This'll never get old


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13 Oct 2017 20:07 - +6592
Ted Cruz liked incest porn on twitter
13 Oct 2017 18:38 - +1256
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
13 Oct 2017 20:55 - +783
Ted Cruz voted most likely to die on the shitter.
13 Oct 2017 21:00 - +764
Ted Cruz's dad Was JFK's killer.
13 Oct 2017 19:32 - +440
Ted Cruz blows goats in Manila
13 Oct 2017 20:49 - +122
One time on The Office, Kevin spilled all that chil......er? Ah fuck
13 Oct 2017 21:03 - +89
THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I GOT WITHOUT SEEING THE CAPTION.
13 Oct 2017 21:19 - +55
I like how it's so obvious there's no need to even have the words.
13 Oct 2017 19:49 - +28
Roses are red*
13 Oct 2017 21:10 - +25
If Cruz's wife was his daughter, he'd hit her then quit her
13 Oct 2017 21:17 - +24
I ironically call my cock Godzilla
13 Oct 2017 20:31 - +23
George W Bush is the 9/11 killer
13 Oct 2017 21:04 - +22
This is my grin after I fap to Phyllis Diller
13 Oct 2017 22:27 - +15
Senator Cruz is the Zodiac Killer ("Ted Cruz" doesn't have enough syllables.)
13 Oct 2017 21:29 - +13
?
13 Oct 2017 20:24 - +10
He knows what he did.
13 Oct 2017 22:14 - +8
I haven't a clue This line is just filler
13 Oct 2017 22:01 - +8
Violets are blue and Michael Jackson same thriller. Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer. Try as he will and try as he might but his political carrer died on that fateful September night. While we all rested safe in our beds.. Ted was up beating his meat to incest porn instead.
13 Oct 2017 21:06 - +5
Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer
13 Oct 2017 21:53 - +5
Ted Cruz looks like a serial killer.
14 Oct 2017 00:24 - +3
Bounced in my boy's dick watching this pic for hours
13 Oct 2017 21:56 - +3
This is the face of a serial killer.
13 Oct 2017 23:26 - +3
For a moment I couldn't even remember his name, I was just thinking "he's the zodiac killer"
13 Oct 2017 20:58 - +3
He needs a bogle for the gloch.
13 Oct 2017 21:24 - +3
Ted Cruz is a lizard
13 Oct 2017 22:09 - +2
This is Ted Cruz. He is the Zodiac Killer.
13 Oct 2017 22:43 - +2
Ted Cruz would have made a GREAT President!
14 Oct 2017 00:35 - +2
Violets are blue, Michael Jackson sang Thriller, Who the fuck is this guy and what did he do that rhymes with thriller?
13 Oct 2017 22:30 - +2
Ted Cruz is the Trinity Killer?
13 Oct 2017 23:49 - +2
Roses are red, this line is just filler to segue to this pic of the Zodiac killer.
13 Oct 2017 22:53 - +2
What happened to "Roses are red"?
13 Oct 2017 21:44 - +2
Ted Cruz wants to turn the middle east into glitter
13 Oct 2017 23:34 - +2
explain? Last time I've hear about him was that he's 100% human candidate and likes porn on twitter. What's the context here?
13 Oct 2017 21:51 - +2
Viloets are blue Michael Jackson sang thriller Cruz the cross-dresser is a closet cum swiller. (not that there is anything wrong with that)
14 Oct 2017 00:12 - +2
TED CRUZ HAD SEX WITH A CATERPILLAR?
13 Oct 2017 22:59 - +2
Wordless and doesn't start with "roses are red". Get this cancer off the subreddit
13 Oct 2017 23:04 - +1
Republican Senator Ted Cruz Is the Zodiac Killer
13 Oct 2017 23:29 - +1
Ted cruz is secretly the zodiac killer
13 Oct 2017 22:35 - +1
I could hardly keep a straight face in the office on the day I found out about these Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer memes
13 Oct 2017 23:38 - +1
Ted Cruz looks like Kevin from the Office, according to Twitter
13 Oct 2017 22:24 - +1
There should be a sub like this where people post the first half and then a picture, then in the comments people finish it off and try to come up with the best ones.
13 Oct 2017 23:51 - +1
In the Presidential Race, Ted Cruz was just filler. #REAL.TALK!
13 Oct 2017 22:50 - +1
New Trump Health Bill, Can't be voted, Huge Failure.
13 Oct 2017 23:09 - +1
1. Why wouldn't you start it with "Roses are red"? 2. Violets aren't blue, they're purple. 3. Kevin Malone was in fact the chili spiller.
