another use for garlic
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Thanks! Worked like a charm.
I only have garlic bread. how do I apply it?
Garlic has actually been traditionally used to treat skin infections, usually when somebody got an injury in the field or at war and they needed something with antibiotic properties to apply to the wound. So next time you get a cut and think it might get a bit infected just ram a clove right in.
Alternatively, you can stick your cut into a bowl of cayenne pepper. I️t will clot nearly immediately, but at the expense of a little of your soul. Ask me how I know.
How is this shitty? It works exactly as they said.
Little known fun fact: If you don't have garlic on hand, salt will do pretty much the same thing, only better. And by better I mean it will hurt much, much more.
It is a vasoconstrictor, though. So should help with bleeding.
It is said that if applied quickly after a vampire bite you will have a 50% chance of not changing.
The best part is that there are 40 other garlic secrets
How is this a shitty pro tip? It seems like it is incredibly effective at making your wounds more painful
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This is gonna spice up BDSM Fridays with the neighbors! Thanks a lot!
I read apply as Apple-y. Help
I know this wimpy white emo kid who would love this.
me_irl
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See whenever I know I've got a fight and I get a Parmo... You've gotta get the garlic or the cream cabbage see, cools it down, makes it digestible.
u/Old_Man_Gabe
Bonus LPT: rub onions in as well and you’ve got the start of a great home-cooked meal. Transfer everything to crock pot and let simmer for 8 hours. If this were on r/frugal we’d just need to add some lentils.
I apply the pipi to the wound. Much cheaper. Same results.
Anyone have a tasty hack to get this intravenously as to intensify my shattered heart? -myusernamethaticantrememberanditdoesntlistitonthemobileappwhenmakingacomment
Am Italian, can confirm. It boosts our healing factor.
/r/2meirl4meirl
Lemon and salt works better.
Do shave a ginger root and put it your butt.
Read that as appley and was wondering why you would use an apple product on it..
Is garlic secrets a real thing? Please be a real thing..
ProTip: To verify this do it now.
Oof, ouch, owie my wounds.
Reminds me of the time I bit my tongue eating a calzone. I followed it up with a swig of Fireball whiskey. It still hurt after but compared to the intense burn of the whiskey on my bleeding tongue, it was much more bearable.
bdsmprotips?
Hmmm best way to get botulism quickly......
Its like getting horrible bleeding hemorrhoids, then sleeping on a bed riddled with bed bugs.
LPT: have a wart? Crush garlic and put it on a bandaid pad and leave it there.
Garlic Bandaids. Help keep the Vamps away.
I heard it also cures pink eye.
This isn't shitty if you were trying to increase somebody else's pain
You joke, but it's as good as neosporin at killing potential infection.
Also will deter vampires
Works great on heartbreak.
Fuk garlic I don't like it anymore
Damn. Now I gotta have those other 40 garlic tips.
That is a very nice way to hurt someone.
The pain means it’s working to cause you pain.
I wonder what the first 40 "garlic secrets" were like
Thanks \- a masochist
If it hurts, it works.
This is not shitty at all, raw garlic is actually a fabulous disinfectant.
Still not as bad as the pain of existence
Can I substitute powdered garlic? Edit: Yep! Worked a treat.
This is the type of stuff I'm looking for
+1 to that? Splash some Apple Cider Vinegar on the wound!
Good if you're into S&M
Instructions unclear. Got garlic in my eye
Don’t forget the lemon juice!
Garlic has antimicrobial effects if my memory serves me well so is this really a shitty life pro tip? 🤔
we use it as a form of anti-septic..
EA could use some garlic
Lalatina approves.
Solid advice, I really appreciate it
Finally
Mix fresh crushed garlic with course kosher salt to make paste then fill wound. It will take care of infection.
I always use salt, it stops the bleeding, but I dont know if I help or affect the injure :(
You know what I love doing after I get shot? Shooting myself in the foot!
Do I have to chop the garlic or can I use it whole??
However, if you have an ear infection it actually will help against the pain immediately. Just put a small slice of a clove in your ear, works like a charm.
###**HELL YEAH!!**
I always like to first apply lemon juice, salt, and then you rub garlic on it.
Sure. If you’re a vampire.
Is it a shitty life pro tip if it does *exactly* what they said it would?
GARLIC -MAKE- shutterstock *Everything* B • e • t • t • e • r
For similar effect just rub some EA on it.... amiright?
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Learn how this stay at home mother found this one weird trick, that the food industry hates!
Might aswell put pepper in your eye captain obvious
Funny❤️
It also makes the zombies move to another lane.
I FEEL SO ALIVE! Great tip.
Will the garlic(k) my wounds?
Then roll said wound in salt.
More usefully (unless you're using it as an interrogation technique) it can be used to cure a severe toothache. You can, A.) crush it, mix it with salt, and apply it lightly to the affected tooth, B.) crush it, mix it with warm water and salt, and swish it around the area of pain, C.) Crush it, mix it with peanut butter, apply as a paste to the affected area, wait a few minutes, then rinse your mouth out with warm salt water, or, D.) Just cut one of the fuckers in half and rub the cut side into the affected area until the pain subsides enough to chew it with the tooth, and, finally, rinse your mouth out with warm salt water. Garlic, when crushed or cleaved raw, releases Allicin, which fights off bacteria and boosts the immune system, so it's especially helpful for pain resulting from tooth decay. Plus it's low calorie, highly nutritious, and tastes amazing, so you should probably add it to everything you cook just to be safe.
My mum is fucking obsessed with recommending this. Everything from scraped knees to bug bites.
Also rub it in really hard
Use garlic salt for turbo mode.
Seriously though, rub fresh garlic juice on a budding cold sore, and it will disappear. Swear to god.