This is my cat Lorbus eating a metal chair.


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14 Jan 2018 01:56 - +847
Looks like a staple remover if I've ever seen one
14 Jan 2018 01:51 - +634
That’s a great name for a cat
14 Jan 2018 02:16 - +241
If your cat does this often to metal chairs it may be because he lacks iron in his diet. You can easily get him supplements or increase the amount of fish based food that you give him. If it is any chair he is doing it to, consider buying a softer chair, perhaps a soft wood like pine, to feed him. I often find that cats prefer to eat chairs mushed up with some milk. You should find that after a few weeks this behavior should stop.
14 Jan 2018 02:15 - +178
r/teefies
14 Jan 2018 04:05 - +85
This is normally how cat venom is collected.
14 Jan 2018 02:00 - +27
Lorbus?
14 Jan 2018 02:09 - +16
Mrrow, I vant to suck you blood!
14 Jan 2018 03:44 - +15
/r/teefies
14 Jan 2018 04:01 - +13
You have to admire his confidence. He sees a thick metal bar and thinks, "I bet I could bite through that".
14 Jan 2018 05:06 - +9
I had a house guest and they asked me if it was safe to pet the cat. I said, 'Absolutely. Super friendly cat.' Does it scratch? Pretty much every time, yes it does scratch. I get scratched many times a day? Does it bite? Absolutely, always bites. Pretty deep too! Really hurts! Why the hell did you tell me it was safe to pet the cat?
14 Jan 2018 02:00 - +6
Doing great!
14 Jan 2018 02:10 - +6
Your cat is metal Air Force.
14 Jan 2018 07:01 - +5
A cat named Lobus would eat a metal chair
14 Jan 2018 03:19 - +5
I love Lorbus :)
14 Jan 2018 05:00 - +3
Chairs are an important part of any balanced diet.
14 Jan 2018 06:38 - +3
Compression testing!
14 Jan 2018 02:09 - +3
🤘🤘
14 Jan 2018 07:49 - +3
/r/natureeatsmetal
14 Jan 2018 02:57 - +3
Hungery angery grrr
14 Jan 2018 06:32 - +3
My wife and I used to have a Norwegian Forest Cat that would frequently chew on metal. Perfectly healthy, just weird chewing habits. It might have something to do with the fact that he was nearly as big as a full grown bobcat. We still have a wall clock that has his tooth marks on the minute hand.
14 Jan 2018 03:18 - +3
Lorbus you goof that is enough!
14 Jan 2018 07:45 - +3
Yo that's metal
14 Jan 2018 04:43 - +3
I think he’s acting out because you named him Lorbus
14 Jan 2018 04:49 - +2
I don't know why but that looks like it feels good
14 Jan 2018 07:31 - +2
Exquisite.
14 Jan 2018 03:12 - +2
He's definitely a heavy metal fan.
14 Jan 2018 07:21 - +2
He looks like a Lorbus
14 Jan 2018 03:30 - +2
Its trying to sharpen it teeth for its eventual owner assassination.
14 Jan 2018 02:19 - +2
Seems to be going nicely.
14 Jan 2018 04:08 - +2
Furry snake.
14 Jan 2018 07:14 - +2
I recommend providing food.
14 Jan 2018 04:17 - +2
Lorbus, The Metal Eating Cat Sounds like a Mars Volta/Zappa song
14 Jan 2018 07:25 - +2
"Finally some good fuckin food" -Gordon Ramsey
14 Jan 2018 04:20 - +2
Monch
14 Jan 2018 07:56 - +2
I read "my cat lucius" because he automatically reminded me of the Malfoys.
14 Jan 2018 08:56 - +2
Why are cats
14 Jan 2018 09:03 - +1
But can he do did just 399
14 Jan 2018 09:26 - +1
Majestic animals,cats
14 Jan 2018 08:39 - +1
Dat fang
14 Jan 2018 09:37 - +1
/r/bossfight would love this!
14 Jan 2018 07:26 - +1
T R A U M A
14 Jan 2018 09:54 - +1
Lorbus more like Shortbus
14 Jan 2018 09:00 - +1
Tuff cat...
14 Jan 2018 09:57 - +1
My cat Florence eats Cacti.
