My wife said when I pass she would go the extra mile to give me the burial I deserve...


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7 Dec 2017 12:23 - +5200
A cemetery is just an expensive landfill for corpses.
7 Dec 2017 11:55 - +2593
She is making a grave mistake.
7 Dec 2017 12:37 - +2438
All the good puns have been taken, so I’ll just mention that this is an actually funny post on /r/funny. Good for you OP. Way to work that title game.
7 Dec 2017 12:58 - +861
When I’m dead throw me in the trassshhhh
7 Dec 2017 12:19 - +686
Kind of a waste. Human bodies make the best fertilizer. You should have seen my roma tomatoes this year.
7 Dec 2017 11:52 - +286
She's trash-talking you
7 Dec 2017 12:00 - +133
What a waste
7 Dec 2017 14:30 - +86
Wait... are we just ignoring that the sidewalk looks like a woman in her wedding dress???? I legitimately thought this was a really beautifully dark wedding shot haha
7 Dec 2017 14:01 - +66
This reminds me of the poem "Alone with Everybody" by Charles Bukowski ([here's an audio reading if you want to listen to it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYvyZbeDBDg)). the flesh covers the bone and they put a mind in there and sometimes a soul, and the women break vases against the walls and the men drink too much and nobody finds the one but keep looking crawling in and out of beds. flesh covers the bone and the flesh searches for more than flesh. there's no chance at all: we are all trapped by a singular fate. nobody ever finds the one. the city dumps fill the junkyards fill the madhouses fill the hospitals fill the graveyards fill nothing else fills.
7 Dec 2017 13:13 - +39
[When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash.](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-04/9/22/enhanced/buzzfeed-prod-web-01/enhanced-15684-1491792649-1.jpg?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto)
7 Dec 2017 13:51 - +35
Shes horrible at photoshop
7 Dec 2017 11:54 - +31
I got a question about you morticians. You bang the dead bodies? I imagine stuff like that goes on all the time. I mean, I don't give a shit. If I was dead you could bang me all you want. I mean, who cares? A dead body is like a piece of trash. I mean, shove as much shit in there as you want. Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass. What's the big deal? Bang me, eat me, grind me up into little pieces, throw me in the river. Who gives a shit? You're dead, you're dead!
7 Dec 2017 12:06 - +21
I mean it's all the same, and that extra mile is a lot cheaper
7 Dec 2017 15:17 - +16
If medical science doesn't want my body, I want to be dumped over the hedge into the garden of some neighbour we don't like. Explain that to the cops.
7 Dec 2017 12:01 - +10
Grandpa, get off Reddit
7 Dec 2017 12:57 - +9
Wow, your wife is too nice. ... Wait a minute... I think you should consider cremation.
7 Dec 2017 12:49 - +8
/r/ComedyCemetery Wait, no, that's not what that's about!
7 Dec 2017 13:44 - +5
I dont care if i find out this has been emailed around by grandmas since 1997, this is a solid joke.
7 Dec 2017 15:58 - +5
When an old chain e-mail joke from the AOL glory years is getting over 42k upvotes, it might be time to be done with Reddit. It's been fun folks!
7 Dec 2017 13:35 - +5
Don't judge the wife too soon, what if they live 3 miles away from the sign?
7 Dec 2017 13:48 - +4
Why the sign is over the sidewalk?
7 Dec 2017 12:27 - +4
He was always cheap and more into stuff than his fellow man so it really was a no-brainer...
7 Dec 2017 14:23 - +3
Funerals and burials are expensive. Just stick me in a bin bag.
7 Dec 2017 18:57 - +3
The sidewalk looks like a woman in a wedding dress. Hmmm
7 Dec 2017 12:29 - +3
Well, they both are kind of the same thing really.
7 Dec 2017 12:33 - +3
Just make sure you're buried upside down so she can kiss your ass for eternity.
7 Dec 2017 14:51 - +3
That was beautiful, brutal, and clever. That woman is a keeper.
7 Dec 2017 20:00 - +2
That wife is a keeper.
7 Dec 2017 13:50 - +2
Sounds like a Karen!
7 Dec 2017 17:42 - +2
"What makes you think I will pass first?"
7 Dec 2017 13:53 - +2
Just throw me in the trash. Free delivery
7 Dec 2017 13:41 - +2
Can someone make a motivational poster out of this?
7 Dec 2017 13:57 - +2
These puns are garbage
7 Dec 2017 18:27 - +2
Your wife loves you too much. I wish I had a wife like that!
7 Dec 2017 13:58 - +2
Too late, I’m pretty sure she just cremated you 🔥💀
7 Dec 2017 20:40 - +2
Someone give him gold
7 Dec 2017 14:04 - +2
She hates you.
7 Dec 2017 16:31 - +2
Am I the only one who thought that the blank road was a wedding's dress ?
7 Dec 2017 14:27 - +2
I guess that's one way to dispose of bodies
7 Dec 2017 18:27 - +2
Savage
7 Dec 2017 14:35 - +2
Just throw me in the traayaash.
7 Dec 2017 19:31 - +2
A burial ground is essentially a landfill where markers have been put to distinguish the junk burried there.
7 Dec 2017 15:06 - +2
You married the right woman... a brilliantly funny one.
7 Dec 2017 20:14 - +2
Does the sidewalk underneath the sign look like a woman standing in her wedding dress to anyone else?
7 Dec 2017 15:20 - +2
I'm going to wholesome here and pretend she's coming from the other direction. Your wife sounds lovely.

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