The security guard at my office wears a different "crazy hat" every day.


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13 Oct 2017 03:32 - +852
I must be getting old. You crazy kats have a different definition of 'hat' than I in my youth once did
13 Oct 2017 03:44 - +404
I love her for doing that, and your office for letting her do it!
13 Oct 2017 06:07 - +164
She looks really nice. People like this are an absolute joy to have in your life.
13 Oct 2017 03:52 - +81
good on her for having fun :)
13 Oct 2017 03:20 - +76
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13 Oct 2017 05:07 - +76
i worked with a woman that was known as "Hat Lady" in my town, she literally has a different crazy hat to wear every day, never repeats. She has been in the newspaper quite a few times for it. She works as a nurses/doctors aid so she does it to cheer people up and make them laugh.
13 Oct 2017 05:21 - +67
I already like her.
13 Oct 2017 07:41 - +60
Imagine being a badguy and getting taken down by her in that hat. You would have to give up badguying altogether.
13 Oct 2017 05:50 - +24
I bet she’s the sweetest person in the entire building too. I love people who don’t take themselves so seriously.
13 Oct 2017 06:37 - +21
"Security"
13 Oct 2017 07:44 - +20
Your coworker is a character in a Nickelodeon live action sitcom.
13 Oct 2017 04:36 - +17
Hats off to her
13 Oct 2017 08:12 - +13
I like people who aren't afraid to be a little bit weird for the sake of fun.
13 Oct 2017 03:37 - +13
Some dedication to do it everyday and maintaining it.
13 Oct 2017 05:10 - +9
Keep taking pics, upload gallery
13 Oct 2017 08:31 - +8
We would need a subreddit for this daily update.
13 Oct 2017 03:46 - +7
Fascinatoring
13 Oct 2017 04:09 - +7
She looks like a lot of fun!
13 Oct 2017 08:34 - +6
I like her, she seems fun :)
13 Oct 2017 08:39 - +6
I hope she had a good day.
13 Oct 2017 08:03 - +6
She looks like a great and fun lady
13 Oct 2017 07:24 - +5
She works a second job as the receptionist at Monsters, Inc.
13 Oct 2017 08:35 - +5
I love when people bring some fun into work like this. I feel like it just brightens the atmosphere.
13 Oct 2017 05:45 - +4
She looks like Robin Quivers.
13 Oct 2017 08:54 - +4
That's a gorgeous smile.
13 Oct 2017 08:15 - +4
As somebody who works security myself, any touch of levity is a godsend.
13 Oct 2017 08:11 - +4
Give her a subreddit just for her daily hats.
13 Oct 2017 04:15 - +4
I wonder if she mains as soldier or scout?
13 Oct 2017 04:13 - +4
She does this every day of the week? Has she ever not? I can only imagine how difficult it would be to do this on a particularly crap day. But then everyone would obviously notice if you aren't doing your thing and ask you.
13 Oct 2017 08:32 - +3
Every day? I hope you realize we have expectations now, OP?
13 Oct 2017 08:30 - +3
I feel safer already.
13 Oct 2017 08:23 - +3
She gets it. Life sycks so just enjoy the ride.
13 Oct 2017 08:32 - +3
Why did you post just one picture though
13 Oct 2017 08:33 - +3
Spiderhat lady.
13 Oct 2017 08:32 - +3
That's a fascinator.
13 Oct 2017 08:54 - +3
I think we are gunna see an album of these hats.... for science.
13 Oct 2017 08:43 - +3
That is so sweet and she looks like she's having fun! She must be joying up the entire office. :)
13 Oct 2017 08:20 - +3
Serious question: What happens if you actually need a security guard, or are your security guards allowed to carry weapons?
13 Oct 2017 08:24 - +3
Stella's the best. She rocked a mohawk a month ago.
13 Oct 2017 07:42 - +3
If I were a security guard, this is the kind of guard I'd be. Even if it's not in my actual job description, I take making people laugh and smile very seriously.
13 Oct 2017 07:54 - +3
She's so cute!
13 Oct 2017 08:05 - +3
I like her she seems to enjoy her job. Lol
13 Oct 2017 05:39 - +3
I thought that woman had a snake on her head...
