Saw this cat fueling up off of the Interstate. They've clearly got the essentials, and are not looking back.

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13 Aug 2017 19:12 - +5078
"Sitting in James' truck at the gas station, I began to question my choice to leave. No. Karen and James had their chance, that sparrow was the last straw. I had hunted, killed and gifted 47 prey by that point and every one had been met with disgust and rejection. After duly showing gratitude for my humans handing me ownership of themselves and their land, Karen grabbed me by the neck and rubbed my face in the delicious meal I had brought them. I was baffled and deeply offended. I didn't understand them, they didn't understand me, it was time to move on. Without me patrolling the garden, Karen and James would most likely be eaten by dogs. So be it, I had no more use for them." Edit: That is more karma than I know what to do with. [Thank you for the insulting PM, kind stranger.]( "If I'm honest, James got more than he deserved. He only ever seemed to reject my gifts as a result Karen's wild squawking. While he still refused to eat them when she wasn't around, he would scratch my ear and make quiet sounds. It was as if he appreciated my generosity but he didn't understand the purpose of the gift. James was mostly good to me, now he has no owner and no truck. I don't care about him at all but I have this strange heavy feeling in my stomach when I think about how he must feel."
13 Aug 2017 14:36 - +533
The face of a cat who can't remember if he buried his shit before he left
13 Aug 2017 18:50 - +429
I thought cat was a typo for car, i was delightfully wrong
13 Aug 2017 19:04 - +150
Cat tower for sale or rent, Litter to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets. I ain't got no cigarettes. Ah, but, two hours of pushin' broom Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room I'm a cat of means by no means, king of the road. Third boxcar, midnight train. Destination: Bangor, Maine. Old worn out fur and beans, No belly rubs by any means. I smoke old stogies I have found Short, but not too big around. I'm a cat of means by no means, king of the road.
13 Aug 2017 14:26 - +130
Cats are always in the driver's seat
13 Aug 2017 14:40 - +109
He's regretting not buying that boat.
13 Aug 2017 14:38 - +85
Told the kittens back at home he was just going out for some catnip and a cup of milk...
13 Aug 2017 15:02 - +65
"All right meow, hand over your license and registration"
13 Aug 2017 14:34 - +46
Cat looking depressed as hell knowing he can't afford his new house
13 Aug 2017 20:18 - +29
Wow. A GMC Jimmy. Not a ton of those pieces of shit left on the road.
13 Aug 2017 14:33 - +28
He looks depressed.. Like he just got divorced and he's got to bring her half of the cat furniture.
13 Aug 2017 20:16 - +23
i was thinking why he didnt just unscrew the cat tree and put it inside the car, which would be much easier. but then i noticed that cats dont have thumbs and cant use screwdrivers. silly me.
13 Aug 2017 15:03 - +15
The look of contemplation, how did life bring me to this point? I'm not ready to leave again, this was my home.
13 Aug 2017 19:53 - +12
Where is he headed? Cattanooga, TN of course.
13 Aug 2017 20:51 - +12
Furris Mewller's day off.
13 Aug 2017 20:35 - +10
It's... as if the cat stole the family truckster, loaded it up with all their prized possessions, and said "Screw you, I'm moving across the country to live with Aunt Martha!"
13 Aug 2017 20:29 - +10
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.
13 Aug 2017 20:28 - +8
13 Aug 2017 19:54 - +6
Looked at this photo, didn't notice the cat driving at first and thought this was a lame post. Now I'm dying of laughter.
13 Aug 2017 22:02 - +5
God forbid a squirrel should be crossing the road.. that cat's gonna make pavement pizza out of it!
13 Aug 2017 20:27 - +5
The face reflected on the passengers side door is kind of freaky.
13 Aug 2017 14:42 - +5
He's got the half eaten bodies of his humans stuffed into those black bags. The cat tree is just there to make it all look less suspicious.
13 Aug 2017 19:16 - +4
At first I thought cat was a typo, and that OP meant car...
13 Aug 2017 16:45 - +4
This is fucking gold. God I haven't had a good laugh all day. Perfection
13 Aug 2017 21:44 - +3
No loitering bud
13 Aug 2017 20:37 - +3
Most surprised they aren't in a catalac
13 Aug 2017 20:25 - +3
Meow Meow Fussyface giving up the law.
13 Aug 2017 20:56 - +3
How will you make it on your own? This world is awfully big Cat this time you're on you're all alone But it's time you started living It's time you let someone else do the giving
13 Aug 2017 22:59 - +3
We can't stop here! This is dog country!
13 Aug 2017 21:37 - +3
There's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, scratch post on the rack , catnip in the back, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it."
13 Aug 2017 20:01 - +3
That's the face of a cat saying "I might be a cat but I ain't no pussy"
13 Aug 2017 23:12 - +2
Maybe he is on his way to buy a boat.
