Doggy Massacre

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14 Jan 2018 01:19 - +384
Not just the balloon men, but the balloon women and balloon children too.
14 Jan 2018 01:24 - +60
Please mark NSFL
14 Jan 2018 01:47 - +24
Absolutely deplorable. Playing with his victims before murdering them.
14 Jan 2018 01:19 - +16
Superb edit!
14 Jan 2018 03:05 - +12
30 balloons went into the grass. Didn't see the first doggo for about a half hour. Golden Retriever. Five footer. You can tell by looking from the bandana to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our balloon mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. We formed ourselves into tight groups, the dog would come to the nearest balloon, and we would roll around to shake him. Sometimes the doggy would go away, sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that pupper, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a cute fun loving dog is that he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin', until he boops ya. Then those black eyes roll over white and you go up and away, and by the time he's done with ya the rest of the balloons can only hear the sick POP in the distance. 30 balloons went into the grass, 11 balloons come out, doggy took the rest.
14 Jan 2018 01:47 - +10
That's a lot of work! Excellent doodle!
14 Jan 2018 01:59 - +6
Balloon Lives Matter.
14 Jan 2018 03:56 - +6
This makes me want to give me dog some balloons, but knowing him, he'd end up eating them after they popped.
14 Jan 2018 04:24 - +5
I love the attention to detail with the balloons near the front row noticing what's happening just a little bit later than the others, one in particular doing a double take. I just love this.
14 Jan 2018 02:40 - +4
I liked the dickbutt face at the end.
14 Jan 2018 02:32 - +3
Smart and funny expressions
14 Jan 2018 06:03 - +3
I would love to see a happy version of this, where the balloons are screaming with joy while getting tossed around lol
14 Jan 2018 05:00 - +3
Super cute. Please don't do this! Balloon pieces are a major cause of suffocation of children, and they also can be very hazardous for dogs. That rubber can easily pop into the mouth and be inhaled, and that's it for doggo, death by suffocation before you could possibly get to the vet. But super cute, I'll try to enjoy it without stressing too much!
14 Jan 2018 04:13 - +3
never invite dogs to balloon parties
14 Jan 2018 07:09 - +2
unaltered source? That's adorable
14 Jan 2018 06:48 - +2
[what the fuck are you smiling about man](
14 Jan 2018 03:33 - +2
Bill, is that you?
14 Jan 2018 03:07 - +2
This made such a cute gif into a nightmare
14 Jan 2018 03:53 - +2
The way the faces change when they start realizing what's happening.... im cracking up. this is really well done
14 Jan 2018 06:51 - +2
14 Jan 2018 07:16 - +2
My dog popped a balloon once. It felt so guilty it hasn't accepted one as a toy ever since. It will carefully sniff new balls to make sure they aren't balloons.
14 Jan 2018 07:10 - +2
14 Jan 2018 04:12 - +2
Nice smears!
14 Jan 2018 05:52 - +1
Set that fucking thing on fire! Paul Ryan 2020!
14 Jan 2018 01:29 - +1
14 Jan 2018 04:46 - +1
That's adorable. Good work!
14 Jan 2018 06:37 - +1
Makes me wonder if you could make a toy like this for dogs, but more resistant to popping. Not sure we have a material strong and light enough though. Maybe if you made the material more solid, but filled it with helium. So the helium would cancel the added weight, but not make it fly.
14 Jan 2018 04:57 - +1
He culled the weak from the herd.
14 Jan 2018 04:37 - +1
Air Bud wasn't as lovable irl as the movies led on...
14 Jan 2018 05:08 - +1
Oh the ballonity
14 Jan 2018 06:03 - +1
Some joke linking the mass of Ugandan Knuckles looking things to the Ugandan pastor saying "they eat the poo poo" to a dog, which eats its poo poo.
14 Jan 2018 05:11 - +1
That dog did to that orange balloon what jurasic world did to the main character's assisstant
14 Jan 2018 06:41 - +1
reminds me of my 8th birthday party
14 Jan 2018 05:30 - +1
"colorful balloons... Yea.. whis muzzle....yeaaaaa."
14 Jan 2018 02:18 - +1
The dog is playing with his food.

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