Possibly the most beautiful mollusk in the world 🔥 Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Meiocardia vulgaris


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13 Oct 2017 06:50 - +1082
Sculpted by the gods.
13 Oct 2017 08:02 - +687
It's so beautiful, they had to name it 'vulgaris' to try and tone down it's overwhelming beauty.
13 Oct 2017 06:56 - +198
its a wonder that Georgia O'Keeffe wasn't a marine biology enthusiast.
13 Oct 2017 07:32 - +155
r/mildlyuterus
13 Oct 2017 07:42 - +94
Wait! Does this mean those little soaps I wasn't allowed to touch as a kid were actually modeled after something?
13 Oct 2017 09:00 - +64
Hey little boy, whatcha got there? Kind sir it's a mollusk i've found Did you find it in the sandy ground? Does it emulate the ocean's sound? Yes I found it on the ground Emulating the ocean's sound Bring forth the mollusk cast unto me Let's be forever let forever be free Hey little boy come walk with me And bring your new found mollusk along Does it speaketh of the trinity Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye Yes it speaks of the trinity Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me Let's be forever let forever be free You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the sand The waking of all creatures that live on the land And with just one faint glance, back into the sea The mollusk lingers, with it's wandering eye
13 Oct 2017 08:05 - +35
Where does it open?
13 Oct 2017 06:55 - +33
Instantly made me think of [these](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/61/8b/32/618b32d17c6fe41086617e98b09652f7.jpg).
13 Oct 2017 09:26 - +25
##*Valar Morghulis*
13 Oct 2017 08:53 - +23
Looks like will ferrel in Zoolander
13 Oct 2017 10:07 - +17
[All I can think about is Gary Oldman's hair when he played Dracula. ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/fd/4b/d8fd4b9851baad3a489d189272556403.jpg)
13 Oct 2017 07:27 - +15
Little does this mollusk know that it is the reason I'm sort of okay with mollusks now, and they're not *all* gross to me anymore.
13 Oct 2017 08:44 - +10
Meiocardia? It does look a little like a heart...
13 Oct 2017 08:35 - +7
Do they all look like this? Or is this just exceptionally special?
13 Oct 2017 09:14 - +7
[Meiocardia vulgaris closest relative ](http://assets9.heart.co.uk/2015/23/will-ferrell-in-zoolander-screen-shot-1434030483-view-0.png)
13 Oct 2017 08:38 - +7
[Pfffffffft](http://mymodernmet.com/blue-dragon-mollusk/)
13 Oct 2017 09:56 - +6
Looks like Gary Oldman's Dracula wig from the 90s movie.
13 Oct 2017 08:41 - +6
What Era is this Vulgaris?
13 Oct 2017 10:02 - +4
Jeeeez, where's the NSFW tag. This is what vulgar is.
13 Oct 2017 08:06 - +4
I wouldn't call it vulgaris at all
13 Oct 2017 12:47 - +4
Come on, OP, we all know that that is a 3D printed replica of the mayor of Whoville’s hair!
13 Oct 2017 09:14 - +3
Symmetry bitches. Fractals n shit
13 Oct 2017 10:53 - +3
Valar Morgulis ! Emm for some reason I felt like it fits in here.
13 Oct 2017 08:34 - +3
The uterus of the sea
13 Oct 2017 09:43 - +3
baby hellboy's nutsack
13 Oct 2017 09:19 - +3
Nice , but how’s it taste?
13 Oct 2017 10:50 - +3
How does it taste?
13 Oct 2017 10:20 - +3
I'm not completely sure this isn't two snails banging.
13 Oct 2017 14:02 - +2
I thought I was looking at ovaries
13 Oct 2017 11:04 - +2
All I can think about when I see this shell is Mugatu.
13 Oct 2017 08:41 - +2
Meiocardia ballsackeous.
13 Oct 2017 09:55 - +2
Looks like a nutsack
13 Oct 2017 09:31 - +2
i mean...its a cool mollusk and all...
13 Oct 2017 13:49 - +2
It looks like a vagina that's flexing its extra-curly biceps. 10/10
13 Oct 2017 09:44 - +2
So this is what Mugatu's hair was styled after
13 Oct 2017 09:54 - +2
It's making me really uncomfortable
13 Oct 2017 09:47 - +2
Vulgaris. The newest member of GWAR.
13 Oct 2017 10:04 - +2
My only question is, why isn’t this a Pokémon
13 Oct 2017 09:47 - +2
Looks like my nut sack in cold water.
13 Oct 2017 07:52 - +2
Possibly? I dare challengers to submit...
13 Oct 2017 09:48 - +2
Valar marghulis
13 Oct 2017 13:49 - +2
Looks like I'm not the only dirty minded here..
13 Oct 2017 11:19 - +2
I just see magatu’s hair from Zoolander
13 Oct 2017 09:19 - +1
Jotaro would love this
13 Oct 2017 08:24 - +1
More like Meiocardia Vaginis
13 Oct 2017 09:09 - +1
Looks like a lovely artisan white chocolate.
13 Oct 2017 08:42 - +1
too bad Edward Weston isn't around to take a picture of it for us.
13 Oct 2017 08:18 - +1
I read the title of the comment and thought it said "this is Mediocre Vagina".
13 Oct 2017 08:58 - +1
Never seen valves on a mollusc like that before
13 Oct 2017 09:17 - +1
mugatu
13 Oct 2017 09:01 - +1
Moloch 😳

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