Rooster zoomies to his human returning from school



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14 Jan 2018 12:58 - +1267
I didn't even know that roosters can have a relationship with people like this. This is awesome.
14 Jan 2018 11:16 - +809
He looks like he’s wearing pants
14 Jan 2018 10:18 - +730
He wanted so desperately to tell her how he felt, but in the end, he realized he was just too chicken.
14 Jan 2018 11:36 - +529
What a strange dog
14 Jan 2018 10:50 - +262
We finally have an answer after all these years... *He crossed the road for his hooman*
14 Jan 2018 12:25 - +201
I love his little legs oh my god.
14 Jan 2018 12:04 - +124
This is the cutest thing ever.
14 Jan 2018 10:36 - +102
Nice to see a rooster that gives a cluck. :D
14 Jan 2018 13:18 - +83
[His name is Frog. ](https://www.instagram.com/frogtherooster)
14 Jan 2018 12:07 - +70
"bwok"
14 Jan 2018 12:59 - +44
All I want in life is anything to love me as much as this rooster loves her
14 Jan 2018 13:01 - +32
This is the sweetest thing I have ever seen ! Such a special bond they have ! So cute 💕
14 Jan 2018 14:43 - +29
/r/MasterReturns
14 Jan 2018 13:11 - +22
Those are some heckin good zoomies
14 Jan 2018 13:12 - +20
“EMILY!! EMMIILLLYYYYYY!!! GUESS WHAT WE’RE HAVING FOR DINNER!!”
14 Jan 2018 14:43 - +15
This is just the cutest fucking thing.
14 Jan 2018 13:49 - +15
Awww.. See! Not food.
14 Jan 2018 16:11 - +14
I'm a vegetarian now
14 Jan 2018 14:27 - +12
Finally, a satisfying video length.
14 Jan 2018 15:18 - +11
Where is her backpack I need to know for an essay I'm writing about WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE KEEP HER PEECHEE FOLDERS
14 Jan 2018 13:59 - +11
And yet we eat them. What a strange world we live in.
14 Jan 2018 16:21 - +8
Birds form very strong bonds with people. I'd almost say soulmate-esque. I used to have a cat that if any other cat came near me, she wasn't having any of it. Possessive, and protective. I was hers, and she was mine. She was the most loving, affectionate thing I've ever had in my life. She'd always curl around my head when I was sleeping, hang out on the side of the bathtub (which she once fell into trying to sit on my lap, and didn't see the water). Everywhere I went, she hung around on my shoulder. When I'd say, "Brush!" she lay down with her legs and arms flat out so I could brush her. It actually hurts to even write this... still carry a lot of hurt having to leave her behind. But its always held back by the good memories. I had a bird try and feed me pea's at a pet store... felt like shit for not taking her home :(. Animals man.
14 Jan 2018 14:48 - +7
This is fucking awesome! I wish someone gave that much of a fuck about me ever :(
14 Jan 2018 15:13 - +6
reasons like this is why I'm vegan
14 Jan 2018 16:09 - +5
I read this as "rooster zombies" and I was much more intrigued than I am after watching this gif.
14 Jan 2018 14:02 - +5
That made my night. Thanks! :)
14 Jan 2018 13:51 - +4
Granpa Chook
14 Jan 2018 13:13 - +4
"is that a chicken?!?"
14 Jan 2018 17:13 - +4
Highest post isn't a joke about a black cock.. you disappoint me Reddit:(
14 Jan 2018 14:53 - +4
I read 'Rooster zombies" and was disappointed when he didn't jump up and start eating her.
14 Jan 2018 18:08 - +4
We shouldn't eat animals capable of love.
14 Jan 2018 12:57 - +3
That chicken doesn't have chicken legs.
14 Jan 2018 15:48 - +3
*Unhand me hooman. I'm trying to escape!*
14 Jan 2018 15:38 - +3
That rooster has little pants!
14 Jan 2018 16:18 - +3
She seems to like black cock.
14 Jan 2018 15:09 - +3
My rooster tried to violently kill me whenever I went outside so I expected this one to do the same. Slightly jealous.