13 Oct 2017 23:11 - +1
Michale Jackson sang Thriller and Violets are Blue Michael liked boys Ted likes Honey Boo
13 Oct 2017 21:43 - +1
this title is the best excuse for reposting I've ever seen
13 Oct 2017 22:29 - +1
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13 Oct 2017 21:44 - +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-ObkSOAFJs
13 Oct 2017 22:43 - +1
He does not look like Ben Stiller
13 Oct 2017 21:46 - +1
My name is Ted Cruz; I'm the Zodiac Killer
13 Oct 2017 22:59 - +1
Ted Cruz fucked Harambe the Gorilla
13 Oct 2017 21:48 - +1
Ted Cruz is basically Hitler?
13 Oct 2017 23:09 - +1
Ted Cruz moonlights as the zodiac killer
13 Oct 2017 21:52 - +1
Fuck you for making my brain finish that.
13 Oct 2017 23:20 - +1
Ted Cruz is een dikke chiller
13 Oct 2017 21:54 - +1
The unspoken meme is the deadliest.
13 Oct 2017 22:27 - +1
Roses are red So I've been told This particular joke Will never get old
13 Oct 2017 21:55 - +1
Ted Cruz moves to North Korea? Wait...
13 Oct 2017 22:31 - +1
Oscar Mayer hotdogs are made from all real beef, no filler?
13 Oct 2017 21:57 - +1
Ted Cruz is a registered sex offender
13 Oct 2017 22:36 - +1
we're so afraid of ted and bernie we nominated the donald and hiller- y
13 Oct 2017 22:00 - +1
[Young Ted Cruz is Joji Miller?](https://i.imgur.com/N1FrQyn.jpg)
13 Oct 2017 22:49 - +1
Ted Cruz's father is JFKs killer?
13 Oct 2017 22:01 - +1
These arent fuckin boots
13 Oct 2017 22:53 - +1
What was the reasoning behind this conspiracy? Are people only [comparing him to the police sketch](https://media.salon.com/2016/03/zodiac_cruz.jpg) and running with that or did he have some connections or eerie coincidences that tie him to the killings as well?
13 Oct 2017 22:02 - +1
We shall neverrrrrrrrrr surrenderrrrrrr
13 Oct 2017 23:03 - +1
That was brilliant
13 Oct 2017 22:07 - +1
“Roses are red, Jason Mraz wrote the remedy”
13 Oct 2017 23:08 - +1
Is the zodiac killer .___.
13 Oct 2017 22:09 - +1
Violets are GOLD! Get it right!
13 Oct 2017 23:10 - +1
Ted Cruz is the Zodiak Killer.
13 Oct 2017 22:22 - +1
It goes into the shitter When people go one boot bigger Ted cruz liked porn on twitter That shit tasted quite bitter To be honest I am not a natter Idubbbz is a white nigger But guys remember- pls dont litter But remember guys that Maybe I could be your cat I could be watching your every step without you knowing that fact I should tell you that this Is not an act And no I am not gonna in on an attack Because I am a spy but I could maybe not be your pet And yesterday I made Your house wet But thats a probabilty Remember-Its a bet You got some paranoia? That's what you get When your life is a wreck That last verse was a fucking lie Theres no way I could be a spy Because I'm so Fat I could die But I spit bars Like toyota spits their shitty cars In a 100 years There have been 3 whole wars And because it's my fault I'll lock myself in a vault Maybe gonna be an astronaut Gonna hide from war on Mars Where everything is done by a bot That was quite depressive And the bomb is quite massive So dont worry when the bomb Goes off cuz' no one gonna live
13 Oct 2017 23:17 - +1
Roses are red Violets are blue Michael Jackson sang Thriller Ted plays with his poo
13 Oct 2017 21:14 - +1
The Mercers are evil scum spreading propaganda via Bannon, Flynn, and Stone.
13 Oct 2017 23:27 - +1
can we stop with these shitty titles
13 Oct 2017 21:25 - +1
Ted Cruz looks like Kevin who worked with the Scranton strangler, who was a killer
13 Oct 2017 23:30 - +1
Republicans would rather elect the Zodiac than stand with her #hillary2016
13 Oct 2017 21:34 - +1
We will nevah surrendah
13 Oct 2017 23:47 - +1
I laughed so god damn hard at this. Mostly because of the fact that I actually remembered the last line just by the picture.
13 Oct 2017 21:42 - +1
I just realized my friend looks exactly like him. Not sure if I should tell him...

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