14 Jan 2018 09:24 - +1
Well obviously if you name a cat Lorbus it's going to eat chairs! Duh!
14 Jan 2018 10:08 - +1
[Brak](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJhjurBe524)
14 Jan 2018 08:14 - +1
I see he has an erm... interesting moustache going :)
14 Jan 2018 10:10 - +1
Please kill it, but slowly.
14 Jan 2018 08:53 - +1
If the Front Page has taught me anything today, it's that your furry snek might have dementia.
14 Jan 2018 02:49 - +1
Dont let him do it. Your cat will break his teeth
14 Jan 2018 09:02 - +1
Jesus fuck!
14 Jan 2018 05:39 - +1
How goes it tastes
14 Jan 2018 09:10 - +1
Count Lorbus eating a chair
14 Jan 2018 06:01 - +1
Cat's are metal, who knew?
14 Jan 2018 07:25 - +1
Beautiful. I hope he succeeds
14 Jan 2018 09:22 - +1
Well Lorbus. You remind me of a barn our. But you’re a little less evil looking :)
14 Jan 2018 08:05 - +1
Classic Lorbus
14 Jan 2018 06:47 - +1
First link of google says it's easy to digest.
14 Jan 2018 08:31 - +1
Teeth of steel
14 Jan 2018 06:53 - +1
My my, what big teeth you have.
14 Jan 2018 08:44 - +1
r/Teefies
14 Jan 2018 06:56 - +1
My cat does this except he’s standing on top of his cat tree chewing on the end of the metal curtain rod in my living room windows
14 Jan 2018 08:53 - +1
He looks ANGERY
14 Jan 2018 06:59 - +1
r/teefies
14 Jan 2018 09:02 - +1
R/teefies
14 Jan 2018 07:00 - +1
As you do....
14 Jan 2018 09:03 - +1
Father I crave serotonin
14 Jan 2018 07:03 - +1
Iron helps us play!
14 Jan 2018 09:08 - +1
Nom
14 Jan 2018 07:09 - +1
I have the same chairs, how have they held up against cat claws on the leather? I’m convinced these chairs will survive a nuclear winter (and my cats).
14 Jan 2018 09:18 - +1
My cat does this too! I thought it was so weird and I wasn’t sure if it was normal, and it always made me nervous he would break one of his teeth off.
14 Jan 2018 02:50 - +1
Nice toofies!
14 Jan 2018 09:23 - +1
🤘🏻
14 Jan 2018 04:26 - +1
This dog is so Cute!
14 Jan 2018 09:25 - +1
r/Bossfight
14 Jan 2018 04:35 - +1
What a babe
14 Jan 2018 09:33 - +1
My cat Kramer used to hop up on the kitchen counter and chew on the wooden handles of our nice steak knives.
14 Jan 2018 05:07 - +1
Nature is f*cking metal!
14 Jan 2018 09:46 - +1
I only know it happened.
14 Jan 2018 05:20 - +1
Mmm my favorite
14 Jan 2018 09:56 - +1
Lorbus will devour
14 Jan 2018 05:22 - +1
Our younger cat always tries to eat the metal string from the rack where we hang our laundry to dry, not sure what she tries to accomplish with that
14 Jan 2018 10:00 - +1
So cute owww!!
14 Jan 2018 05:31 - +1
Yeah, Lorbus!
14 Jan 2018 10:09 - +1
Seems like something a cat named Lorbus would do
14 Jan 2018 05:39 - +1
Vampire! Vampire! Vampire!
14 Jan 2018 08:37 - +1
Stupid cat.
14 Jan 2018 06:15 - +1
r/natureismetal
14 Jan 2018 06:54 - +0
That reminds me. I should probably get those quesedillas on before the Cat starts eating my mom's hair. Don't laugh. You know it happened.
14 Jan 2018 03:13 - +0
He's definitely a heavy metal fan.
14 Jan 2018 05:14 - +-1
Kill it please.
14 Jan 2018 06:11 - +-1
Does Lorbus ride the short bus?
14 Jan 2018 08:25 - +-1
Probably should take a hammer, and while his teeth are over that metal rail, just tappy tap tap those teeth into powder.

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