repeated for a few deaths before I uninstalled and refunded within an hour.
13 Aug 2017 17:11 - +13
Stale meme.. https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/6f84fz/anon_buys_rust/dig75sh/ Steam -> Reddit Steam -> 4chan -> Reddit Steam -> Reddit, again Never ending reposts.. such is life
13 Aug 2017 17:30 - +5
Ah, Rust slavery...good times.
13 Aug 2017 17:36 - +5
Why would ISIS members have bad middle-eastern accents?
13 Aug 2017 17:32 - +3
Soviet womble much ??
13 Aug 2017 17:45 - +3
I fucking died that was hilarious
13 Aug 2017 12:46 - +3
https://youtu.be/kdhhQhqi_AE
13 Aug 2017 17:50 - +2
This is one of the funniest steam reviews I've ever read. Lol
13 Aug 2017 17:32 - +2
That twist! Riviting!
13 Aug 2017 17:15 - +2
This wins the internet.
13 Aug 2017 17:38 - +2
So isis is just a Conspiracy
13 Aug 2017 17:20 - +2
dank
13 Aug 2017 17:54 - +2
funny but bullshit
13 Aug 2017 17:30 - +2
I follow the Commander Shepherd curator on Steam, now EVERY game is recommended to me.
13 Aug 2017 17:58 - +2
This is accurate.
13 Aug 2017 17:55 - +2
I'm from Egypt but that shit still funny
13 Aug 2017 18:25 - +1
I think I'll buy the game once it's released.
13 Aug 2017 17:19 - +1
This took me on such an adventure l don't even feel l need to play the game now
13 Aug 2017 18:18 - +1
So nice
13 Aug 2017 17:20 - +1
That twist ending lol
13 Aug 2017 16:42 - +1
You would think that one platform is enough to be hunting for karma
13 Aug 2017 17:34 - +1
He escaped into the desert and the strangers followed.
13 Aug 2017 18:25 - +1
This game always either sounds great or terrible.
13 Aug 2017 17:36 - +1
Thought this was mad max review
13 Aug 2017 18:27 - +1
LUL
13 Aug 2017 17:39 - +1
oh it's one of those brainless morons typing in > > > > >
13 Aug 2017 11:34 - +1
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13 Aug 2017 17:55 - +1
Misdirection. The staple of magic and comedy.
13 Aug 2017 18:18 - +1
Egypt?
13 Aug 2017 18:07 - +1
I dident knew ISIS play this game
13 Aug 2017 18:25 - +1
ISIS don't have much of a presence in Egypt.
13 Aug 2017 18:09 - +1
He gave a thumbs up so, it seems like he enjoyed.
13 Aug 2017 18:27 - +1
Nice twist.
13 Aug 2017 18:12 - +1
I've seen the same review a thousand times just said differently, nothin' new.
13 Aug 2017 17:24 - +1
/r/unexpected
13 Aug 2017 18:12 - +1
This was like reading a post on /r/unexpected

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