They're not Nazis, guys.

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13 Aug 2017 19:56 - +4470
There are a bunch of posts on "the sub who cannot be named" trying to distance themselves from the event.
13 Aug 2017 20:21 - +3707
If they get called Nazis they get triggered farther right. How does that not warrant the title of snowflake?
13 Aug 2017 20:38 - +1668
This is why there is no hope for the idiots at t_d. They literally just watched video with their own eyes of NAZIs carrying swastikas and then a trump supporter crashing his car into a crowd of black people. Their conclusion? This is all a ploy by Soros. He paid for everything from the tiki torches to the flags. It's all a conspiracy from the left to make the right look bad.
13 Aug 2017 20:34 - +1494
They need to get out of here with that "the left pushed me to be an alt right" bull they been saying.
13 Aug 2017 20:33 - +678
"Call us nazis and it just makes us want to be nazis even more!"
13 Aug 2017 20:00 - +498
Call them whatever you want. But what they are for sure is disgusting garbage people.
13 Aug 2017 20:04 - +381
Man lots of old folk on twitter tellin it how it really is
13 Aug 2017 21:46 - +289
"We're not nazis", says the man with [the Black Sun, a nazi symbol](\)#Contemporary_use), in his profile pic
13 Aug 2017 21:01 - +225
To be fair the racist parade was permitted because even assholes have a right to express themselves under the First Amendment. It wasn't until things started to get violent that the police stepped in and disbursed the two sides of the event. The "disaffected white men" line is complete bullshit, though. Life may not be perfect but there are other, better ways to express your dissatisfaction than to light a torch and march alongside people who sympathize with Nazi philosophy.
13 Aug 2017 20:43 - +145
dis·af·fect·ed disəˈfektəd/ adjective dissatisfied with the people in authority and no longer willing to support them. Sorry "young white men" you'll have to untwist your panties all by yourself. When name calling forces actions beyond your control you likely weren't ready for life without a pacifier anyway.
13 Aug 2017 21:26 - +124
When you're chanting racist and antisemitic sentiments with your "torch'" wearing a white polo and thinking you're tough for riding the bus from Ohio, you're a millennial nazi.
13 Aug 2017 21:57 - +103
If someone calling you a nazi is all that it takes to make you become a nazi, then maybe just maybe, you were always a nazi
13 Aug 2017 22:32 - +94
Charlottesville was not an isolated incident. In June 2015, Dylann Roof was inspired by the “hate facts” posted on Daily Stormer and Council of Conservative Citizens to murder nine people at a black church in Charleston, South Carolina. In July 2015, John Russell Houser, a far-right former bar owner, shot and killed two people and injured nine others before committing suicide in a Lafayette, LA movie theater which was playing Trainwreck, due to its feminist themes and characters, as well as its lead actor's Jewish background. Houser was said to have been a misogynist and praised the actions of Adolf Hitler on online message boards. In November of 2015, a group of well-armed 4chan regulars attended a Black Lives Matter camp in Minneapolis, harassing them with racial slurs. They opened fire on activists attempting to chase them out when they returned a second night, wounding five. An antifascist protester of Milo Yiannopolous was shot in stomach on Inauguration Day by Elizabeth Hakoana, who came to the protest with her husband, who planned to “crack skulls” of the “snowflakes” at the event and provoke a reaction to justify shooting someone. Later in January, Alexandre Bisonette, a supporter of Donald Trump and Marine Le Pen, opened fire on a Quebec City Islamic Culutral Center, killing six. In February, a white U.S. Navy veteran, Adam Purinton, 51, killed an Indian engineer, wounded his Indian co-worker, and shot a man who tried to stop the murder at a bar in Olathe, KS while yelling "get out of my country." In March, James Jackson, a subscriber of Alt Right Youtube channels, traveled from Baltimore to New York with the sole purpose of murdering a black person at random. He stabbed Timothy Caughman, killing him. Sean Christopher Urbanski, a University of Maryland student and member of online alt-right facebook groups, randomly stabbed to death black Army Officer Richard Collins III in Baltimore. On April 28, 2017, Mitchell W. Adkins attacked students with a machete, singling out those who were not politically conservative, at a coffee shop on Transylvania University's campus, injuring 2 people. A man who had recently attended several alt-right rallies named Jeremy Christian stabbed 3 people, killing 2, who had intervened to tell him to stop making racist remarks to muslim women on a light rail train in Portland, OR. Anthony Robert Hammond hacked a random black man with a machete after yelling racial slurs at numerous people in Clearlake, CA in May. Jimmy Kramer, a 20 year old Native American, was run over during his birthday party in Washington state by a man and woman in a large pickup truck who first circled the party yelling racial slurs and taunts at the group from inside the truck. Kramer died and his friend was hospitalized. A Minnesota mosque was hit by an early-morning explosion on August 5, 2017 as worshipers had just begun to gather inside for morning prayers.
