I think i’ve found the one


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Comments:

15 Nov 2017 04:16 - +3456
I love it when they’re witty and mean
15 Nov 2017 04:24 - +2975
But my mum isnt retired...
15 Nov 2017 05:08 - +982
Really fun girl! Whoever posted this opener to this sub first, you’re awesome!
15 Nov 2017 04:47 - +717
It's how casual she is that really makes it hurt
15 Nov 2017 06:42 - +327
How is your new iPhone X?
15 Nov 2017 06:45 - +85
r/Tinder is such a bizarre place where the people actually get answers from their matches.
15 Nov 2017 05:49 - +52
how romantic
15 Nov 2017 06:13 - +50
How did you respond OP
15 Nov 2017 06:27 - +44
Should say "same"
15 Nov 2017 06:44 - +41
When did you start saying this? A group of fends and I started asking random people at parties like two years ago, never seen anyone else ask though.
15 Nov 2017 07:21 - +26
So that's what an iPhone X screenshot looks like!
15 Nov 2017 06:56 - +23
/r/MurderedByWords
15 Nov 2017 05:20 - +19
*I have a lot of mom's traits*
15 Nov 2017 06:12 - +13
r/chargeyourphone
15 Nov 2017 07:24 - +7
Answer: "Damn, you must be into some freaky shit!"
15 Nov 2017 07:47 - +4
"So how did you two meet?" "uhh..."
15 Nov 2017 07:22 - +4
Yes Bro! I knew you’d become famous for the wrong reasons!
15 Nov 2017 07:51 - +3
Only a Chad could get away with asking that for a first question.
15 Nov 2017 07:31 - +3
You ever date a midget? I have, I was nuts over her.
15 Nov 2017 07:01 - +2
Like mother, like son
15 Nov 2017 08:41 - +2
you dead
15 Nov 2017 07:04 - +2
Got ‘em
15 Nov 2017 08:10 - +2
I also saw your mum her video was ok, nothing is pay for, when I can find it on pornhub or reddit.
15 Nov 2017 07:10 - +2
Good one, Jasmine👍
15 Nov 2017 09:05 - +2
Ayyyy that iPhone X screenshot
15 Nov 2017 07:15 - +2
Should have asked if she wants to meet her.
15 Nov 2017 08:00 - +2
Someone’s got an iPhone X
15 Nov 2017 11:23 - +2
Brilliant.
15 Nov 2017 08:32 - +2
I don’t use Tinder but this says you matched on 8/11/2017. Is this mm/dd/yyyy or dd/mm/yyyy format?
15 Nov 2017 07:23 - +2
You mean dead?
15 Nov 2017 08:45 - +2
So this is the best this sub has to offer?
15 Nov 2017 07:36 - +2
Offer to show her the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid.
15 Nov 2017 11:18 - +2
BURN!
15 Nov 2017 07:16 - +2
That's jas-meane.
15 Nov 2017 07:55 - +2
*That's* your opener? and it worked? Anytime something from this sub makes it to /r/all I'm reminded how not for me both this app and apparently this generation is.
15 Nov 2017 09:14 - +2
So we are just gonna act like thats not a creepy thing to message someone as a first contact?
15 Nov 2017 08:20 - +1
r/murderedbywords
15 Nov 2017 07:10 - +1
i feel like the only person who does not watch porn! am i alone out here?
15 Nov 2017 07:54 - +1
L
15 Nov 2017 08:28 - +1
I hate yo mamma jokes
15 Nov 2017 07:08 - +1
... but my mom was never into porn... she just liked to have people wait in lines.
15 Nov 2017 07:50 - +1
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15 Nov 2017 07:13 - +1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4m1EFMoRFvY
15 Nov 2017 08:00 - +1
The real question is how you followed up
15 Nov 2017 07:45 - +1
She's a keeper, any woman that immediately loves your mom is a good sign.
15 Nov 2017 08:25 - +1
Hey I think i know her lol, does her number end in 3108?
15 Nov 2017 07:48 - +1
Isnt that one for the grand children

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