After playing 3700 hours of Battlefront 2


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15 Nov 2017 10:18 - +7720
I EARNED THEM
15 Nov 2017 10:02 - +3932
Your memechlorian count is off the charts!
15 Nov 2017 11:16 - +1603
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment. The unlocks are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of selecting initial values based upon data from the Open Beta, Battlefront 2 will go over a typical gamers head. There's also EA's other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch, which are deftly woven into this game development- the game's philosophy draws heavily from average per-player credit earn rates, for instance. The gamers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate that we'll be making constant adjustments, to realise that it's not just fun- they say something deep about GAMES. As a consequence people who dislike EA truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, that we ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mat Everett's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Mass Effect tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for appreciative gamers' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
15 Nov 2017 10:56 - +1222
Oh it's beautiful.
15 Nov 2017 11:46 - +659
What about the EA attack on our wallets?
15 Nov 2017 10:21 - +587
What about the animals?
15 Nov 2017 11:52 - +586
I'm sorry, this is a pretty useless comment, but this honestly made me laugh harder than just about anything I've seen on Reddit in a while. Seriously, thank you and well done.
15 Nov 2017 12:08 - +384
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15 Nov 2017 11:22 - +255
Or you could pay 3,700 dollars and have it all instantly. Unlimited power.
15 Nov 2017 11:54 - +219
Annie, you are breaking my wallet
15 Nov 2017 11:35 - +192
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15 Nov 2017 10:15 - +179
155 days.... Are you a time traveler?
15 Nov 2017 11:04 - +161
This was a good one. I upvoted with a million more on the way.
15 Nov 2017 12:05 - +109
You bought the game for $60! You were meant to oppose the lootboxes, not buy them!
15 Nov 2017 11:36 - +89
I think we gotta pack it up boys. We've reached peak prequel meme.
15 Nov 2017 10:31 - +49
This Anakin is the best.
15 Nov 2017 12:30 - +49
I hate this meme. Not because it wasn’t good, but because I feel that this is the peak of prequel memes. Nothing in our sub’s history will ever top this, and every meme I ever see will feel inferior to this.
15 Nov 2017 11:08 - +42
They were like literally virtual items with no worldly value, and I bought them like literally virtual items with no worldly value!
15 Nov 2017 12:11 - +37
Hey /u/Hardmeat_McLargehuge, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
15 Nov 2017 10:50 - +30
This one wins
15 Nov 2017 10:52 - +26
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
15 Nov 2017 11:26 - +25
Jesus, this is too good.
15 Nov 2017 12:12 - +21
This is the best meme I have ever seen
15 Nov 2017 11:18 - +14
it boggles my god damn mind that its going to take forever to get them all not including dlc characters
15 Nov 2017 09:46 - +14
!FUCK 1 | I officially give a fuck
15 Nov 2017 12:27 - +11
EA is too dangerous to be kept alive.
15 Nov 2017 11:26 - +10
I BOUGHT THEM!
15 Nov 2017 11:57 - +8
Don't comment here a lot but damn, that is some funny shit.
15 Nov 2017 12:14 - +7
YOU STAND HERE- AMIDST MY ACHIEVEWOMENTS AND ACHIEVECHILDRENTS
15 Nov 2017 12:15 - +7
Never realized how young Anakin looks Ep 2 compared to Ep 3
15 Nov 2017 10:43 - +4
I don't sense anything

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