Woah man!


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7 Dec 2017 22:04 - +2811
I mean, as a former Subway employee this would be a pretty bewildering order
7 Dec 2017 22:44 - +871
Thats actually pretty funny. Absolute mental with no regard for the good of the neighborhood, but still funny.
7 Dec 2017 22:58 - +573
This is actually quite mad.
7 Dec 2017 23:02 - +229
Related https://www.reddit.com/r/AntiAntiJokes/comments/5ua0ah/welcome_to_subway_what_can_i_get_for_you/
7 Dec 2017 22:10 - +170
EAT FRESH baked cookies
7 Dec 2017 23:06 - +97
Driest sandwich ever made... just grim
7 Dec 2017 23:45 - +60
"Make a sandwich out of cookies? No problem!" "Put more than 6 olives on a sandwich? IMPOSSIBLE"
7 Dec 2017 23:24 - +26
r/shittyfoodporn
7 Dec 2017 22:19 - +23
Ultra savagery.
7 Dec 2017 22:32 - +18
I wonder if it tastes good or not
7 Dec 2017 23:09 - +16
and I thought I was mad getting 12 strips of bacon and no tomato on a blt.
7 Dec 2017 22:52 - +12
What a stupid idea
7 Dec 2017 23:44 - +12
Wow! Just as much meat as their other subs
7 Dec 2017 23:39 - +10
Didn't even toast it
7 Dec 2017 23:47 - +7
And this is how Subway begins their dessert sub menu. Condiments to include chocolate syrup, caramel, whipped cream, and "would you like sprinkles?"
7 Dec 2017 22:51 - +6
Humankind has gone too far
7 Dec 2017 22:31 - +5
Now this is sandwich art.
7 Dec 2017 23:14 - +4
For a second I thought it was a turd inside a bun
7 Dec 2017 22:51 - +4
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7 Dec 2017 23:34 - +4
Local man finds weird trick to get many cookies for only $5!
7 Dec 2017 23:30 - +3
But why lol
8 Dec 2017 00:16 - +2
This should be on r/shittyfoodporn
8 Dec 2017 00:25 - +2
I learned that chocolate is a salad yesterday, so, OK.
8 Dec 2017 00:29 - +2
Would you like that toasted?
8 Dec 2017 01:38 - +2
r/food ?
8 Dec 2017 00:22 - +2
Your mouth is writing a check that your asshole can't cash
7 Dec 2017 23:34 - +2
Mmm.. sandwich cookies.
8 Dec 2017 00:25 - +2
Looks kinda pricey
7 Dec 2017 23:34 - +2
Every day we start farther from the light
8 Dec 2017 00:31 - +2
Who would want to ruin their cookies with the disgusting 'bread' that they serve at subway?
7 Dec 2017 23:53 - +2
Who's Subway Will?
8 Dec 2017 03:04 - +2
No, you know what? Good. I’m happy that this lad isn’t going to judge me or fucking like raise his eyebrows when I give a slightly out of the ordinary order. If a man wants a sandwich with chicken and pepperoni then let him have it!
8 Dec 2017 00:08 - +2
Current Subway employee here. We'll make it, but the cost would be for a veggie sandwich, plus the cost of six cookies, which would come to a little more than 9$.
8 Dec 2017 00:42 - +1
/r/meirl
8 Dec 2017 00:27 - +1
/r/shittyfoodporn
8 Dec 2017 00:26 - +1
No? You know what? Just go away. Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to [/r/HailCorporate](/r/2mad4madlads) it. I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam [/r/HailCorporate](/r/2mad4madlads) and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post [/r/HailCorporate](/r/2mad4madlads). You just can't. I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shrill. Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shrill hails this, corporate shrill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool. I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shrill.
8 Dec 2017 00:18 - +1
This is actually funny and doesn’t really work with r/madlads
7 Dec 2017 23:16 - +1
You spend so much time wondering if you could, you didn't stop to think if you should.
8 Dec 2017 00:30 - +1
Delicious
7 Dec 2017 23:34 - +1
butwhy.gif
8 Dec 2017 00:46 - +1
That better not be a raisin cookie sandwich or so help me god!
7 Dec 2017 23:35 - +1
How is the am notation on his clock lowercase?
8 Dec 2017 00:23 - +1
This is gross but they have some legitimately awesome off menu orders like pizza and nachos that are super good
7 Dec 2017 23:46 - +1
Somebody high AF
8 Dec 2017 00:29 - +1
/r/eatsandwiches
7 Dec 2017 23:50 - +1
I’d eat it
8 Dec 2017 00:35 - +1
In middle school a friend and I wanted to see if they'd make us an all bacon sub. Sure enough, they did
7 Dec 2017 23:50 - +1
So...with milk or no?
8 Dec 2017 00:45 - +1
They're going to spoil their dinner with a lunch like that!
7 Dec 2017 23:53 - +1
Those cookies are good
8 Dec 2017 00:17 - +1
You are right lads
7 Dec 2017 23:55 - +1
Murica Subway eat fresh my ass
8 Dec 2017 00:21 - +1
If this is included in the $5 footlong promotion.
7 Dec 2017 23:55 - +1
Why is the bread all fucked up
8 Dec 2017 00:27 - +1
I was going to post a photo of my sandwich here but then I realised, wrong sub.
7 Dec 2017 23:55 - +1
To be fair, this really deserves to be posted in r/shittylifeprotips.
8 Dec 2017 00:29 - +1
If you build it, he will come.
7 Dec 2017 23:57 - +1
I had to really look at this pic thought it was just loaded with nasty looking meat
8 Dec 2017 00:29 - +1
https://i.imgur.com/lQy2ZG1.jpg
8 Dec 2017 00:00 - +1
We spent so much time asking if it could be done... Only to forgot to ask why?
8 Dec 2017 00:31 - +1
instagram is just another meme dump.
8 Dec 2017 00:01 - +1
But can I pay in chocolate coins?
8 Dec 2017 00:36 - +1
The real madness is that there's actually mayo, mustard and vinegar in that sandwich.
8 Dec 2017 00:05 - +1
It’s not on the menu so surely you’re just paying for 5 cookies here and a slice of bread which is probably going to come to like €12
8 Dec 2017 00:45 - +1
SIERRA AT TAHOE!! Such a great view. Hopefully they had some decent snow for you to shred. Cheers!
8 Dec 2017 00:15 - +1
this is fucking amazing but I would have had them put bacon on it too and toast it for a few seconds.
8 Dec 2017 00:46 - +1
Do they charge you for cookies, a sandwich or both?
7 Dec 2017 23:16 - +1
Certifiably insane.

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