Parents asked me to house sit for them while they're out of town, I sent them this today.


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13 Jan 2018 15:06 - +3398
"this is a joke tho right?... " the dog probably
13 Jan 2018 15:29 - +1282
The really sad thing is, you can tell this dog knows this is wrong. The look conveys a lot. "Seriously. Your going to eat me? *You know other humans will put on timeout and take ball away right.*"
13 Jan 2018 15:20 - +1143
Dobby isn't so sure about this!
13 Jan 2018 15:22 - +906
https://i.imgur.com/GThRi7d.jpg
13 Jan 2018 15:27 - +797
"I gotta wash that pot twice." - Mom
13 Jan 2018 16:26 - +746
Remember to wash out your dog anus pot
13 Jan 2018 15:14 - +422
If you stick your camera on a tripod you could take two pictures then photo shop it so the dog is ontop of a lit grill.
13 Jan 2018 14:26 - +348
Puppy Chow.
13 Jan 2018 14:35 - +171
Bork chops
13 Jan 2018 15:19 - +55
It's good to brown/caramelize your proteins first. Be liberal with the salt & pepper, minced garlic/rosemary and thyme. Grape seed oil is even better then olive oil. Don't forget to deglaze your pot with red wine but remove the meat first. Bon Appetite!
13 Jan 2018 15:18 - +31
Missed opportunity to take a seperate identical shot of the pot without the dog in it and with the burner lit and photoshop them together.
13 Jan 2018 14:49 - +28
That moment when he realized he wasn't in Kansas anymore
13 Jan 2018 19:47 - +25
Parents: Make sure he has a good time. You: He will have a good thyme for sure!
13 Jan 2018 16:26 - +23
I think your dog isn't too impressed with you. Pupperoni.
13 Jan 2018 19:07 - +23
"This is fine."
13 Jan 2018 14:54 - +21
Remember to generously salt your water and bring it to the boil before adding your favourite doggo.
13 Jan 2018 18:15 - +20
Well, hot dog.
13 Jan 2018 17:31 - +9
Why have you forsaken me?
13 Jan 2018 20:13 - +8
I need a stove like that
13 Jan 2018 20:57 - +7
That dog looks legitimately concerned that this isn’t going to end well for him/her...
13 Jan 2018 19:35 - +6
Italian greyhound? Ours has a similar expression when he is put in the utility sink. “A bath?...Again?”
13 Jan 2018 19:31 - +6
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DEk8M_GUwAEpELK.jpg
13 Jan 2018 21:40 - +5
mom, dad I got you a dog! in all seriousness, please, get this scared little thing out of the pot. I do not think anyone can top [this](https://i.imgur.com/eIRj2.png).
13 Jan 2018 21:07 - +5
(picture sent) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **WHATSAPP** mom: JOHNNY! WHAT THE HECK YOU DOING?!?!?!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- **Dialer** mom 350 missed call
13 Jan 2018 17:32 - +4
That look is of disappointment and fear.
13 Jan 2018 21:58 - +4
That dog's face says it all. "I-I... I thought I could trust you!"
13 Jan 2018 22:05 - +4
No, You're supposed to wok the dog.
13 Jan 2018 20:19 - +4
I took my mums dog to the hospital recently to visit her. As soon as we got there he got the shakes. Like oh shit They gonna cut my nuts off for real .... But he calmed down once he saw mum inside
13 Jan 2018 19:19 - +3
Is that a Rat Terrier?
13 Jan 2018 20:12 - +3
"We're fine here. Everything's fine. How are you?"
13 Jan 2018 15:19 - +3
British/Mexican fusion.
13 Jan 2018 21:14 - +3
"Its just turkey. Disgusting, undercooked turkey"
13 Jan 2018 19:18 - +3
Omg. From looking at the thumbnail I thought that was a Porg a first. I really need some sleep.
13 Jan 2018 14:24 - +3
That'll be good over pasta.
13 Jan 2018 20:06 - +3
recipe?

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