Are you fat? Bet you never tried rotating clockwise huh, dummy?


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14 Jan 2018 11:38 - +1
I'm not an ambi-turner.
14 Jan 2018 09:37 - +1
"Just 3 Weeks" You mean I've gotta spin clockwise *for 3 weeks?* I'll stay fat, thanks.
14 Jan 2018 12:04 - +1
I didn't know that! I've been spinning counter-clockwise this entire time!
14 Jan 2018 09:14 - +1
Try spinning. That’s a good trick.
14 Jan 2018 11:50 - +1
Or you could try crossfit. It worked for me.
14 Jan 2018 10:24 - +1
They didn't even try to hide the fact that there was no *before*.
14 Jan 2018 12:26 - +1
I've tried this, and it actually works :/
14 Jan 2018 08:37 - +1
[Get ready for the most condescending infomercial you've ever seen](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AdLjIRGKXI)
14 Jan 2018 11:46 - +1
I'd fill the large ones with fries and the rest of the large size.
14 Jan 2018 09:18 - +1
I'm not an ambi-turner, you insensitive bastard.
14 Jan 2018 12:02 - +1
Is this an ode to Dr. Brules rules? https://goo.gl/images/DjVR0s
14 Jan 2018 10:23 - +1
For your health!
14 Jan 2018 12:14 - +1
See your Mother, Of ginormous size, She made a mistake, And spun Counter-Clockwise.
14 Jan 2018 09:44 - +1
Someone reverse this
14 Jan 2018 12:37 - +1
Fine, I won't do the spin... I might do a twirl
14 Jan 2018 11:10 - +1
I will incorporate this to my gym routine.
14 Jan 2018 11:44 - +1
Seems to get rid of cameltoe, too.
14 Jan 2018 10:29 - +1
Wonder Woman 2 looks really plain
14 Jan 2018 11:47 - +1
This looks like a Martha Stewart weight loss montage with her body double.
14 Jan 2018 10:38 - +1
Technically a variation of r/wowthanksimcured
14 Jan 2018 11:56 - +1
Ah, clockwise
14 Jan 2018 11:05 - +1
Where did the camel toe go?
14 Jan 2018 12:04 - +1
Tried it, wound up in front of a cake..
14 Jan 2018 09:30 - +1
Do that long enough and you might get somewhere. Double down and do it fast enough you throw up!
14 Jan 2018 12:12 - +1
Oh fuck! I spun the wrong way. Now I'm Jabba the Hutt.
14 Jan 2018 12:00 - +1
I heard this in Steve Brule's voice
14 Jan 2018 12:19 - +1
Anyone else notice that the hair stays the EXACT SAME?
14 Jan 2018 10:56 - +1
Can confirm. I rotated clockwise and now i lost 8lbs
14 Jan 2018 12:28 - +1
OH SHIT IT WORKS! oh wait, still fat.
14 Jan 2018 11:29 - +1
I will take an ordering of 400 of the English speaking world, except one nation.
14 Jan 2018 09:04 - +1
This only works clockwise in the northern hemisphere - you've got to spin *against* the rotation of the Earth.
14 Jan 2018 12:24 - +1
Oh damn it, I've only tried spinning COUNTER clockwise. I'm such an idiot
14 Jan 2018 11:43 - +1
For your health
14 Jan 2018 12:37 - +1
My wife has been spinning for the last 6 hours. Will keep you posted on progress. Nothing yet.
14 Jan 2018 11:46 - +1
Just u weight loss, it works, I’ll pruvit
14 Jan 2018 13:13 - +1
Apparently it fixes camel toes too.
14 Jan 2018 11:46 - +1
It's ok, hear-I'm getting too fat and I could nt assist but read that title in Rolf's voice.
14 Jan 2018 14:07 - +1
instructions unclear, span counter-clockwise and now need a scooter to move around
14 Jan 2018 11:50 - +1
does that mean we get fatter if we turn counter-clockwise?
14 Jan 2018 14:32 - +1
"Fur ur health" - Dr. Steve Brule
14 Jan 2018 11:52 - +1
who you callin dummy? i'll beat you bloody you fucker.
14 Jan 2018 09:38 - +1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8&t=5m39s
14 Jan 2018 12:00 - +1
so much time at the gym WASTED
14 Jan 2018 10:23 - +1
Watching this scares the shit out of me
14 Jan 2018 12:02 - +1
Try spinning, that's a good trick!
14 Jan 2018 10:44 - +1
I still see the pooch pouch.
14 Jan 2018 12:04 - +1
r/shittylifeprotips
14 Jan 2018 10:58 - +1
Your title reads like a Critikal video.
14 Jan 2018 12:05 - +1
Why waste your money on a weight watchers plain when you can just turn around
14 Jan 2018 10:59 - +1
I couldn’t help but read that title in the Dr. Steve Brule voice
14 Jan 2018 12:14 - +1
Fat but still got that thigh gap.
14 Jan 2018 11:18 - +1
Product placement of Superman. Time travel really work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjgsnWtBQm0
14 Jan 2018 12:18 - +1
G ùi
14 Jan 2018 11:28 - +1
Fuck the reddit hosting
14 Jan 2018 12:19 - +1
So that's where the names for Lazy Susans came from
14 Jan 2018 11:29 - +1
Try spinning, that's a good trick!
14 Jan 2018 12:27 - +1
who u callin dummy
14 Jan 2018 11:33 - +1
For your health!
14 Jan 2018 12:35 - +1
Shit, it didn't work, I'm still fat.
14 Jan 2018 11:33 - +1
The Bolivians really spin anti-clockwise??? /genuine confusion.

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