How to think like EA


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14 Nov 2017 23:46 - +846
WikiHow : How to scam the entire gaming community
14 Nov 2017 23:52 - +256
The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰
14 Nov 2017 23:51 - +129
Man that is some shitty looking money
15 Nov 2017 00:09 - +34
How to get free publicity and no matter how much the gamer base turns on you sales will say otherwise
15 Nov 2017 02:21 - +31
Is the EA hate circlejerk that spans all of reddit really that big of a deal in hindsight. Just don't buy the game and leave it at that. No need to have every other subreddit talk about how EA sucks since people who are and aren't gamers have been well aware that people hate them.
15 Nov 2017 00:32 - +29
Seeing it from that perspective, I can see why EA is doing this.
15 Nov 2017 03:39 - +18
I long for the day reddit learns businesses exist for profit maximisation.
14 Nov 2017 23:29 - +18
Source: https://m.wikihow.com/Budget-Your-Money
15 Nov 2017 03:13 - +11
HOSYL FUCKIN GSHIT!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS SO FUNY1!!!! I HATE ELECTRONIC ARTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 Nov 2017 03:01 - +10
If everyone on Reddit put this much energy toward something that could benefit society, maybe something cool could come of it. But instead let's just get mad about a video game.
15 Nov 2017 03:40 - +8
Another sub, really?!
15 Nov 2017 01:46 - +7
“How can I get players to trade in real money for monopoly money?”
15 Nov 2017 02:40 - +5
EA only wants one thing and it's fucking disgusting
15 Nov 2017 04:12 - +4
we're on /r/all bois
15 Nov 2017 04:08 - +3
EA SPORTS! *its in the third dlc after the first remaster*
15 Nov 2017 03:13 - +3
EA the night of the down vote: https://i.imgur.com/dFEXwMt.jpg
15 Nov 2017 02:37 - +3
r/microtransactions
15 Nov 2017 03:23 - +3
How is this not every corporation? Apple? Amazon? Google? Fucking Safeway?
15 Nov 2017 04:32 - +2
It's true, all their wrists can think about is money.
15 Nov 2017 03:42 - +2
Apple: omg new iPhone EA: fucking EA I think I sense some cognitive dissonance here
15 Nov 2017 04:29 - +2
Why is he thinking from his shoulders?
15 Nov 2017 05:03 - +2
In defense of Disney, Fuck EA.
15 Nov 2017 03:56 - +2
The 💰 intent 💰 is 💰 to 💰 provide 💰 players 💰 with 💰 a 💰 sense 💰 of 💰 pride 💰 and 💰 accomplishment 💰 for 💰 unlocking 💰 different 💰 heroes. 💰 As 💰 for 💰 cost, 💰 we 💰 selected 💰 initial 💰 values 💰 based 💰 upon 💰 data 💰 from 💰 the 💰 Open 💰 Beta 💰 and 💰 other 💰 adjustments 💰 made 💰 to 💰 milestone 💰 rewards 💰 before 💰 launch. 💰 Among 💰 other 💰 things, 💰 we're 💰 looking 💰 at 💰 average 💰 per-player 💰 credit 💰 earn 💰 rates 💰 on 💰 a 💰 daily 💰 basis, 💰 and 💰 we'll 💰 be 💰 making 💰 constant 💰 adjustments 💰 to 💰 ensure 💰 that 💰 players 💰 have 💰 challenges 💰 that 💰 are 💰 compelling, 💰 rewarding, 💰 and 💰 of 💰 course 💰 attainable 💰 via 💰 gameplay. We 💰 appreciate 💰 the 💰 candid 💰 feedback, 💰 and 💰 the 💰 passion 💰 the 💰 community 💰 has 💰 put 💰 forth 💰 around 💰 the 💰 current 💰 topics 💰 here 💰 on 💰 Reddit, 💰 our 💰 forums 💰 and 💰 across 💰 numerous 💰 social 💰 media 💰 outlets. Our 💰 team 💰 will 💰 continue 💰 to 💰 make 💰 changes 💰 and 💰 monitor 💰 community 💰 feedback 💰 and 💰 update 💰 everyone 💰 as 💰 soon 💰 and 💰 as 💰 often 💰 as 💰 we 💰 can. 💰 💰
15 Nov 2017 05:05 - +1
If it's in your bank, it's in our game. E...A... Crooks
15 Nov 2017 06:07 - +1
Yours got more traction than [mine.](https://www.reddit.com/r/disneyvacation/comments/7cq9zg/how_to_design_a_video_game_like_ea/) Props. I posted the one I found immediately since the tag on the bottom right fit so perfectly.
