Saturday Mornings in the Suburbs Starter Pack


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8 Dec 2017 04:46 - +1895
Forgot at 7am.
8 Dec 2017 04:23 - +788
Don't forget all the leaf blowers singing in that weird sort of Harmony
8 Dec 2017 04:50 - +744
Also: The edge trimmer and Middle/High schoolers being woken up by their parents to go mow the lawn
8 Dec 2017 05:56 - +556
Also your parents being extra noisy in whatever thing they are doing so they can shame you about waking up late and being lazy
8 Dec 2017 06:30 - +426
it's kind of the opposite living downtown in a big city. noisy all the time and then eerily quiet saturday/sunday morning
8 Dec 2017 06:05 - +153
Morning? I can hear a mower from sun up to sun down every weekend
8 Dec 2017 06:56 - +129
you forgot the one guy in the neighborhood with the $10k rider in a pool sized lawn
8 Dec 2017 06:34 - +119
It’s a hot one today, huh
8 Dec 2017 04:22 - +101
No leaf blower?
8 Dec 2017 05:33 - +79
Love it. When I lived the burbs I used to love popping out in the morning and mowing the grass at the same time as two neighbors. It’s a good way to start the day.... riding mowers though.
8 Dec 2017 06:44 - +76
At my trailer park its the vibrations of tuba sounds from mexican music at 7am, 3pm, 2am, any time of the day all day.
8 Dec 2017 06:21 - +59
There should also be a picture of a middle aged man bending over to pickup a newspaper wearing a robe only.
8 Dec 2017 06:17 - +46
Where is the one of the guy going god damn piece of shit won’t start. Because that’s me.
8 Dec 2017 06:21 - +28
Where are all the Mexican dudes with leaf blowers?
8 Dec 2017 05:57 - +26
You should point out how they're killing their lawn by mowing too early: noonday sun will dry out the cut grass.
8 Dec 2017 07:47 - +14
And the dog in the backyard you can't pinpoint. Arrf! Arrf! Arrf! Arrf! *airplane overhead* Arrf! Arrf! *lawnmower finally stops* arrf! Arrf! Arrf! *weed eater cranks up* Arrf! Arrf! Arrf!
8 Dec 2017 06:56 - +11
Not forget that one dog that should've been put down years ago and doesn't shut the fuck up and literally won't stop barking except from 12-5 which is when he sleeps and his asshole owners who always say that he's always quiet whenever the neighbors complain.
8 Dec 2017 07:21 - +10
I recently decided my LEAST favorite sound is damn leaf blowers. If Americans want to not be obese maybe rake your leaves and shovel your snow (i get in some states snow shoveling is impractical, but I'm in southern Ohio...we don't get that much) it's good for your body!
8 Dec 2017 07:11 - +9
>every day at 2pm when you're still living at home and people can't respect that your video games and beer drinking deadlines need to be met
8 Dec 2017 07:27 - +7
I can hear this meme
8 Dec 2017 08:07 - +5
You do realize it's December right? Post this in spring time you fuck.
8 Dec 2017 07:25 - +5
Literally the worst sound in the world to me. Worse than a crying infant. Fuck.
8 Dec 2017 09:19 - +4
More like “Outside My Window 5 Days a Week at My Apartment Complex and the One Next Door”
8 Dec 2017 07:28 - +4
It's so simple, but it's so accurate
8 Dec 2017 07:35 - +3
Luckily where I live the grass only needs to be mowed 6 months out of the year. Mine generally doesn't grow at all from November through April. When it's mowing season, I sure as hell won't touch any yard equipment until I've at least had a cup of coffee. One of my old coworkers would mow his lawn at midnight because it was morning to him. Very surprised he didn't get shot.
8 Dec 2017 08:03 - +3
I do it Saturday afternoons because it doesn’t piss off everyone.
8 Dec 2017 07:39 - +3
Hate to be this guy, but I am this guy. If I cut the lawn at 9 or 10 it's already too hot. Early morning is perfect
8 Dec 2017 07:06 - +3
I run through a housing development on my jogs. Lawn service is always working. Id hate to live there and try to sleep past 7 am.
8 Dec 2017 07:43 - +3
you forgot the backpack leafblowers.
8 Dec 2017 07:41 - +3
You forgot the leafblowers, because using a broom is hard.
8 Dec 2017 06:10 - +3
[Leafblower - Asylum Street Spankers](https://youtu.be/qh3o1_whqu4) Pretty much every weekend from April to October for me...
8 Dec 2017 07:58 - +3
Growing up knew parents who bought really expensive ones, then had to go get them serviced every year. Endless issues, kinda like cars now. Now I own a $200 electric one going stong for 5 years, every 2-3 mows just got to flip it over and hose all the grass out, such a hassle.
8 Dec 2017 06:39 - +3
Or Thursdays if you're the landscaping crew at my apartment. Someone actually thought ahead so they wouldn't do it when I get to sleep, God bless em.

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