Hawaii Missile Command Chief







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14 Jan 2018 08:10 - +1394
How many assholes do we got on this ship?!
14 Jan 2018 08:17 - +786
Lord Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Maj. Asshole: I did, sir! He's my cousin. Lord Dark Helmet: Who is he? Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Lord Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name? Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole.
14 Jan 2018 08:15 - +551
"Sorry, sir. I'm trying my best..."
14 Jan 2018 08:12 - +421
He panicked because the ballistic missile radar got jammed. Raspberry jammed.
14 Jan 2018 07:59 - +177
*Ex* Hawaii Missile Command Chief
14 Jan 2018 08:22 - +86
I was asleep for the entire duration. Woke up to the "false alarm" text, dazed, having went to bed at 6am. Reap that sweet Facebook outpouring of friends furious about the threat of ballistic attack being plausible due to big button conversations on twitter.
14 Jan 2018 07:56 - +64
[In case you do not get the reference, it is from SpaceBalls](https://youtu.be/sen8Tn8CBA4?t=5)
14 Jan 2018 08:37 - +46
KEEP FIRING ASSHOLE
14 Jan 2018 11:13 - +41
WE AIN'T FOUND SHIT!!
14 Jan 2018 09:14 - +34
They've gone to plaid
14 Jan 2018 11:22 - +29
Before you die, I must tell you something.. I’m your brothers nephews cousins former roommate
14 Jan 2018 11:25 - +23
I SAID ACROSS THEIR NOSE NOT UP IT!!!!
14 Jan 2018 09:17 - +12
What an Asshole.
14 Jan 2018 12:21 - +12
Everybody knows I drink coffee when watching radar!
14 Jan 2018 11:52 - +10
I actually thought it was [this little guy.](https://i.imgur.com/coICC7t.jpg)
14 Jan 2018 12:24 - +9
I SAID ACROSS HER NOSE, NOT UP IT!
14 Jan 2018 12:25 - +9
“We ain’t found SHIT!”
14 Jan 2018 08:56 - +9
We're all assholes sir!!
14 Jan 2018 12:40 - +6
Context for title?
14 Jan 2018 11:23 - +6
He’s an Asshole sir.
14 Jan 2018 12:09 - +6
Gunners Mate, First Class, Phillip Asshole
14 Jan 2018 12:34 - +5
Makes me happy to see a spaceballs reference on Reddit. Much of reddit is way too young to remember this movie.
14 Jan 2018 12:13 - +5
Sorry sir I'm doing my best.
14 Jan 2018 12:29 - +5
FOUND ANYTHING YET?
14 Jan 2018 12:44 - +5
what an asshole!
14 Jan 2018 12:26 - +5
Who hired this asshole?
14 Jan 2018 12:51 - +5
Careful you idiot, I said across her nose, not awp it
14 Jan 2018 11:30 - +5
I don’t believe that his was a mistake. Think we got hacked
14 Jan 2018 11:29 - +5
Spaceballs!!! My dad owns a coach (like a Winnebago, but a little bigger) and he got a mud flap that says Spaceballs One. I asked him about the fact that Lone Star was more accurate but he said he travels to the southern states too often and there is too many country music fans that they wouldn't get it. He's my hero.
14 Jan 2018 12:38 - +4
May the Schwartz be with you!
14 Jan 2018 12:36 - +4
"I've lost the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps!"
14 Jan 2018 12:30 - +4
You idiot, I said ACROSS her nose, not UP it!
14 Jan 2018 12:39 - +4
Sorry Sir. Doing my best.
14 Jan 2018 12:37 - +4
Who made that man a gunner?
14 Jan 2018 12:36 - +4
sorry sir! just doing my best!
14 Jan 2018 12:25 - +3
Skroob at least recognizes that he doesn't know what to do and can't make decisions.
14 Jan 2018 12:46 - +3
No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it. Found anything yet?! [scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtkK3eijBso)
14 Jan 2018 12:35 - +3
My names Mog. I’m half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend! Sorry lady this thing has a mind of its own.
14 Jan 2018 12:42 - +3
PIZZA THE HUT!
14 Jan 2018 12:37 - +3
Ah, good ol Spaceball references.
14 Jan 2018 12:16 - +3
LONEEEEEESTARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
14 Jan 2018 12:30 - +3
Something actually funny on this sub, surprising
14 Jan 2018 13:10 - +2
Gunners mate first class Phillip Asshole
14 Jan 2018 12:50 - +2
Except it wasn’t the “missile command”. PACOM had nothing to do with the warning being issued, blame is all on our wonderful state. It was supposedly a human error during a routine internal test of EMA’s (Emergency Managment Agency) alert system.
14 Jan 2018 11:14 - +2
That's my cousin... Sir
14 Jan 2018 12:56 - +2
Funny thing. When the message went off I was asleep. Would have died doing the things I love
14 Jan 2018 13:14 - +2
What an asshole
14 Jan 2018 12:56 - +2
All because of that Raspberry jam, LONESTAR!!
14 Jan 2018 13:07 - +2
I've got the bleep, blips, and the beeps. *Michael Winslow sound effects*
14 Jan 2018 12:59 - +2
But seriously, there are a million ways this could have resulted in massive loss of life. See: KAL 007. An autopilot error or malfunction caused a civilian flight to drift north of its flight plan and toward Soviet airspace. It went into airspace off the Kamchatka Peninsula on the same day a missile test was scheduled and an American recon craft was already known to have been in the neighborhood. Soviet warning radar was out and the craft crossed back into international waters. The pilot asked Tokyo control if he could climb to save fuel and the fighter took it as an evasive maneuver before he was cleared to take it down.
14 Jan 2018 13:14 - +2
May the shcwartz be with you
14 Jan 2018 13:05 - +2
Not my first time posting this, but major asshole (Jim Jackman) was my bus driver in highschool. He's an absolute sweetheart and I love that man to death. Haven't seen him in about 5 years but we keep in touch.

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