15 Nov 2017 05:55 - +1
Funny. As this man looks like he is sitting on the toilet, I think that a more appropriate picture would be of the bowl, revealing the shit that is EA.
15 Nov 2017 03:24 - +1
Sorry to break it to you, but every business operates with the goal of maximizing profit.
15 Nov 2017 05:25 - +1
What an embarrassing meme.
15 Nov 2017 04:42 - +1
>How to think like any company Let's stop pretending this is just EA. They're a company. Their sole purpose is to generate profit. The same (OPs post) could be said for Blizzard, Bethesda, and Valve.
15 Nov 2017 04:43 - +1
I am surprised Disney hasn't stepped in.
15 Nov 2017 03:36 - +1
Can confirm... know an accountant for them, that guy, greedy af.
15 Nov 2017 05:15 - +1
Out of the loop, what did EA do?
15 Nov 2017 03:45 - +1
EA sucks
15 Nov 2017 05:39 - +1
What an exaggeration reddit has made this. It took me 7 hours to Purple a class. You get tons of parts and credits from milestones. It would take literally less than 6 hours to get both the Luke and Vader you guys care so much about. *I might be affiliated with EA*, But those are facts I posted.
15 Nov 2017 03:46 - +1
Yeah how many do not work, money is always small ...
15 Nov 2017 04:38 - +1
Who doesnt
15 Nov 2017 05:46 - +1
as opposed to all those other businesses that hate money.
15 Nov 2017 05:01 - +1
That guy almost looks like Martin Shkreli... Coincidence? I think not!
15 Nov 2017 04:07 - +1
D L C ITS IN THE GAME
15 Nov 2017 05:05 - +1
Money in canada is Really bigg problem on familly in montreal or quebec and est of canada.... No dad working and mom smoKing a cigarette and dring a beer all time! 2-3 bb for the money... Money enter on the bank.. MOm go in pusher..
15 Nov 2017 04:08 - +1
"E-A Sports. It's in the bank."
15 Nov 2017 05:18 - +1
so many stupid people
15 Nov 2017 04:24 - +1
Woulda been funnier with Nazi Germany imagery.
15 Nov 2017 05:38 - +1
Damn that joke was low hanging fruit but dear god how I love it.
15 Nov 2017 04:35 - +1
r/eavacation
15 Nov 2017 05:44 - +1
I love all the hate they have been getting.
15 Nov 2017 02:12 - +1
Shit I must be a member of EA then
15 Nov 2017 05:52 - +1
You gamers need a girlfriend.
15 Nov 2017 02:26 - +1
Or Bungie.
15 Nov 2017 06:01 - +1
Can someone please replace the cash with downvotes.
15 Nov 2017 03:06 - +1
I feel like a lot of businesses/people can relate.
15 Nov 2017 06:24 - +1
We all taking shit abut EA but their stocks keep going up...
15 Nov 2017 03:31 - +1
How Gaben think too. Anyone agree with me ?
15 Nov 2017 01:54 - +1
EA sucks
15 Nov 2017 03:59 - +1
They think like Tony Soprano.
15 Nov 2017 04:03 - +0
ea sucks lol ahhh
15 Nov 2017 04:41 - +0
OHMIGOD ITS LEAKING
15 Nov 2017 05:25 - +0
This is about a video game company? Why the hell is this in the Disney vacation section??
15 Nov 2017 03:49 - +-1
I made a sub-reddit to discuss this very topic. The whole situation is just crazy so I thought we could discuss it here: [r/eadiscussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/eadiscussion/)
15 Nov 2017 04:02 - +-1
GUYS I DO DISS TRACKS BESURE TO CHECK THEM OUT
15 Nov 2017 04:44 - +-4
>business wants to make money REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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