Roses are red, violets are blue


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14 Jan 2018 09:07 - +2657
0 out of 5 Ate lunch there. Took a plane ride home. Owner followed me and beat me half to death. Would not recommend. Chicken fingers sauce was alright.
14 Jan 2018 08:37 - +1264
I would walk 500 miles...
14 Jan 2018 06:54 - +605
Looks like Nathan for You
14 Jan 2018 06:45 - +449
Talk shit get hit
14 Jan 2018 09:05 - +343
I work at a call center. There are a few people who treat me like shit and blame me for things I'm trying to help them with. I always have access to their names and addresses. I have thought about doing this a lot after a long day full of verbal abuse lol
14 Jan 2018 08:50 - +200
"Do you post as Magnolia Fan on moviepoopshoot.com?"
14 Jan 2018 06:44 - +175
I thought this was a fake news articles, but here is the full article and it looks pretty legit. https://www.google.ca/amp/s/www.unilad.co.uk/news/shop-owner-travels-530-miles-to-punch-woman-who-left-bad-review/amp/
14 Jan 2018 09:30 - +31
It said she needed hospitalization. Yikes. :/
14 Jan 2018 07:39 - +19
I don’t understand this sub
14 Jan 2018 09:36 - +14
What an idiot shop owner. If the shop was any good her review would drown due to many good reviews. I hope she sues his ass.
14 Jan 2018 07:17 - +10
Reminds me of [this](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34775814)
14 Jan 2018 09:38 - +9
3/10; Syllables don't work.
14 Jan 2018 06:44 - +7
How ungentlemanly.
14 Jan 2018 09:01 - +6
"Nobody ever said Jotaro Kujo was a nice guy."
14 Jan 2018 08:30 - +6
/r/businesstantrums
14 Jan 2018 10:01 - +5
Did you write "Fuck Jay and Silent Bob"?
14 Jan 2018 08:17 - +5
Commitment
14 Jan 2018 09:22 - +5
I'M A FIVE STAR MAN!
14 Jan 2018 13:27 - +4
Damn! Not advocating violence against women but, this guy deserves a reward. Even if you’re traveling by air that’s a long fucking time to stay hot. Do you think he just read the review over and over again in the air just to keep the heat going? Any normal human being would realize mid flight how ludicrous their desire to punch a person 530 miles away was. But this fuckin guy, this champion, held the fuckin torch all the way to the end and decked an unsuspecting woman in the jaw for something that probably took her 30 seconds to write. That is some heat
14 Jan 2018 10:26 - +4
r/nottheonion
14 Jan 2018 10:09 - +4
That probably went well for the shop, I'd imagine. Women lining up for days.
14 Jan 2018 08:23 - +4
Now that is what I call customer service.
14 Jan 2018 09:54 - +3
Amazon troll reviews should receive this swift justice.
14 Jan 2018 11:26 - +3
https://i.imgur.com/YxyW99C.png
14 Jan 2018 09:34 - +3
Talk shit, get hit
14 Jan 2018 09:40 - +3
small boot
14 Jan 2018 09:34 - +3
/r/businesstantrums
14 Jan 2018 10:55 - +3
Wtf
14 Jan 2018 10:43 - +3
That is an insane run up. Poor girl.
14 Jan 2018 11:16 - +3
That's some serious dedication and anger. How do you stay that mad for that long
14 Jan 2018 13:13 - +2
AND AYYYY WOOD WALK FIYAHVE HUNDRED MILES!
14 Jan 2018 10:35 - +2
2/5 stars. Service was okay, but knuckle sandwich not as good as I expected...
14 Jan 2018 11:59 - +2
Jay and silent shop owner strike back!
14 Jan 2018 10:54 - +2
r/nottheonion
14 Jan 2018 10:11 - +2
I wish this would happen with Yelp reviewers.
14 Jan 2018 10:57 - +2
I will find you and will make you regret that review.
14 Jan 2018 12:19 - +2
And I would walk 500 more
14 Jan 2018 11:06 - +2
“I would walk five hundred miles”
14 Jan 2018 09:48 - +2
Sometimes I wonder.. I see some online reviews where people like the place and give it 3 stars.
14 Jan 2018 11:18 - +2
Say what you will but that’s dedication. Also assault.