13 Aug 2017 23:39 - +2
It would be pretty funny if the cats name was Bud or Jimmy
13 Aug 2017 21:15 - +2
That cat tree is going to have dead bugs on it.
13 Aug 2017 20:48 - +2
the cat-a-litic converter is super effective!!
13 Aug 2017 21:22 - +2
13 Aug 2017 21:56 - +2
They made up their minds And they started packing They left before the sun came up that day An exit to eternal summer slacking But where were they going without ever Knowing the way? They drank up the wine And they got to talking They now had more important things to say And when the car broke down they started walking Where were they going without ever Knowing the way? [Chorus:] Anyone can see the road that they walk on Is paved in gold And it's always summer They'll never get cold They'll never get hungry They'll never get old and grey You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere They won't make it home But they really don't care They wanted the highway They're happier there today, today Their children woke up And they couldn't find them They left before the sun came up that day They just drove off and left it all behind 'em But where were they going without ever Knowing the way? [Chorus]
13 Aug 2017 21:28 - +2
Toonses? Is that you?
13 Aug 2017 23:20 - +2
"The vet was right, she never respected me as a whole cat. Even after saving her from the junkyard on Elm. Time to lawyer up, delete facebook, and hit the scratching posts hard when I get to my new place. I've done the right thing for me....I've done the right thing. After all I did for her, the kittens were tabby....tabby way those kittens were mine. Let's see how her new friend on McIntyre street provides for her...yeah, misty let's see that stray provide you with a 3-story lookout tower with a penthouse view and a SUV... I even shared my treats, and not just the hairball control ones, the salmon ones too... Time to meowve on to better things..."
13 Aug 2017 20:14 - +2
I needed this, thanks OP
13 Aug 2017 23:45 - +2
13 Aug 2017 21:43 - +2
13 Aug 2017 20:43 - +1
They have their own minds/So after some napping/They filled the trunk with toys they love to play/And drove off for a summer of post scratching/How far are they going/Since they're sleeping most of the day They ate their catnip/And they started playing/Then slept until the sun came up that day/The car ran out of gas because of Fluffy/Who didn't get his owner's debit card to pay the way
13 Aug 2017 19:52 - +1
13 Aug 2017 21:26 - +1
Lol, the title is purrfect!
13 Aug 2017 20:13 - +1
They are losing so much fuel efficiency from that cat tower.
13 Aug 2017 21:14 - +1
"You wouldn't BELIEVE how difficult it was to get the scratch pad on top of the car at 3am"
13 Aug 2017 20:13 - +1
"He bought a dog.."
13 Aug 2017 21:45 - +1
We all know who's the boss.
13 Aug 2017 20:14 - +1
He's checkin to make sure no sumabyich dun touch his there truck-boat-truck
13 Aug 2017 20:59 - +1
When your done filling up the tank, go back into the trunk. I remember that time when you looked me into the closet and had me peeing in the corner. - cat
13 Aug 2017 20:14 - +1
Pump No 6 and this ball of yarn please. Oh and a scratchcard.
13 Aug 2017 21:17 - +1
can confirm: this cat is not looking back.
13 Aug 2017 20:18 - +1
I don't think he understood what the faucet does.
13 Aug 2017 21:28 - +1
Losing like 2mpg with the cat tree scoopin wind like that.
13 Aug 2017 20:21 - +1
Cats are... driving.
13 Aug 2017 15:54 - +1
Thinking about what he's going to pick up for dinner on the way home.
13 Aug 2017 20:21 - +1
Cat obviously pulled off its goal and purpose of killing its owner. Craigslist "cat needs new home" ad answered ..... on to the next unsuspecting victim.
13 Aug 2017 20:56 - +1
Plus it's a fuckin Jimmy.. the most iconic vehicles ever.
13 Aug 2017 20:22 - +1
A fellow jimmy owner! Though that looks a lot better than mine.
13 Aug 2017 21:07 - +1
Your username looks a lot like GallowBoob at first glance for some reason.
13 Aug 2017 20:23 - +1
Poor cat looks like her/his owner got a new puppy.
13 Aug 2017 21:14 - +1
13 Aug 2017 20:26 - +1
Moving closer to the sea.
13 Aug 2017 21:21 - +1
All I can think of is the drag.
13 Aug 2017 20:26 - +1
Here I go, on the road again...
13 Aug 2017 21:27 - +1
Hahahah tt^gwf
13 Aug 2017 20:32 - +1
Looks the cat from Aaron's Animals.
13 Aug 2017 21:28 - +1
This explains so much I used to wonder where my cat would disappear to when I was a kid. I wonder now if King of the Jungle had a Jimmy.
13 Aug 2017 20:43 - +1
If only the car was pink.... Nah

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