14 Jan 2018 14:01 - +3
Not sure why but I think this is so cool!
14 Jan 2018 15:33 - +2
No backpack, no other kids on the bus... rooster did 9/11
14 Jan 2018 14:10 - +2
Reminds me of that video of the giant 3 foot tall rooster struttin around. They really are dinosaurs.
14 Jan 2018 16:08 - +2
I can has /u/stabbot?
14 Jan 2018 17:01 - +2
What kind of dog was it again?
14 Jan 2018 16:13 - +2
His fluffy little leg waddles are too cute!!!
14 Jan 2018 13:35 - +2
Ok, this is one of the cutest things I’ve seen!!
14 Jan 2018 15:37 - +2
That chicken looks like it’s in South Park
14 Jan 2018 14:43 - +1
I must say, I didn’t expect to see a gif of a school girl holding a black cock on Reddit today.
14 Jan 2018 15:09 - +1
Very cool. Too bad the camera person didn't follow him.
14 Jan 2018 19:08 - +1
Damn, she has a nice cock
14 Jan 2018 16:20 - +1
I wish an animal loved me the way this rooster loves this girl :(
14 Jan 2018 18:28 - +1
Okay, this might be a weird question, but why isn't she carrying a backpack or anthing? Don't American kids carry their books and stuff home with them? How do they do their homework?
14 Jan 2018 16:21 - +1
Why have kids when you could have these rooster?
14 Jan 2018 19:45 - +1
She loves black cocks
14 Jan 2018 16:30 - +1
Why didn't the chicken cross the road
14 Jan 2018 18:13 - +1
Frog's got things covered...
14 Jan 2018 16:56 - +1
Oddly adorable
14 Jan 2018 18:40 - +1
Then she ate it!
14 Jan 2018 16:57 - +1
Silkies are basically Labradors in bird form
14 Jan 2018 19:32 - +1
Perfect
14 Jan 2018 17:00 - +1
Gonna suck when that rooster is dinner.
14 Jan 2018 16:46 - +1
The Rooster knows de wey
14 Jan 2018 17:02 - +1
Great...now I can't eat chicken anymore without thinking of this. Stupid is making me lean towards vegetarianism.
14 Jan 2018 18:02 - +1
To him she's his hero, but to the whole school she's known as... The Chicken Girl
14 Jan 2018 17:28 - +1
Animals are so much better than humans.
14 Jan 2018 18:27 - +1
Even growing up in a big city I always hoped that this would happen to me when I got off the school bus. I would look and look but again there was no rooster to greet me. I never gave up and kept on looking everyday with both eyes wide open and never gave up. One day as I was leaving the bus the driver noticed me and told me to give up. He said I was a cock eyed optimist.
14 Jan 2018 17:37 - +1
What a beautiful chicken.... I laugh for those legs tho at beginning.
14 Jan 2018 18:35 - +1
The animals ne a voice, and she was mine.
14 Jan 2018 17:39 - +1
Looks like the chicken was doing a runner and the girl foiled it's plan.
14 Jan 2018 18:53 - +1
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14 Jan 2018 17:52 - +1
Someone bring me this rooster.
14 Jan 2018 19:19 - +1
What a chick magnet
14 Jan 2018 17:54 - +1
Mai naem is cluk I see tha bus I doesnt crow Or maek a fus I run an zoom I hop an twerl Becuz why els? I liek the gurl
14 Jan 2018 19:40 - +1
Someone put pants on that bird.
14 Jan 2018 18:00 - +1
I had a pet ram called Christopher who used to do this all the time. He would walk me to the gate in the morning & would bolt to front gate in time for me to get off the bus. Oh, and the gate was always wide open & he never walked through it.
14 Jan 2018 16:31 - +1
Oh you just know she got teased for this at school. "Go stroke a cock, Julie."
14 Jan 2018 18:00 - +1
Where is her backpack?
14 Jan 2018 13:05 - +-4
I’m sure there’s a cock joke in here somewhere.

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