14 Jan 2018 09:51 - +2
Welp. That backfired.
14 Jan 2018 11:43 - +2
When you tell them to pull up and they really do. 💀
14 Jan 2018 12:19 - +2
man before he punches woman Man:"roses are red, violets are blue omai wamo shinderu" Woman:"NANI?!?!?!?!!" *punches woman* (i can't spell well)
14 Jan 2018 11:47 - +2
Hahahaha
14 Jan 2018 12:32 - +2
Violets are violet
14 Jan 2018 11:53 - +2
This is some black mirror nosedive shit
14 Jan 2018 08:32 - +2
something something...but I would walk 500 miles
14 Jan 2018 11:55 - +2
And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more, to be the man who walked 500 miles and punched you at a train station
14 Jan 2018 09:39 - +2
As a kitchen worker and foodie I’d love to do this honestly
14 Jan 2018 11:59 - +2
“i dont take things personally“
14 Jan 2018 09:40 - +1
If the store proprietor.
14 Jan 2018 10:31 - +1
530 miles?? Now THAT’S customer service!
14 Jan 2018 12:28 - +1
If only America was that literal about upholding honor.
14 Jan 2018 10:37 - +1
At least he made his trip worth it
14 Jan 2018 12:08 - +1
If I had a Dime for every time I saw that title I would have 2 dimes, it’s not a lot but it is weird it happened twice.
14 Jan 2018 10:39 - +1
[I didn't know Amy was still in the drama...](https://youtu.be/4tZC_kuQEdw)
14 Jan 2018 12:43 - +1
r/madlads
14 Jan 2018 10:52 - +1
I remember seeing this exact same picture a few days ago but with a title something more along the lines of "man drives XXX km to beat up cashier that gave him the wrong change". Am I just remembering it wrong, or was that actually a thing? If so, which version is it? Wrong change or bad review?
14 Jan 2018 12:05 - +1
Drive 530 Miles like Matt Barnes just to whoop a nigga ass
14 Jan 2018 10:55 - +1
A true gentleman, holding her bag for her.
14 Jan 2018 12:14 - +1
Yep that’s really going to boost his business’ rep!
14 Jan 2018 10:57 - +1
A sys admin died tonight /s
14 Jan 2018 12:33 - +1
And I would travel 530 miles And I would travel 530 more Just to be the man who traveled 530 miles to assault you Dadadada
14 Jan 2018 10:59 - +1
Online shop Alibaba's Taobao's owner first gave his customer a right kick to the thigh followed by a titty punch/neck chop combo followed by 4 right handed slaps to her face and a couple more right legged kicks sending her to the ground all while holding a red take out bag in his left hand.
14 Jan 2018 13:10 - +1
Roses are red violets are blue and I PUNCHA YOUUUUUU
14 Jan 2018 11:00 - +1
Reminded me of "Punch drunk love".
14 Jan 2018 11:57 - +1
Ok
14 Jan 2018 11:01 - +1
What a story, Mark!
14 Jan 2018 12:06 - +1
Continuation... Is this real life? Because I hope that it’s true.
14 Jan 2018 11:12 - +1
I have a feeling that this could be fake news.
14 Jan 2018 12:08 - +1
That is called dedication to your company!
14 Jan 2018 11:18 - +1
\#MeterMatters
14 Jan 2018 12:27 - +1
Been there done that
14 Jan 2018 11:21 - +1
[From /r/all](https://i.imgur.com/s6Gm4f3.jpg)
14 Jan 2018 12:30 - +1
Jesus Christ, take a joke.
14 Jan 2018 11:27 - +1
That is bravery
14 Jan 2018 12:36 - +1
I saw another video on Reddit of these exact two ppl. I wish i could find it. She kept slapping him because she thought he was trying to touch her, but really a third another guy was trying to steal her phone from her pocket. The guy in this video, getting slapped by the girl in this video, then just steals it four the third guy so he won't get slapped anymore... funny, but then I saw this video. I think they are pranksters.
14 Jan 2018 11:30 - +1
And I would never waste my time and money on places you've heard bad things about.
14 Jan 2018 12:52 - +1
Lol this is craaaaazy!
14 Jan 2018 11:43 - +1
Rude

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