13 Oct 2017 07:41 - +2
[Silly Hats *Only*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgbphXbqOgY)
13 Oct 2017 07:45 - +2
If she yelled "Freeze!" at me, I would fucking freeze.
13 Oct 2017 08:44 - +2
She fun
13 Oct 2017 09:00 - +2
I don't know why but I feel like this should be on r/uplifting
13 Oct 2017 08:10 - +2
Plot twist: she's just avoiding facial recognition while she plans the big heist.
13 Oct 2017 08:53 - +2
She’s adorable and looks so happy. She’s making my night,
13 Oct 2017 08:50 - +2
That woman is wasted in that job. Anyone that creative could clearly do something far more creative than be a security guard.
13 Oct 2017 08:13 - +2
I LIKE it!
13 Oct 2017 07:24 - +2
I want to see ALL of them!
13 Oct 2017 06:01 - +2
Someone shops at Michaels hahaha
13 Oct 2017 07:02 - +2
That is fabulous. I must see more :)
13 Oct 2017 08:16 - +2
I think this is more than mildly interesting. This woman rules.
13 Oct 2017 08:18 - +2
Yea tell her I'm so sorry I thought that was her hair for a minute. Then again don't because she doesn't know who I am.
13 Oct 2017 08:43 - +2
Used to be a worker at the local big y in my town that did this same thing, I miss that guy. People with this kind of spirit, are the people I like to surround myself with
13 Oct 2017 08:18 - +2
She seems to whimsical to be a very effective guard.
13 Oct 2017 08:48 - +2
Aw she's fun. I like her.
13 Oct 2017 08:28 - +2
She needs her own Facebook page. Just post those images daily.
13 Oct 2017 08:52 - +2
/r/madlads
13 Oct 2017 08:58 - +2
My favorite type of gal!
13 Oct 2017 08:57 - +2
Though I have never met her, I can confidently say I like her :P
13 Oct 2017 09:02 - +2
She looks like she is a fun lady to work with.
13 Oct 2017 08:58 - +2
She's the light in my life
13 Oct 2017 06:43 - +2
I thought that was her hair.
13 Oct 2017 09:01 - +2
what a cutey
13 Oct 2017 09:09 - +2
Your coworker looks like a happy, pleasant person to work around. She looks like she likes to smile and be happy. That isn't meant snidely, or maliciously. She honestly looks like a good person.
13 Oct 2017 09:03 - +2
She's fun I like her
13 Oct 2017 08:33 - +2
I like this lady
13 Oct 2017 09:05 - +2
Keeps the bad guys off balance that way.
13 Oct 2017 08:35 - +2
I love this! And she's wearing a Race for the Cure scarf! Is she a breast cancer survivor?
13 Oct 2017 08:37 - +2
Security Guard?
13 Oct 2017 08:39 - +2
Reminds me of the security volunteers at an annual charity event in my hometown. They all wear bright red shirts and a variety of funny hats, so you can spot them a mile away.
13 Oct 2017 08:42 - +2
"Security guard"
13 Oct 2017 08:31 - +2
We're gonna need a collage.
13 Oct 2017 08:33 - +2
I like her style!
13 Oct 2017 06:34 - +2
Variety is the spice of life.
13 Oct 2017 09:04 - +2
Need a whole weeks worth of pics to compare.
13 Oct 2017 05:56 - +2
Definitely feel more "secure" with her at the front desk
13 Oct 2017 08:33 - +2
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!!!
13 Oct 2017 08:35 - +2
whatever takes the focus off her face
13 Oct 2017 08:34 - +2
She's beautiful! You can feel the positivity radiating out of her!
13 Oct 2017 09:13 - +2
She must be protected at all costs.
13 Oct 2017 08:51 - +2
She looks nice. 10/10 I'd chat her up every day over some coffee. I love dope ass coworkers.
13 Oct 2017 07:52 - +1
Welp, I want to see all of the hats now.
13 Oct 2017 08:17 - +1
Tom Segura, worlds most famous hat comic, would be proud.
13 Oct 2017 08:23 - +1
"Work that up-do"
13 Oct 2017 08:49 - +1
Multiple pic update please!
13 Oct 2017 07:54 - +1
I'm so glad I no longer have to wear that uniform...
13 Oct 2017 08:11 - +1
Dafuq
13 Oct 2017 08:18 - +1
I think she misheard ‘crazy cat’ lady for ‘crazy hat’ lady.
