Can atheists walk on water?


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Comments:

15 Nov 2017 00:45 - +1
/r/facepalmfacepalm obviously satire.
15 Nov 2017 01:23 - +1
I think they still used psilocybin mushrooms for ceremonial purposes back then
14 Nov 2017 23:28 - +1
If you show me a video of Jesus walking on water, I will show you a video of me doing the same. Until then we will have to take these claims on faith.
14 Nov 2017 23:26 - +1
How about I have faith you’re an idiot?
14 Nov 2017 23:51 - +1
This is such a cool fact. It reminds me of the stories my grandma told me about growing up without any family because Einstein hadn't invented general relativity yet.
15 Nov 2017 00:34 - +1
I've walked on water many times in my life. It was winter, but still.
14 Nov 2017 23:45 - +1
[Here's three people doing it, not hard](http://www.fotothing.com/photos/bd3/bd33f332fb5e7811888527e75b76eb75.jpg)
15 Nov 2017 00:36 - +1
Oof burn
14 Nov 2017 23:35 - +1
Hey I’ve seen plenty of illusionists walk on water. Jesus was just the David Copperfield of the time
15 Nov 2017 00:57 - +1
or he could write about it in a book and wait 2,000 years, it’ll be much more believable then
14 Nov 2017 23:50 - +1
Technically Jesus didn't say he walked on water. Witnesses attributed the act to him.
15 Nov 2017 01:28 - +1
Yeah he really set himself up for failure with that post. I’m religious and even I can’t explain how he walked on water or if He truly did. I have faith that He did walk on water but I may never prove it.
15 Nov 2017 00:46 - +1
"Its true because its in some book". .
15 Nov 2017 00:19 - +1
Cool, so I just have to have faith a priest won't diddle my kid in his rectory?
15 Nov 2017 00:57 - +1
Theists demanding evidence. How cute
15 Nov 2017 00:54 - +1
You really think a religious person would do that? Just go on the internet and say things that are not good arguments?
14 Nov 2017 23:19 - +1
Logic...
15 Nov 2017 00:29 - +1
This is starting to sound more like The Believers from Marvel everyday...
15 Nov 2017 00:43 - +1
I was working the other night and a customer asked me if I was a Christian. I was a little timid to answer that I was actually an atheist, but I did. The guy proceeds to tell me that I should dare God to come into my life and I will see a difference. People who believe cannot fathom some one who does not. I just said I would try because they just don't get it.
14 Nov 2017 23:52 - +1
Well, during Jesus' time all fluids were non-Newtonian (because Newton didn't exist) so everyone could walk on water back then.
15 Nov 2017 00:38 - +1
It also shows a definite lack of any kind of reasoning ability.
15 Nov 2017 01:22 - +1
Can you not repost?
14 Nov 2017 23:41 - +1
Show me a video of Jesus walking on water
15 Nov 2017 01:27 - +1
Why in God's name would you purposely join this group? To beat your head against the wall daily? I seriously doubt a lot of people on the fence are the ones on there.
15 Nov 2017 00:29 - +1
The initial question shows a definite lack of understanding where atheism is concerned.
15 Nov 2017 00:26 - +1
There... there are so many better ways to go about this... why did you have to pick the ***WORST POSSIBLE ARGUMENT TO USE?!*** Just... gah!
15 Nov 2017 00:11 - +1
yes, if its frozen
15 Nov 2017 01:16 - +1
I'll write you a book telling how I did it, and how you're going to burn in eternal agony if you don't believe me. Will that do? Or should I arrange to have a bunch of guys who I've never met write it decades from now?
15 Nov 2017 00:47 - +1
You can walk on water right at home! [Here's a video](https://youtu.be/dycpIPTFJ04?t=1m7s) on how to walk on water.
14 Nov 2017 23:54 - +1
Did she have to ride the special bus to school?
15 Nov 2017 01:11 - +1
https://youtu.be/Oe3St1GgoHQ
14 Nov 2017 23:33 - +1
[proof?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/1b/ff/b71bff02fa278ea2d022d927bcecaf8f.jpg)
15 Nov 2017 01:21 - +1
well, when water freezes.. you can walk on it.
15 Nov 2017 00:58 - +1
What is this r/atheism
15 Nov 2017 00:40 - +1
I still think that myth is probably about coastal quicksand, favourable weight to sandal-size ratio....and of course fishermen's tendencies to exaggerate stories over time.
15 Nov 2017 00:03 - +1
Who can't?
15 Nov 2017 01:05 - +1
😂 I’m a believer in Christ but that was a good burn. Well played
15 Nov 2017 00:19 - +1
Holy crap I can see the fedora tip.
15 Nov 2017 00:56 - +1
That religious asshole got rekt on a spiritual level.
15 Nov 2017 00:33 - +1
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