Cousin Swol


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13 Jan 2018 15:21 - +4684
Oh god. IDK man that's kinda really funny, not even as cringe as it is funny.
13 Jan 2018 16:07 - +1883
Immediately change your mom's name to "Cousin Swol" in your phone.
13 Jan 2018 19:49 - +678
absolute unit
13 Jan 2018 17:21 - +364
Well that definitely changes how I pictured the rest of that person.
13 Jan 2018 17:40 - +283
This is hilarious
13 Jan 2018 15:30 - +252
Do you even lift, mum?
13 Jan 2018 20:41 - +198
No one cared who I was until I put on the mass
13 Jan 2018 15:37 - +168
*Awkwars*
13 Jan 2018 19:24 - +106
I’m picturing your friends Mum as Dwayne Johnson in drag
13 Jan 2018 21:22 - +98
Cousin Shitbeard needs to head over to r/beardadvice so he can figure out what to do with that wispy fire hazard under his chin.
13 Jan 2018 16:36 - +55
[Messier original screenshots](https://imgur.com/a/KGpAQ)
13 Jan 2018 19:13 - +45
This is more funny than cringe. well done!
13 Jan 2018 15:20 - +30
Damn, those biceps are just bursting out of the sleeves
13 Jan 2018 20:43 - +15
We need a better sub for awkward situations that are actually hilarious
13 Jan 2018 20:06 - +15
Haven't laughed like this in awhile haha
13 Jan 2018 20:37 - +14
Can someone draw how the rest of the body goes? I’ve been looking for minutes now and all I see is a massive bicep
13 Jan 2018 21:29 - +11
I believe the correct nomenclature for those is “bingo wings.”
13 Jan 2018 21:06 - +11
Steve Carrels beard id getting out of control
13 Jan 2018 19:29 - +10
I legit spat out my coffee this is hilarious.
13 Jan 2018 21:04 - +10
>Huge pipes You have a way with words.
13 Jan 2018 21:27 - +9
Wow almost similar thing happened to me. Met a girl from different class whilst walking to school so we talked a bit about school and stuff. She asked what I thought about the English class and I said I fucking hate the teacher and that she's awful bla bla bla. She then said that 'the teacher's my sister'. The rest of the walk to the school was awkward.
13 Jan 2018 21:30 - +8
I bet when mom raises her arms, she has some serious bingo wings.
13 Jan 2018 20:37 - +8
Yeh this is fucking legit funny dude.
13 Jan 2018 21:28 - +4
That is cousin Ben
13 Jan 2018 22:11 - +4
Nu male face detected.
13 Jan 2018 22:08 - +4
Another bug man with his gaping mouth.
13 Jan 2018 22:17 - +3
If you look at that arm and think it's muscular then that's on you. Holy shit.
13 Jan 2018 21:37 - +3
Awkwars
13 Jan 2018 21:29 - +3
What app is this where both people conversing are on the same side of the screen in the same color?
13 Jan 2018 21:13 - +3
This gave me the best laugh I’ve had in a while, thanks.
13 Jan 2018 22:25 - +3
More funny than it is cringeworthy
13 Jan 2018 21:18 - +3
AWKWARS
13 Jan 2018 22:01 - +3
Also, that's obviously just fat.
13 Jan 2018 21:30 - +3
Oh my God, I am so happy this happened
13 Jan 2018 20:54 - +2
That's fucking hilarious.
13 Jan 2018 20:36 - +2
Haha this is fucking great
13 Jan 2018 22:17 - +2
Yeah this isn't even remotely cringe at all.
13 Jan 2018 21:29 - +2
Well your mom is jacked
13 Jan 2018 20:31 - +2
Omg I can't stop laughing at this
13 Jan 2018 21:26 - +2
Been laughing for two minutes
13 Jan 2018 22:49 - +1
r/drunk
13 Jan 2018 23:14 - +1
How is it cringe tho?
13 Jan 2018 22:09 - +1
My grandma is 76 years old, and has huge fucking guns like this. She loves to bake bread for her entire family, and still does it to this day. I can't to over with out being offered a loaf or two. The tubs she uses are gigantic. I think she makes about 10+ loaves at a time, and kneeds the entire thing by hand, every time. Maybe I need to bake more bread.
13 Jan 2018 23:19 - +1
Funnybot: Awkwars!
13 Jan 2018 23:04 - +1
Tell your boy he should either take care of Cousin It there, or get rid of it.
13 Jan 2018 22:50 - +1
"Cousin Swol" has been added to my vernacular.
13 Jan 2018 20:27 - +1
I saw a belly button for too long before realising that it was an arm...
13 Jan 2018 23:25 - +1
Man, I had to look twice to get it. Immediately burst out laughing, waking up my girlfriend. Worth it though.
13 Jan 2018 21:23 - +1
Awkwars The Last Jedi Swolo Cousin
13 Jan 2018 22:43 - +1
no one wins when we awkwar
13 Jan 2018 21:58 - +1
LOL
13 Jan 2018 22:58 - +1
Awkwars would be a cool subreddit name!
13 Jan 2018 21:58 - +1
Admiral Awkwars
13 Jan 2018 23:12 - +1
LMAO
13 Jan 2018 22:06 - +1
“Awkwars” Lol
13 Jan 2018 23:16 - +1
“Pipes”
13 Jan 2018 22:27 - +1
Lmfao
13 Jan 2018 23:19 - +1
I thought that was John Oliver for a sec
13 Jan 2018 22:42 - +1
Awkwars ............ Dude your mom is Swol
13 Jan 2018 22:03 - +1
/r/swoleacceptance
13 Jan 2018 23:16 - +1
That really didnt have to be awkward, this is funny as hell
13 Jan 2018 22:33 - +1
Momma Swol
13 Jan 2018 22:31 - +1
Holly shit mum is ripped
13 Jan 2018 21:24 - +0
Mom swol
13 Jan 2018 21:03 - +0
LOL!!!! This is perfect!!!
13 Jan 2018 21:32 - +0
So, is the mom like a bodybuilder, or is that just extra layering?
13 Jan 2018 21:46 - +0
I would have typed back : "Cool, It looks like your mom hits the gym everyday. Those arms are amazing."
13 Jan 2018 21:58 - +0
How many other people saw that in that group chat?
13 Jan 2018 21:08 - +-3
Awkwars, holy shit they've invented a word for when Kim Jong Un and Trump finally go to war and the rest of us stand around awkwardly because we have nothing to do with their bickering. The awkwars are coming. Are you ready?
13 Jan 2018 17:22 - +-4
More jpeg
13 Jan 2018 20:31 - +-9
Another photo with a nu-male pose for the history books. https://i.imgur.com/IXiIJ4N.jpg

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