And you know she drives an Altima

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13 Oct 2017 07:28 - +6478
Where's the Micheal Kors bag at though?
13 Oct 2017 07:33 - +5091
I'm a car salesman. They always buy altimas. They also do have good credit 9 times out of 10.
13 Oct 2017 09:40 - +3258
I feel personally attacked by this as a nurse with a son named Aiden. I have a Toyota though. Assholes! Lol
13 Oct 2017 07:56 - +2348
My sister is going through nursing school to support herself and my nephew Aiden. She drives a Bronco though. Edit: She's not on Reddit but I told her about your responses. She wanted me to pass on her thanks, peace, and love. Yall are a hell of a community.
13 Oct 2017 06:34 - +1729
Every demographic was represented.
13 Oct 2017 09:09 - +1139
"What are these missing assignments, did Ayden know about these? Please send me all assignments and ruberics so I know what my son is missing." No bitch, I only give homework to some kids and just decided your kid isn't worth it. Sorry, getting PTSD from these moms as a first year teacher. Edit: Accidentally added an "e" to rubric while typing on mobile, please don't get me fired.
13 Oct 2017 08:27 - +674
and ayden's definitely a little shit
13 Oct 2017 09:41 - +638
ayo what’s up with all this shade being thrown at nurses
13 Oct 2017 09:41 - +596
Dating app headline "PLEASE DON'T WASTE MY TIME"
13 Oct 2017 08:32 - +383
In that Altima is the stethoscope draped over the rear view mirror
13 Oct 2017 09:23 - +359
There’s an 87% chance the last chick is a single mom with a half black kid
13 Oct 2017 06:47 - +326
Is it too late to blame Dove?
13 Oct 2017 10:11 - +247
If she is a registered nurse, fuck with her, stay away from the medical billing coders and the nurse assistants that be frontin like they are nurses on their IG.
13 Oct 2017 06:33 - +201
I mean they're not wrong most of the time
13 Oct 2017 09:46 - +195
well until yall wanna slap that uniform on and clean shit and blood and get yelled at for helping people, I'd sit down/be humble smh ;_;
13 Oct 2017 08:36 - +154
Daaaaaaaamn. I don't know many people, but I know a girl exactly like this. except she drives a camry.
13 Oct 2017 09:55 - +123
>Woman values her independence and puts her child first; works in a job where she helps others daily Wow what a piece of shit!
13 Oct 2017 06:57 - +115
lmao my ex wrote this uniform and drove a white Altima 😂
13 Oct 2017 10:06 - +85
/u/Downwithasyndrome deleted their comment: > to be real though lots of nurses think they’re hot shit for no reason Sounds like you've (thankfully) never had to rely on nurses for your personal wellbeing or that of a loved one.. It's a stressful job that requires intelligence, patience, attention to detail, and involves direct care and sometimes life/death decisions. I'd say that's pretty hot shit compared to the vast majority of other professions.
13 Oct 2017 10:12 - +80
My mom is a single mom and she’s a nurse and my name is Jaydyn.....
13 Oct 2017 09:46 - +79
There was a girl at my college with a back windshield sticker that said “Altima Self.”
13 Oct 2017 09:59 - +69
Good for them:) I hope they have happy fulfilling lives :)
13 Oct 2017 10:12 - +64
The **MEANEST** sisters I know are **always** aggressively driving an Altima with the pink furry steering wheel and an "Angel" or "Princess" bumper sticker. I call it Miss Piggy Syndrome: you THINK you cute but really you are a heartless psycho
13 Oct 2017 07:52 - +64
😭😭😭 every girl from my high school
13 Oct 2017 06:38 - +56
Why are the taller ladies covering up their fronts? And the shorter ladies covering up their backs?
13 Oct 2017 10:15 - +54
Women like this ain't nothing to fuck with. And they deserve that respect.
13 Oct 2017 09:46 - +52
For real though every nurse I know, even the married ones, are always posting on Facebook about how their job is so hard but they wouldn't have it any other way. Why? I don't even see how it can be so consistently only one profession
13 Oct 2017 10:00 - +51
I mean...they did get their life together though lol
13 Oct 2017 10:13 - +44
Bonus: she isn’t even a nurse, just a receptionist that sometimes does blood draws.
13 Oct 2017 10:32 - +44
damn, how many nurses are on this sub? Y'all do a job I never could, [mad props](
13 Oct 2017 10:45 - +40
thats the "i support a guy who never really found a career and fixes cars for side cash" starter pack

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