I made a 100% edible roasted Alien Facehugger out of chicken and crab - and have been told I'm not allowed to make it for Thanksgiving this year.








Comments:

15 Nov 2017 00:47 - +6895
What is the tail made out of?
15 Nov 2017 01:02 - +3121
You can serve that at MY HOUSE ANY DAY, and I'll even dress as Ripley.
15 Nov 2017 00:44 - +2413
Awesome! Make sure you crosspost this over in /r/LV426
15 Nov 2017 01:32 - +1295
So when someone asks what an alien spawn facehugger tastes like: A lot like chicken
15 Nov 2017 01:26 - +880
This is horrifying--chicken and seafood mixed together?
15 Nov 2017 01:30 - +322
It's pretty obvious why you are not allowed to make Thanksgiving dinner again. It's Thanksgiving and you didn't use a turkey. There are certain protocols that need to be followed.
15 Nov 2017 01:41 - +267
I guess I’ll post the step-by-step directions if OP won’t: http://eatthedead.com/2017/11/14/halloween-recipe-the-facehugger-feast-roasted-chicken/ OP, is this your site?
15 Nov 2017 02:11 - +211
Fuck the haters. That is equally terrifying and impressive. I’d serve that up at any Alien movie marathon. Also, I know there is a bar in Europe influenced by H.R. Geiger’s designs. I wonder if they call the bar counter the Geiger counter.
15 Nov 2017 01:14 - +126
That's fucking awesome dude. Nice work.
15 Nov 2017 01:30 - +59
ummm tell me you cooked those crab legs at a separate time(much later) than the chicken. Otherwise I don't think there's much meat left in them legs XD
15 Nov 2017 01:32 - +55
Nuke the entire meal from orbit. Only way to be sure.
15 Nov 2017 03:02 - +37
Do a headcrab next.
15 Nov 2017 02:08 - +24
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15 Nov 2017 02:41 - +22
Makes demagorgon shaped thanksgiving food...A Stranger Thanksgiving.
15 Nov 2017 03:45 - +20
That is really impressive! The guy I'm seeing brought Alien: Isolation to share with me the first time he came to my house and we went through that whole damn terrifying game together over a couple months. He insisted on turning all the lights off in the house for the full experience, and we consequently have a good chunk of fun jumpscare memories because that game is *intense*. I think I'm going to have to make this the next time I cook for him.
15 Nov 2017 03:10 - +18
Game over man, game over
15 Nov 2017 03:51 - +13
So you’re gonna make it again this year, aren’t you?
15 Nov 2017 02:14 - +12
"And *I'm* thankful that the xenomorph is dead..."
15 Nov 2017 03:13 - +12
"Necro Nomnomnomicon" nice.
15 Nov 2017 03:16 - +11
Whoever told you that you not allowed to make it again is a stick in the mud. This is fantastic.
15 Nov 2017 03:45 - +11
As protest, in the middle of the dinner make a chest buster consisting of lobsters and shrimp, burst through your chest spraying the guests with ketchup. Record it.
15 Nov 2017 03:14 - +10
>and have been told I'm not allowed to make it for Thanksgiving this year. Well I'm telling you you're not allowed to *not* make it for Thanksgiving this year.
15 Nov 2017 02:04 - +9
"Looks like love at first bite to me."
15 Nov 2017 03:16 - +8
The perfect organism. Its structural perfection is matched only by its deliciousness.
15 Nov 2017 03:23 - +8
So this year make them a cthulhu
15 Nov 2017 01:34 - +7
I hope there was some *really* hot sauce and spices inside it.
15 Nov 2017 03:12 - +7
I want someone to do something similar but make a headcrab.
15 Nov 2017 03:15 - +7
That looks delicious. Will it kill me?
15 Nov 2017 01:37 - +6
As a huge sci-fi fan I both love this and am terrified of this
15 Nov 2017 03:51 - +6
If people can have their Turduckens, then you can have your alien facehugger.
15 Nov 2017 02:48 - +6
KICKASS Did you sprinkle it with lemon for that acidic kick?
15 Nov 2017 02:52 - +5
I would just tell them if you can't make facehuggers from Thanksgiving they'll have to cook for themselves. Good job, looks awesome
15 Nov 2017 03:06 - +5
Just show up with it anyways. They are going to throw away free food? I think not. Awesome job

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