The Room's Tommy Wiseau Wants to Make a Star Wars Movie



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Comments:

7 Dec 2017 23:20 - +11483
He is not my father, is bullshit! He is not my father, he is naaaaahhhhhhtttt. EDIT: Wow. I didn't expect this to blow up. Thanks for the gold.
7 Dec 2017 22:13 - +8978
Give him a Jar Jar movie.
7 Dec 2017 22:15 - +7539
Oh, hi Mark Hamill.
7 Dec 2017 22:21 - +3626
I believe that every mistake is an opportunity to learn. So the more mistakes you make, the better you get. Because he made every mistake possible in The Room then his next movie can only be a flawless masterpiece. CQFD
7 Dec 2017 23:44 - +2041
You're nahht a jedi, you're just a little chicken! Cheep cheepcheepcheep cheep cheep!
7 Dec 2017 22:40 - +1137
Here's a [possible trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXlao2KNYjQ). Oh hi Mark!
7 Dec 2017 23:05 - +985
"You're tearing me apart Leia!"
7 Dec 2017 23:47 - +902
*darth vader voice* "Join me, on the dark side." "In a few minutes, bitch!"
7 Dec 2017 22:24 - +581
I think it would be a fun experiment to give random directors a few million dollars and let them do something with a piece of an existing property.
7 Dec 2017 23:37 - +341
I'd like to see him do something original like "Space Fighting" instead, with $100 million.
7 Dec 2017 23:58 - +263
Give him the opportunity to make a Christmas Star Wars movie. What could go wrong ?
7 Dec 2017 22:24 - +257
I...I have never been so conflicted in my life. On one hand he could make a Star Wars in the comedy genre as a first...on the other...it has the potential to be one of the worst movies ever.
7 Dec 2017 22:58 - +171
Disney: Nah.
7 Dec 2017 23:54 - +167
Fuck it, let him do it. 2017 has proved that anything is possible.
8 Dec 2017 00:18 - +63
β€œDarth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.” Haha what a story Mark!
7 Dec 2017 23:44 - +59
this is bullshit, you are not my father, you are noooot
7 Dec 2017 23:56 - +54
I also want the Room's Tommy Wiseau to make a Star Wars movie.
7 Dec 2017 22:45 - +53
*This looks like a job for me*
8 Dec 2017 00:01 - +44
I'm conflicted because I love The Room. On the other hand, the whole point of the cult phenomenon and the excitement over Disaster Artist is that he's REALLY BAD AT WHAT HE DOES. I've started to tire of this "oh yeah, i'm playing 4D chess" Tommy because we all know he's just doing what he can to make a buck. Now, let's all go outside and get some fresh air!
8 Dec 2017 00:44 - +36
"Thank you, Leia. This is a beautiful Royal Award Ceremony. You invited all my friends. Good thinking!"
7 Dec 2017 23:56 - +29
I support this idea %1000.
7 Dec 2017 23:52 - +27
Let him. Please. Disney. Let him make one low budget movie. Please.
8 Dec 2017 00:01 - +22
Let him remake the Christmas special.
7 Dec 2017 23:36 - +19
Hi wookiee
8 Dec 2017 00:47 - +15
Let's be real, we'd all go see it
7 Dec 2017 23:59 - +14
"Hi Chewbie!" "You're my favourite Jedi"
8 Dec 2017 00:27 - +11
Oh hi Darth
8 Dec 2017 00:14 - +10
"I'm glad I have you as my best friend and I love Leia so much!"

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