My dog ran away and wandered into the local Home Depot... this is what I arrived to when I picked her up

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13 Jan 2018 12:56 - +9028
Customer: "I'm looking for some shingles, can you tell me what section of the store that's in?" Dog: "Roofin'."
13 Jan 2018 13:34 - +6045
Might as well put that Home Depot on speed dial. "Is she there again?" "Yup." "I'll be right over." "Take your time. We're all in the back hiding from customers and petting your dog again. Honestly, she's the only reason we even show up every day!"
13 Jan 2018 13:21 - +5300
13 Jan 2018 15:56 - +1426
That picture on the left looks way too pretty. Is this another one of those marketing things that keep popping up on Reddit?
13 Jan 2018 12:43 - +1109
Surprised they found the dog they can’t ever find what I’m looking for.
13 Jan 2018 12:29 - +1012
Those don’t look like the employees I’ve seen at any Home Depot by me
13 Jan 2018 16:02 - +490
I hate to be that guy. But OP has 3 post submissions for this and no other. No comments either. Account is less than 2 months old. The home depot employees hit every checkbox on the diversity checklist. And they are all young and happy. This looks like an advertisement. EDIT : I was wrong. OP shared the instagram account for her dogs. Goes back to 2016. This is not an advertisement. Sorry OP.
13 Jan 2018 13:29 - +221
Whoa those employees look like they came out of a Buzzfeed video.
13 Jan 2018 14:33 - +219
My brother's eskie was infamous for running away too. When he moved out he left him behind. I took care of him best I could but I couldn't afford vet bills and I worked full time, same as my mom. He now lives with a family that owns a massive tire shop. They take him into work everyday. He doesn't have a chance to get away with all the stranger love he gets.
13 Jan 2018 15:24 - +181
13 Jan 2018 12:23 - +145
Employee of the month!
13 Jan 2018 16:10 - +121
Cool Home Depot ad.
13 Jan 2018 13:25 - +113
hail home depot
13 Jan 2018 16:07 - +109
Good thing you found him at the HOME DEPOT®. Such good workers at the HOME DEPOT®. After seeing this post, I really feel like shopping at the best store in the universe, HOME DEPOT®
13 Jan 2018 16:01 - +91
Nice try, Home Depot.
13 Jan 2018 13:05 - +74
I'd buy 15% more lumber with a sammy pup working at the store.
13 Jan 2018 16:12 - +66
This is an ad. Check the user's history. Only ever posted 3 things, all involving this.
13 Jan 2018 16:08 - +46
I wonder how many bots home depots marketing firm used to get this on the frontpage
13 Jan 2018 13:31 - +45
That is the most diverse Home Depot staff I have ever seen.
13 Jan 2018 14:21 - +24
Those employees look like the cast on an ABC sitcom. Much different than the people running my local Home Depot.
13 Jan 2018 20:55 - +14
My naem is floofer i runnd away found me a job it has good pay Made many frens Got sweet new vest Home Depot job Is very best
13 Jan 2018 18:10 - +13
TIL the staff at this Home Depot is also the local community theater's entire cast of Rent.
13 Jan 2018 16:28 - +11
The chewability isn’t that great on this particular plank of wood but I guess it makes a pretty great shed if you’re into that sort of thing
13 Jan 2018 19:25 - +10
Meanwhile there's a guy trying to get someone help him get lumber.
13 Jan 2018 16:01 - +10
This exact thing happened with my dog about 10 years ago. I wonder if home depot has some running gag about "hiring" dogs that arrive.
13 Jan 2018 16:03 - +5
"Excuse me Jon, can't you see I'm on the clock right now?"
13 Jan 2018 14:21 - +5
For a second, I was really hoping the guy on the left was Keanu.

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