My childless uncle watching the kids for the weekend.


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13 Aug 2017 13:30 - +1964
This is like a promotional shot for a family-themed movie about an uptight uncle who learns to relax and three wacky kids who learn to understand each other and get along.
13 Aug 2017 14:04 - +394
The world underplays the contributions of fun uncles. Without them we wouldn't know: * What happens to a 3 year old when they're given a 20-piece chicken mcnuggets * Whether or not 12 year olds are ready for beer * How many nephews and nieces have to be injured to complete the world's longest garbage bag slip-n-slide
13 Aug 2017 13:35 - +315
He's trying to share the childless gift
13 Aug 2017 13:05 - +188
Your kids have the look of people who will always remember him as the "fun uncle who let us do things we shouldn't"
13 Aug 2017 13:56 - +149
All of the faces in this picture are great! Especially love the looks of glee on the kids faces compared to their uncle
13 Aug 2017 13:36 - +142
Other people's children are the best birth control.
13 Aug 2017 13:30 - +77
According to statistics, about 50 kids a month die on vehicles classified as "ATV's" feel like taking three is playing with fire.
13 Aug 2017 17:39 - +66
Holy shit that is dangerous
13 Aug 2017 13:46 - +37
Man great memories from this pic. first time my uncle took me out on his old honda cruiser bike i was so hype. I still hear him yellin at me give it some juice then laughin his ass off cuz im gigglin so hard. Damn good times.
13 Aug 2017 13:57 - +33
As a childless uncle. I'm scared.
13 Aug 2017 13:06 - +19
i love this so much
13 Aug 2017 13:46 - +17
The kids are fine. He was just worried about scratching the van.
13 Aug 2017 13:44 - +15
Uncle looks like he may be in over his head but is still winging it the best he can.
13 Aug 2017 17:45 - +7
This kinda reminds me of me, where I took my seven year old cousin home from the park. Her mother let me take her home in my car without a seat because we were only a block away. Apparently I was a fuckin idiot because I was putting her in the front seat, instead of the back.
13 Aug 2017 18:32 - +6
I hope to be that uncle one day
13 Aug 2017 17:53 - +6
I hope I never get called 'childless'. I think 'uncle' would do.
13 Aug 2017 17:56 - +4
Fuuuccckkk....this was the reason i didn't want children....*save meeee!!!!!*
13 Aug 2017 13:57 - +3
Uncle Buck 2: The road less traveled
13 Aug 2017 15:19 - +3
Childless... I hope there is no related accident involved ;)
13 Aug 2017 19:59 - +3
Lol that poor man xD You can see the fear in his eyes.
13 Aug 2017 19:56 - +2
You don't need to give crappy presents at Christmas if you let your nieces commander an ATV in the summer.
13 Aug 2017 18:19 - +2
Cute uncle
13 Aug 2017 13:06 - +2
Cool uncle.
13 Aug 2017 19:15 - +2
r/photoshopbattles
13 Aug 2017 18:56 - +2
His worst fears, confirmed.
13 Aug 2017 20:33 - +1
He is definitely watching them. Watching them fly off an ATV. Watching them crash into something. Watching them get a head injury. Lots of watching.
13 Aug 2017 20:08 - +1
Childless? I envy him.
13 Aug 2017 20:37 - +1
am 25, am childless uncle. am will prob be like this.
13 Aug 2017 20:32 - +1
A friend of mine lost his three-year old by allowing him to ride on an ATV without a helmet, so this pic makes me cringe hard.
13 Aug 2017 20:17 - +1
Okay, this is the greatest family picture I've ever seen.
13 Aug 2017 20:29 - +1
Child free*
13 Aug 2017 20:51 - +1
It's posed, carefully, so that he can send it to you and you'll be reluctant to dump the kids on him another time.
13 Aug 2017 20:09 - +1
I hope I'm never in that situation.
13 Aug 2017 20:21 - +1
Childless because his kids died, I reckon.
13 Aug 2017 20:41 - +1
Bro, how can he be an uncle without any kids, huh? Yeah, makes ya think...
13 Aug 2017 15:01 - +1
This picture is the best.
13 Aug 2017 20:44 - +1
op.. send it to r/photoshopbattles
13 Aug 2017 20:31 - +1
This looks like so much fun for everybody included! Nice shot too.
13 Aug 2017 20:47 - +1
Your uncle looks like a natural parent.
13 Aug 2017 20:24 - +1
Childless Owns a quadbike The math checks out
13 Aug 2017 20:41 - +1
To be clear was the uncle childless before or after this picture?
13 Aug 2017 20:19 - +1
That's actually very irresponsible and dangerous...
13 Aug 2017 20:30 - +1
Metaphor for life when you have kids
13 Aug 2017 20:28 - +1
Jesus Christ. That Hilfiger tee must be like 20 years old.
13 Aug 2017 20:32 - +1
It's not that he's never had kids.. Just that he doesn't anymore.
13 Aug 2017 20:18 - +1
3 kids on a quad without helmets. Nice.
13 Aug 2017 20:36 - +1
"Dad, you're so ***boring***"
13 Aug 2017 20:18 - +1
My uncle was exactly the same. Always coming up with some crazy thing to do. He passed last winter. I miss him so much. Thank you op for getting the memories running again.
13 Aug 2017 20:37 - +1
And look at him. Not a wrinkle after close to 50 years. All his own hair.
13 Aug 2017 20:38 - +1
He was in his late 20's with a head full of brown hair when you dropped them off...
13 Aug 2017 20:06 - +1
Your uncle is being a reckless idiot. That thing can probably do 50+ mph, and if a kid (with no fucking helmet!) accidentally jerked the throttle or the handlebars, they could all get seriously hurt. He barely has control at what I assume is a low speed.
13 Aug 2017 20:40 - +1
My uncle bought me my first beer. I'd almost forgotten.
13 Aug 2017 19:47 - +1
Kids need uncles like this to test the world a little more.
13 Aug 2017 20:46 - +1
Kind of Norman Rockwell-esque
13 Aug 2017 20:31 - +1
He looks like a chubby Jon Stewart
13 Aug 2017 20:46 - +1
Kinda weird growing up and being the uncle instead of the kid. I have the same 3 kid combo and I wouldn't trade it for the world. This is a man living the penultimate human existence. Being an adult who gets to be the grown up kid and just having a blast being a kid again. For all you grumpy realists, this is true happiness.
13 Aug 2017 20:32 - +1
This is great, Lol
13 Aug 2017 20:47 - +1
/r/AccidentalRenaissance/
13 Aug 2017 20:38 - +1
/u/luckydoggo1
13 Aug 2017 20:27 - +1
Poor guy
13 Aug 2017 20:42 - +1
if i had a bro-in-law i'm sure he'd be cool with it. if i had a sister she would beat me with my cane.
13 Aug 2017 20:34 - +1
I'm sandy wexler!
13 Aug 2017 20:45 - +1
I feel like starting with an ATV is a bad idea. Maybe go in with some colouring books and work your way up.
13 Aug 2017 20:35 - +1
Was he childless before or after this picture was taken?

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