13 Aug 2017 21:21 - +77
Oh no?!? You mean when the snowflakes call you a fucking nazi (just because you appropriated their iconography and ideology) it makes you go further right? Oh I'm so sorry we hurt your little feelings. Your hate group is a special little movement that is completely unique. Who's a special little hate group? Who's special?
13 Aug 2017 21:34 - +66
Maybe it was all the Nazi flags they were carrying that got some of us confused. But of course - blame others calling you names. THAT'S what's pushing you to the "right". Yeah.
13 Aug 2017 22:14 - +60
**How to wear your Nazism loud and proud without taking responsibility for it:** Step 1: Openly demonstrate with Hitler salutes, "Blood and Soil", Swastika Flags Step 2: Wait for people to call you out as Nazis Step 3: Say "this type of name calling pushes lots of us farther right" Step 4: Repeat Steps 1-3 until you're wearing your Nazism loud and proud Step 5: Blame the left for making it happen
13 Aug 2017 21:38 - +52
They're worse than Nazis. At least the Nazis could blame the cultural zeitgeist of the time and lack of access to real information to oppose the propaganda... But these fucks today willingly choose this ideology fully knowing what happened in the past. Rather than create a new identity with the same goals, they cling to a failed political cult, one that was destroyed largely in part by the nation they're trying to "save." If you want an example of true, honest to God stupidity, you really need to look no further than the Neo-Nazis.
13 Aug 2017 21:39 - +38
I was just in an argument with a woman I know locally who tried to tell me they were just "fed up Americans" and not white nationalists. I called her out on her bullshit 27 minutes ago and haven't heard a peep from her. She supports this shit and didn't like that I said she was just as bad as they are for trying to whitewash what they did.
13 Aug 2017 21:38 - +34
"You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!" Geebus, this line of reasoning is pathetic: "Because you call us fascists, we've become fascists." No. You were always Nazis, hiding behind the pose of disaffected youth as old as fascist dogma. Now everyone knows what you really are. Americans died to annihilate the Nazi scourge from Europe. Do you really think Americans will stand idly by while baby Nazis do their thing in the United States?
13 Aug 2017 21:31 - +25
Found the snaziflakes guys
13 Aug 2017 22:25 - +22
"Calling us Nazis is pushing a lot of us to become Nazis" Maybe we should call them "educated."
13 Aug 2017 21:58 - +21
If being called a Nazi "pushes you further right" then you're a fucking dumb Nazi.
13 Aug 2017 22:11 - +19
Neo-Nazis in the USA is literally the stupidest thing ever. Over 100,000 American soldiers died fighting against the Nazis during WWII. The Neo-Nazis are not American patriots! They are literally the opposite of American patriots.
13 Aug 2017 22:52 - +13
Fucking Snowflakes. "Oh, I want to be a Nazi but don't actually call me a Nazi, because that will make me want to be a Nazi even more..." Fuck these people.
13 Aug 2017 21:36 - +11
Maybe if they get pushed further right, there'll be an integer overflow error and they'll end up on the extreme pacifist left. Like Gandhi but the opposite.
13 Aug 2017 22:19 - +11
Waving a swastika-flag, screaming 'Blut und Boden', still stating you're no Nazi: not funny. Getting called out by a WW2-Veteran: very funny.
13 Aug 2017 21:25 - +1
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