Reverend of the Sith


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13 Oct 2017 08:13 - +767
Darth Vader is their Pastor! I wanna goto that Church!
13 Oct 2017 11:47 - +498
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Jesus Christ the messiah? No. I thought not. It's not a story the atheists would tell you. It's a Christian legend. Jesus Christ was a son of God, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Holy Spirit to influence the natural world to create ... miracles. He had such a knowledge of eternal life, he could resurrect the ones he cared about ... from dying. He could actually ... save people from damnation? The Holy Spirit is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be ... evangelical. What happened to him? He became so influential the only thing he was afraid of was ... losing his disciples, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately, he taught Judas Iscariot everything he knew, then Judas betrayed him at Gethsemane. Ironic. He could save others from crucifixion ... but not himself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not from an atheist ...
13 Oct 2017 06:30 - +304
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott
13 Oct 2017 09:24 - +64
Good guy Vader actually gave evidence of his supernatural powers to differentiate himself from the thousands of others making competing claims.
13 Oct 2017 09:43 - +45
Is no one going to mention the police tape?
13 Oct 2017 10:55 - +26
This must be that "RevanChrist" I'm always hearin' about...
13 Oct 2017 11:08 - +22
Only an othodox deals in absolutes
13 Oct 2017 07:22 - +15
Bonus equivalence between the church, the pastor, Darth Vader, and the empire.
13 Oct 2017 11:45 - +10
/r/dankchristianmemes
13 Oct 2017 13:29 - +10
If their pastor is Darth Vader, I bet their Pastor is the Hayden CHRISTIAN-son version of Vader
13 Oct 2017 11:15 - +7
Supposedly that pastor and Darth Vader have never been seen in the same place at the same time. I don't want to assume, but...
13 Oct 2017 12:17 - +5
That caution tape couldn't be more ironic.
13 Oct 2017 11:37 - +3
"If you have no faith, why are you guys even here?" -George "HotshotGG" Georgallidis
13 Oct 2017 13:05 - +3
Pastor says Empire did nothing wrong.
13 Oct 2017 13:59 - +2
I have a correction, but I suppose these signs aren't equipped with semicolons - so it's irrelevant Darth Vader; also, our pastor.
13 Oct 2017 10:46 - +2
What's the difference ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯
13 Oct 2017 12:24 - +2
Funny man, your pastor is.
13 Oct 2017 11:58 - +2
Yeeesssss
13 Oct 2017 14:22 - +2
"From my point of view, the Christians are evil."
13 Oct 2017 11:58 - +2
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
13 Oct 2017 17:41 - +2
If you will not be turned, then you will DIE!
13 Oct 2017 13:45 - +2
"Our savior has the high ground!"
13 Oct 2017 10:48 - +2
Join the protestant side.
13 Oct 2017 17:01 - +2
Sad devotion to that ancient religion...
13 Oct 2017 16:47 - +1
Also Bono
13 Oct 2017 15:51 - +1
Why is it marked as a crime scene?
13 Oct 2017 17:51 - +1
This pastor is hiding something...terrible
13 Oct 2017 15:31 - +1
I find your lack of logic disturbing.
13 Oct 2017 12:58 - +1
-michael scott
13 Oct 2017 16:27 - +1
Darth Vader is their Pastor! I wanna goto that Church!
13 Oct 2017 13:02 - +1
Is this in Medway, Ma? I knew I should have pulled over and taken a picture!
13 Oct 2017 08:18 - +1
Nice!
13 Oct 2017 13:24 - +1
They forgot to add the -Michael Scott.
13 Oct 2017 15:47 - +1
Hey, that’s in Millis, MA! I drove by the same sign today. Small world!
13 Oct 2017 13:53 - +1
What beautiful looking neighborhood is that ? Or where, rather?
13 Oct 2017 16:04 - +1
If I was Christian I would go to their church, but i am fully aethiest
13 Oct 2017 15:14 - +1
Hahaha
13 Oct 2017 16:42 - +1
I find your lack of putting "our" on the same line as "also" disturbing.
13 Oct 2017 15:16 - +1
Liking all the downvotes and controversial comments
13 Oct 2017 17:21 - +1
Be careful not to choke on your aspirations,... pastor... https://youtu.be/YeV6hXPr44k
13 Oct 2017 12:16 - +1
"You miss %100 of all shots you don't take -Wayne Gretzky " - Michael Scott
13 Oct 2017 12:14 - +0
Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen pee tape. Edit: not Admiral Motti fans? Too political? Alright.
13 Oct 2017 12:12 - +0
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
13 Oct 2017 13:07 - +-1
It wouldn't disturb him if he had any fucking faith
13 Oct 2017 11:52 - +-1
Also our President to his cabinet.
13 Oct 2017 12:11 - +-1
This is my kind of church!
13 Oct 2017 12:19 - +-1
But, unlike your pastor, Vader followed up those words with a display of empiracle proof. No faith needed! And in the face of evidence like that, lack of belief *would* be disturbing.
13 Oct 2017 12:54 - +-2
I find your fake lord weak and ineffectual like a meatbag.
13 Oct 2017 13:02 - +-6
Star Wars: still more believable than the Bible.
13 Oct 2017 12:04 - +-7
r/facepalm
13 Oct 2017 11:44 - +-9
are they really that desperate to lure people in with star wars?
13 Oct 2017 06:44 - +-19
"Yeah, let's draw parallels between our pastor and a mass-murdering authoritarian!" -Someone

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