Straight Finesse



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13 Oct 2017 04:21 - +3750
There are a lot of advantages to driving small cars. Growing up in Alaska all of our neighbors and friends drove snowmachines (snowmobiles) everywhere. And they would always make fun of me because I rode this dinky little [Skidoo Elan](http://www.lewisfirst.com/classified/ElanSST/front-left.jpg). They all had these massive powerful machines that could climb mountains and stuff. But then we would go out riding and they would take a turn too sharp and sink into a soft berm and spend the rest of their afternoon unearthing their sled. I, on the other hand, would simply lift my machine over my head and place it back on the trail and keep going. This guy has it figured out.
13 Oct 2017 03:18 - +1353
That dude was more confused than me during inception
13 Oct 2017 03:38 - +1190
No one drinks like Gaston, or moves cars like Gaston.
13 Oct 2017 04:11 - +563
I'd rather look like a strong dude rather than embarrass myself getting out of that spot
13 Oct 2017 05:16 - +277
When I was in high school, our PE teacher had an early Honda City [like this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Honda_Jazz_Luzern_1980.jpg/1200px-Honda_Jazz_Luzern_1980.jpg). A group of us, lifted it into a garden bed and placed it between two bushes. She wasn't impressed.
13 Oct 2017 04:00 - +217
This would have 100 times better if he moved the car behind passive aggressively.
13 Oct 2017 04:46 - +153
I threw out my back just watching this.
13 Oct 2017 05:29 - +138
Girl : Hey come over. Boy : Can't some idiot blocked my car. Girl : My parents aren't home... Boy : *Lifts car*
13 Oct 2017 03:02 - +100
I need to get to this pussy
13 Oct 2017 05:35 - +99
Reminds me of the Archie comic where beefed-up Moose offers to lift up the end of one of the character's boxed in cars and move it so they can actually drive it, just like this. They all thank him, he smiles and waves back...then gets in one of the two cars that was boxing in said car and he drives off...
13 Oct 2017 03:49 - +70
Why wouldn't you just move the moped?
13 Oct 2017 05:18 - +34
This had me cracking up. There's so much that's so funny: the nonchalant lifting of the car, the guy just staring, unmoving, trying to comprehend the feat of strength he just witnessed, as the guy is making his way out of the parking space, and then the hand gesture of disbelief once it's all over
13 Oct 2017 04:28 - +29
That bro lifts
13 Oct 2017 04:26 - +24
/u/vredditmirrorbot
13 Oct 2017 06:30 - +13
u/vredditmirrorbot
13 Oct 2017 06:01 - +10
[This reminds me of an incredibly similar movie scene.](https://youtu.be/SW411UUOcSI)
13 Oct 2017 03:48 - +10
Recyclable Cardboard cars are really catching on.
13 Oct 2017 05:05 - +8
Dude could've totally gotten out, this is just how he learned to parallel park.
13 Oct 2017 03:44 - +8
Prick parked his moped right in front of him.- he handled it well
13 Oct 2017 05:52 - +6
Can anyone tell how much that car weighs?
13 Oct 2017 03:44 - +6
I was half hoping he'd accidentally smash into the bike as he sped away. What a badass!
13 Oct 2017 05:25 - +5
Why are that mans shorts so short tho ?
13 Oct 2017 06:38 - +5
This guy scrummages.
13 Oct 2017 07:08 - +5
Pink shorts is shook
13 Oct 2017 06:42 - +4
aaaaaaaaand... hernia.
13 Oct 2017 04:02 - +4
Do you even lift bro?
13 Oct 2017 09:24 - +3
Did that dude just eat a can of spinach?
13 Oct 2017 06:11 - +3
It looks like the asshole who parked his scooter right in front of him, causing him to be blocked in is standing right there, hold his helmet. At least he was able to pick his car up and move it.
13 Oct 2017 08:45 - +3
I wanted him to drive forward into the bike still to prove a point
13 Oct 2017 06:20 - +3
Easier to move the moped no? Just saying. I’m just saying, it’s easier. No?
13 Oct 2017 05:24 - +3
Like what. Like a boss.
13 Oct 2017 06:53 - +3
I got those same shorts.
13 Oct 2017 06:21 - +2
That reaction is the best thing I've ever seen
13 Oct 2017 06:28 - +2
The guy in the green shirts dick just went from flaccid to fully erect at that moments notice.
13 Oct 2017 06:38 - +2
Is good car. Is powered by sowing machine motor
13 Oct 2017 06:41 - +2
That is not finesse, that is straight up might.
13 Oct 2017 06:22 - +2
Straight repost
13 Oct 2017 05:42 - +2
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile?
13 Oct 2017 06:30 - +2
Thought for a moment he was going to pee right next to 7 short shorts
13 Oct 2017 05:43 - +2
......... "So anyways, as I was saying..."
13 Oct 2017 06:40 - +2
Can we talk about that dudes shorts
13 Oct 2017 06:19 - +2
If you look reallll close, that guy has a seven on his pants.

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