rUssiAN voOdoO wiZarD maKeS cAndY wItH thE sOulS Of ThE dAmnED



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13 Aug 2017 20:09 - +1962
I wish I was this cool
13 Aug 2017 20:40 - +862
I can't even imagine having as much fun as this guy is having at work. Edit: to be fair, I love what I'm doing now. My former job however, I hated. Don't want folks thinking I'm an unhappy person. Edit 2: [I believe this would be appropriate for some of us in this thread. Even though it's Sunday in the Western Hemisphere.](https://imgur.com/gallery/Qjjyc) [Insert deity of your choice], all I meant was he looks like he's having a good time at work.
13 Aug 2017 21:06 - +553
Look at all those no smoking signs... i wonder what happened
13 Aug 2017 22:04 - +551
When you graduate top of your class at hogwarts but the job market sucks
13 Aug 2017 21:23 - +161
Dude just love his fucking job..
13 Aug 2017 20:33 - +82
HoW dO wE fInD tHeY wHo CoNtRoL tHiS pUpPeT oF tHe SyStEm???/?
13 Aug 2017 22:48 - +74
Lil Dicky really is talented.
13 Aug 2017 23:06 - +69
Here's a source / sauce of the same guy at a different venue: https://youtu.be/Z2ssoHzTFPI
13 Aug 2017 22:05 - +60
r/blackmagicfuckery
13 Aug 2017 21:40 - +53
I think i'm in love
13 Aug 2017 23:33 - +16
[Better Sauce](https://youtu.be/B2IIZEw9rj0)
13 Aug 2017 22:24 - +10
The Russian words you see when you open the gif in a new tab mean 'rather cool', and it is. It is rather cool.
13 Aug 2017 23:13 - +9
Can someone explain what's going on here?
13 Aug 2017 22:16 - +8
When you graduate from hogwarts and the job market is scarce
13 Aug 2017 23:13 - +6
The last sugar bender.
13 Aug 2017 23:11 - +6
Human suffering never tasted so sweet.
13 Aug 2017 23:58 - +5
This dude fucking loves his job.
13 Aug 2017 22:39 - +5
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13 Aug 2017 22:22 - +5
So I had [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXxMR1z2Co) playing in the background opening this gif and it's so perfect.
14 Aug 2017 00:00 - +4
brb flying to Russia so I can specifically buy some cotton candy from this dude.
13 Aug 2017 22:03 - +4
Source?
13 Aug 2017 23:15 - +3
That is quite possible the best thing i have ever seen.
13 Aug 2017 23:36 - +2
More Russian propaganda
13 Aug 2017 22:49 - +2
his moves are synced with the song "Rasputin", try for yourself.
14 Aug 2017 00:16 - +2
In Russia, Candy cottons you.
13 Aug 2017 23:14 - +2
*r/DeadFuckingPeople
14 Aug 2017 00:06 - +2
r/anormaldayinrussia
13 Aug 2017 21:47 - +2
The Host Movie- Russian version. **Rated G**
13 Aug 2017 22:22 - +2
Play this gif with any song and the dance will fit
13 Aug 2017 22:47 - +2
Классно)))
13 Aug 2017 23:08 - +1
His patronus is candy.
13 Aug 2017 22:44 - +1
So the no smoking sign is there so he don't put the stick through someone's face... Very cool though
13 Aug 2017 22:51 - +1
This is even better when you're listening to [Superstition by Stevie Wonder.](https://youtu.be/0CFuCYNx-1g)
13 Aug 2017 22:37 - +1
lol I love this guy
13 Aug 2017 23:19 - +1
[Spooky!](http://i.imgur.com/XX2UYgb.jpg)
13 Aug 2017 22:50 - +1
This video says "Made in CCCP" at the bottom...because why?
13 Aug 2017 22:36 - +1
And the dance to lift spirits
13 Aug 2017 22:58 - +1
This is grade A Jeans And Sheuxsss material.
13 Aug 2017 23:12 - +1
Good example of flow in the workplace.
13 Aug 2017 23:10 - +1
This belongs in r/blackmagicfuckery not here
13 Aug 2017 22:23 - +1
Test footage of the Diablo 3 Necromancer
13 Aug 2017 23:17 - +1
what the fuck
13 Aug 2017 23:25 - +1
I thought that were NO MA'AM logos from Married With Children.
14 Aug 2017 00:07 - +1
Make a video of this set to the song Everyday I’m hustling.
13 Aug 2017 23:52 - +1
Why are Russians always so skinny
13 Aug 2017 23:27 - +1
Was listening to the Eagles' "Life in the Fast Lane" when I saw this and it syncs up insanely well.
13 Aug 2017 23:45 - +1
This is animated super villain levels of amazing.
13 Aug 2017 23:31 - +1
I will always upvote this guy
13 Aug 2017 23:57 - +1
Presentation 10/10 Pay 1/10 Future job prospects based off skill 0/10
13 Aug 2017 23:33 - +1
I aspire to be this cool one day
13 Aug 2017 23:48 - +1
cyka blyat
13 Aug 2017 23:35 - +1
He learned to dance like that ironically
13 Aug 2017 23:55 - +1
I watch this for a few minutes until i realized it was on a loop hahaha good morning...
13 Aug 2017 23:36 - +1
r/blackmagicfuckery
14 Aug 2017 00:04 - +1
Looks like a Bo Burnham show.
13 Aug 2017 23:37 - +1
I want his shirt
13 Aug 2017 23:45 - +1
I have seen this so many times but every time I have to upvote it because I just love it so much haha
13 Aug 2017 23:40 - +1
This is r/Peoplefuckingdying but I don't see him die.
