TIL Ted Nugent wrote the song Jailbait with lyrics, "I don't care if you're just thirteen," and "Wait a minute officer, Don't put those handcuffs on me, Put them on her and I'll share her with you."



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15 Nov 2017 00:23 - +10287
This is the guy who made himself the legal guardian of a 17 year old when he was 30 so that he could marry her. He's never exactly been a decent human being.
15 Nov 2017 00:35 - +2948
He also literally shit his pants to avoid serving in the military.
15 Nov 2017 01:09 - +1651
I got banned from a Ford Bronco refurbish company facebook page for talking bad about him.
15 Nov 2017 00:29 - +1350
Stray Cat Blues by the Rolling Stones, depending on which version you hear, talks about sex with either a 13 or 15 year old girl. [Also there was a strange story about Steven Tyler]( https://jezebel.com/5805190/steven-tylers-teenage-girlfriend-tells-her-side-of-the-abortion-story) talking the parents into giving him custody of their 14 year old daughter in which he ends up getting her pregnant and forces her to have an abortion.
15 Nov 2017 01:13 - +594
ITT: Some people using whataboutism in order to defend pedophilia. We need to clean out our country, starting with holding the people who are willing to defend pedophiles just because they align with their political ideology accountable for their actions.
15 Nov 2017 00:21 - +456
I've got no inhibitions So keep your keys out of your ignition I steal a car like I got the curse I can't resist the old lady's purse Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time Well, **I don't care if you're just thirteen** You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one little think I got do to you Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've got to have you in a matter of time Sad but true So tell your mama that I'm back in town She likes us boys when it's time to get down She's got this craving for the underage; I just might be your mamas' brand new rage Jailbait you look so good to me Jailbait won't you set me free Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine And I know I've gots to have you in a matter of time, now babe Honey, you, you, you look so nice She's young, she's tender Won't you please surrender She so fine, she's mine All the time, I woke my mind It's all right baby, it's quite all right I asked your mama Wait a minute officer; **wait a minute officer Don't put those handcuffs on me, what about her? Hey, I'll share her with you!**
15 Nov 2017 03:29 - +445
It's almost like Ted Nugent is a huge sack of shit
15 Nov 2017 03:55 - +260
Not that I've ever even listened to Nugent or would defend him but people really just flat out ignore the HUGE list of popular songs about underage girls. Aerosmith - walk this way Ringo starr - you're sixteen Rolling Stones - stray blue cat blues Kiss - goin blind AND Cristine sixteen The knack - my Sharona Chuck berry - sweet little sixteen Stevie nicks - edge of seventeen Foreigner - hot blooded Abba - dancing Queen Van Morrison - Cyprus avenue Neil diamond - girl you'll be a woman soon Eric Clapton - jailbait Motorhead - jailbait Styx - Jennifer I could go on for hundreds of bands, nearly every big artist from the '50-90's had at least one song about a young groupie that they wanted to fuck but couldn't or a song with a story about fucking a girl that was too young. It's evidently an issue in the music scene..
15 Nov 2017 04:22 - +193
Why is Tom Petty dead and Ted Nugent still alive? God has a twisted sense of humour.
15 Nov 2017 02:58 - +147
Not surprising. This is the guy who is a conservative hawk these days, but when it was his time to serve From a high times interview in '77 >I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up. [...] >So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You fucking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up. [...] >But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it.
15 Nov 2017 00:56 - +135
The song is from his live album *Intensities in 10 Cities* The very next track on that album after "Jailbait" is "I Am a Predator" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intensities_in_10_Cities#Track_listing
15 Nov 2017 01:04 - +116
Was this the inspiration for the Metalocalypse episode about [Dory McClean](https://youtu.be/rOYVNss_tJI)
15 Nov 2017 04:09 - +107
After the rash of Hollywood actors being outed for their misconduct, I thought the ONE THING I could depend on was the unimpeachable decency of moral paragon Ted Nugent. What a tragedy.
15 Nov 2017 00:59 - +100
Eminem wrote about raping his own mom. Must be a Detroit thing
15 Nov 2017 04:19 - +25
I met ted once, my sister and I took pictures with him and it was really excited, until he proceeded to flirt with my sister who was probably around 16-17 at the time.
15 Nov 2017 03:32 - +20
Ted Nugent, the ultimate chicken hawk
15 Nov 2017 01:37 - +19
I guess you're gonna shit a brick when you finally read the lyrics to "Stranglehold".
15 Nov 2017 01:59 - +15
That shit doesn't even rhyme.
15 Nov 2017 04:33 - +1
I've been waiting to tell reddit my uncle's Ted Nugent story...here we go. So my uncle who plays guitar idolized the Nuge in the 70's. He lived in St. Louis and got to see him play countless times. During a Who concert, uncle catches the neck of the guitar Pete Townsend had smashed. His best buddy who works backstage at a venue filches a guitar strap from the Nuge. They trade, neck for strap. Uncle only gets the strap with the intention of returning it to the Nuge and getting to meet his idol. Next show the Nuge has in St. Louis, Uncle goes to the backstage door and tries to get in. He tells security, tell the Nuge I have his guitar strap. They let uncle back to see the Nuge. Uncle walks into dressing room holding the strap to find the Nuge in tightie whities bum rushing him and grabbing the strap while cursing him for being a thief. Uncle gets the boot from the venue and can't even watch the show.
15 Nov 2017 04:35 - +1
Even before knowing this I considered Ted Nugent a piece of shit.

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