TIFU by coming home to my parents house high and forgetting to disconnect my Bluetooth on their speaker
This just happened. it's 3:09 AM. I'm an 18 year old who just graduated high school living with my parents 1 more week before college.
I work as a host in a local pizza restaurant, and since a lot of hosts are college kids at their summer jobs, we all decided to throw a little get together to celebrate our summer and saying goodbye before we go back to our respective schools. Our restaurant stays open until midnight on Saturdays, so by the time we all got together it was well past 12:00. We stayed up for hours drinking beer, taking shots, smoking blunts and hookah and we finally just called it a night.
I biked home fucked up, and somehow thought the wind was gonna blow all the drug and alcohol smells off me before I got home. I walked into my house rather clumsily, wresting my bike through the door, which woke my dad up from the couch, right next to our big speakers. Idk why he sleeps on the couch, he swears it's comfortable.
So anyway I finally go up the stairs to my room and get ready to relax on my bed. I pulled out my phone, and being the dirty teenage I am, I decided to have a wank, with the assistance of Alexis Texas on mobile. I turned the volume up little by little, but I couldn't hear anything. By then I was super horny, so I decided to look up some really freaky shit that's probably illegal.
I still couldn't hear anything, so I turned my volume all the way up. Nothing. Me being baked did not feel like figuring out why I didn't have sound, so I just choked my chicken in silence.
AND HERES WHERE IT GOT BAD FAST.
After about 3 minutes I heard knocking on my door. I thought I was imagining it, so I injured it. I heard knocking again so I freaked out and realized I couldn't answer my bedroom door with a raging boner and reeking of straight blunts. I threw the closest thing I had on to pants near me, my compression shorts from my morning work out, and crawled to the door thinking that nobody would see me if I opened the door from the bottom.
When it was opened, I saw my dad standing there, telling me that he has been hearing porn blast through the speakers for the last 3 minutes.
So I was sitting there on the ground in the middle of the night, smelling strongly of sweat and weed, looking like I was on drugs, with a fully erect cock, and an understanding that my Bluetooth was still connected to the downstairs speakers from the morning, blasting the horrible sounds of an anal fisting compilation.
So yeah, that was on the most embarrassing encounter I've had in my life, I have a weird feeling I might be having a "little talk" with my parents tomorrow morning.
got high, accidentally had my Bluetooth speaking blasting porn in the middle of the night right next to my dads bed at 3 AM.
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