13 Aug 2017 23:50 - +1
I was playing the song boogie wonderland in the background and it made this the greatest gif ever!
13 Aug 2017 23:43 - +1
Can...do they sell those machines here?
13 Aug 2017 23:52 - +1
This is now my dream job.
13 Aug 2017 23:44 - +1
I would buy his cAndY.
13 Aug 2017 23:55 - +1
Is there a link to this where I can hear what he is dancing to?
13 Aug 2017 23:45 - +1
He dammed them to hell for smoking, not they're going up in smoke themselves.
13 Aug 2017 23:57 - +1
I've been wanting to eat cotton candy for years now. They don't sell it at my place n whenever I'm Away, I either forgot about em or couldn't find em. Fuvk
13 Aug 2017 23:22 - +1
What a spaz
14 Aug 2017 00:17 - +1
play 21 savage famous
14 Aug 2017 00:25 - +1
There is a soul, though. https://i.imgur.com/P44iBLw.png
14 Aug 2017 00:09 - +1
MIKA?
14 Aug 2017 00:24 - +1
[sauce](https://youtu.be/B2IIZEw9rj0)
14 Aug 2017 00:11 - +1
His dancing reminded me of that scene in the Scooby Doo movie where Scooby puts on the Afro and starts dancing in the disco... good times
14 Aug 2017 00:16 - +1
Jon Secada meets Pete Sampras. *Sorry millenials, I don't have a newer reference. They dont do that kinda hair no more.*
14 Aug 2017 00:13 - +1
The only happy thing to come out of Russia
14 Aug 2017 00:20 - +1
I laughed pretty hard at this title
14 Aug 2017 00:15 - +1
This is the fate of Malthael after Diablo 3: Reaper of Souls
14 Aug 2017 00:24 - +1
Videos in this thread: [Watch Playlist ▶](http://subtletv.com/_r6tecam?feature=playlist&nline=1) VIDEO|COMMENT -|- [Michael Jackson Cotton Candy Dancer Pro](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ssoHzTFPI)|[+31](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlk6fe2?context=10#dlk6fe2) - Here's a source / sauce of the same guy at a different venue: [French Films - You Don´t Know](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPXxMR1z2Co)|[+6](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlk4xeo?context=10#dlk4xeo) - So I had this song playing in the background opening this gif and it's so perfect. [Cotton candy man killed it [Dancing like Michael Jackson]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2IIZEw9rj0)|[+4](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlka7dh?context=10#dlka7dh) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2IIZEw9rj0 [glue70 - Casin](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1h2VE0hzs)|[+3](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlk64yn?context=10#dlk64yn) - I was thinking of making cotton candy on the wrong neighborhood. [Raw Video: Footage of Sugar Plant Blast Released](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQZGWjVwN58)|[+2](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlk7gia?context=10#dlk7gia) - Sugar is very, very flammable [Best Mariachi Music](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klVe7_2UEQ8)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlk6jl1?context=10#dlk6jl1) - I would assume someone like you would have this: [Stevie Wonder Superstition](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CFuCYNx-1g)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlk5yyr?context=10#dlk5yyr) - This is even better when you're listening to Superstition by Stevie Wonder. [Michael Jackson - Billie Jean (Official Video)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlkav7k?context=10#dlkav7k) - Now watch while listening to Billie Jean like I just did. [Tokyo Drift - Teriyaki Boyz [ MUSIC VIDEO ] HD](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlkb2yj?context=10#dlkb2yj) - This gif goes perfectly with this song.... The entire song.... [HONNE - Loves The Jobs You Hate (Official Video)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dSBarxs3F8)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlkbp1a?context=10#dlkbp1a) - Here he is in a music video, Enjoy :). [very Funny Cotton candy Seller in Russia](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ4AkzEUvGA)|[+1](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/6tecam/_/dlkbucz?context=10#dlkbucz) - source I'm a bot working hard to help Redditors find related videos to watch. I'll keep this updated as long as I can. *** [Play All](http://subtletv.com/_r6tecam?feature=playlist&ftrlnk=1) | [Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/SubtleTV/wiki/mentioned_videos) | Get me on [Chrome](https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/mentioned-videos-for-redd/fiimkmdalmgffhibfdjnhljpnigcmohf) / [Firefox](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/mentioned-videos-for-reddit)
14 Aug 2017 00:27 - +1
Him vs napoleon dynamite
14 Aug 2017 00:38 - +1
Living in a swampy environment I just imagine all the mosquitoes that would end up in the cotton candy.
14 Aug 2017 00:29 - +1
Is there no sauce so I can get the full audio experience with this?
14 Aug 2017 00:39 - +1
This is some fantasia shit
14 Aug 2017 00:35 - +1
Somebody put this man into an international British boy band called second direction stat!
14 Aug 2017 00:39 - +1
Play any high-paced techno song in the backround of this and ill bust nut
14 Aug 2017 00:43 - +1
ANNND he's wearing a non-smoking tee? Lit AF
14 Aug 2017 00:43 - +1
Picture him practicing this alone in his room at 3 am of his mothers basement
14 Aug 2017 00:43 - +1
Don't smoke kids, or you might end up being cotton candy in the after life
14 Aug 2017 00:49 - +1
Now watch while listening to Billie Jean like I [just did](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y).
14 Aug 2017 00:50 - +1
My love for you is ticking clock BERSERKER. This must be Olaf.
14 Aug 2017 00:50 - +1
[2 SPOOKEY](http://imgur.com/a/5WCgN)
13 Aug 2017 22:14 - +0
Anyone else wish that he put on a costume or something? 'cause his moves are slick, no doubt, but the way he's dressed makes him look like a homeless man having a seizure.

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