13 Oct 2017 05:48 - +1
Does she ever do the Starship Enterprise with a spoiler from a Honda Civic?
13 Oct 2017 06:50 - +1
in before locked
13 Oct 2017 06:21 - +1
Where does she buy them from?
13 Oct 2017 08:49 - +1
She’s a Gaga, that’s their thing. Just like Lady and Gary.
13 Oct 2017 06:38 - +1
Armed?
13 Oct 2017 07:51 - +1
How cute!
13 Oct 2017 06:39 - +1
You are working at INS/Division 6?
13 Oct 2017 07:53 - +1
My kinda chick.
13 Oct 2017 06:44 - +1
She probably wants to be in [Congress](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JV7a7Z1Btg) one [day.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bi7UooGust8)
13 Oct 2017 07:56 - +1
Come on reddit...send her hats!
13 Oct 2017 06:59 - +1
haruhi but with hats
13 Oct 2017 08:17 - +1
Do you work at "Office Christmas Party"?
13 Oct 2017 07:13 - +1
She looks like she's being controlled by an evil spider
13 Oct 2017 08:23 - +1
Well, hatters gonna hat.
13 Oct 2017 07:14 - +1
Thanks
13 Oct 2017 08:25 - +1
Please tell her she’s made many more people happy today!
13 Oct 2017 08:43 - +1
I can't live without Clorox Bleach Wipes.
13 Oct 2017 08:31 - +1
She might wear different "crazy hat" everyday, but i bet she wears that same "smile" everyday.
13 Oct 2017 07:40 - +1
WE
13 Oct 2017 07:46 - +1
I bet you can't wait for the day she has to chase someone down while wearing a silly hat.
13 Oct 2017 08:43 - +1
how could she sustainably put on a new crazy hat every single fucking day
13 Oct 2017 07:49 - +1
NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!
13 Oct 2017 08:49 - +1
Crazy Hat!
13 Oct 2017 08:26 - +1
Upvote for the warm smile she has
13 Oct 2017 09:05 - +1
I love it
13 Oct 2017 08:57 - +1
I wish my teeth were that white. Actually I wish I felt as happy as she looks.
13 Oct 2017 09:00 - +1
I do that with socks everyday
13 Oct 2017 08:51 - +1
Hat? I see a big spider, better wack that thing with a news paper!
13 Oct 2017 08:59 - +1
"Ways to be taken seriously as a security guard."
13 Oct 2017 08:51 - +1
Im pretty sure thats actually Robin Quivers.
13 Oct 2017 09:09 - +1
Workplaces need people like this. The bring a smile to my face.
13 Oct 2017 09:03 - +1
They're called wigs.
13 Oct 2017 09:02 - +1
We wuz...
13 Oct 2017 09:02 - +1
She looks like a happy person. You know what that means. When she's mad she's scary as shit! For God's sake, keep her happy!!
13 Oct 2017 09:07 - +1
She looks like she has one of those really infectious, boisterous laughs.
13 Oct 2017 09:07 - +1
Because nothing says Security, like Crazy!
13 Oct 2017 09:10 - +1
I'm suddenly looking forward to tomorrow
13 Oct 2017 09:11 - +1
Wouldn't be a bad detouring strategy. Because you know your going to end up on social media getting tackled by someone with that hair.
13 Oct 2017 09:11 - +1
Sounds like someone who cares, someone I can get behind for doing security stuff. Nice!
13 Oct 2017 09:13 - +1
World damn well needs more people like that.
13 Oct 2017 09:13 - +1
I worked with a cashier who wore home made crazy hats at holiday time, and they were really crazy-like, “how are you keeping that thing on your head” crazy. She had a giant crocheted turkey that she wore all November, and in December, she somehow managed to attach a 2 foot tree to a headband and actually light it up. But the customers loved it, especially the older folks. It wasn’t bad for business.
13 Oct 2017 09:13 - +1
"hat"
13 Oct 2017 07:29 - +0
“Security guard”
13 Oct 2017 08:43 - +0
She has more than 364 hats? Shit...
13 Oct 2017 09:01 - +0
Please tell me that security gaurd isn't on public payroll.
13 Oct 2017 09:00 - +0
I would put "security guard" in quotes instead of crazy hat. Like that.

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