What to say?


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13 Oct 2017 19:00 - +2491
Good enough for a drink tomorrow night, around 8?
13 Oct 2017 16:56 - +1118
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
13 Oct 2017 20:51 - +359
"beep beep lettuce"
13 Oct 2017 21:31 - +333
I made a sub called /r/HowDoIRespondToThis a long while back especially for requests like this. Never took off, unfortunately
13 Oct 2017 21:08 - +291
She's clearly uninvested so you have to get in her head. Don't say anything for 9 months minimum, then message her with whatever you want.
13 Oct 2017 18:55 - +204
"just like me, in bed"
13 Oct 2017 17:33 - +156
"Good enough for what? 😊"
13 Oct 2017 20:54 - +78
I'd stop there. She seems boring/uninterested
13 Oct 2017 21:01 - +78
“I’ve never gotten this far”
13 Oct 2017 20:51 - +44
"You're the one that's good"
13 Oct 2017 20:51 - +25
Thanks for the 2k upvotes
13 Oct 2017 20:10 - +24
"Oh, good, you're use to lowering your expectations"
13 Oct 2017 20:18 - +15
Get in quick while her self esteem is low! Lol
13 Oct 2017 21:09 - +9
"That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Wanna bang?"
13 Oct 2017 20:13 - +8
Something something I can make you taste the rest of the rainbow.
13 Oct 2017 21:04 - +7
"Good enough to taste the rainbow?"
13 Oct 2017 20:42 - +7
"Just like you."
13 Oct 2017 20:58 - +5
Permission to use this?
13 Oct 2017 21:10 - +4
You want to eat her period
13 Oct 2017 21:13 - +3
Good thing he didn't call her a yellow runt. Always used to expect lemon but then it turns out to be banana. Who the fuck likes banana flavored candy?
13 Oct 2017 21:38 - +3
this is the first one that if OP said "oh sorry my little brother got my phone!" I would believe them.
13 Oct 2017 21:42 - +3
"That's how I feel about the green ones."
13 Oct 2017 20:58 - +3
"Oohh, that I only meant wellll..."
13 Oct 2017 22:06 - +3
go with "AYY GURL U WANT SUM OF DAT DICK" always works
13 Oct 2017 21:25 - +2
if this is original then its really cute
13 Oct 2017 21:23 - +2
This is honestly one of the best I’ve seen in awhile. Good job :)
13 Oct 2017 22:27 - +2
Should a said she's lime flavour and you can't find her type anymore.
13 Oct 2017 20:52 - +1
Giggity
13 Oct 2017 21:15 - +1
Sometimes it's best to say nothing at all
13 Oct 2017 22:17 - +1
I know that girl
13 Oct 2017 21:31 - +1
'Good enough'.
13 Oct 2017 22:12 - +1
/r/therewasanattempt ?
13 Oct 2017 21:45 - +1
If you were a starburst you would be a red one

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