Tell Schrödinger I Survived


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14 Jan 2018 13:00 - +1051
*.... And I'm coming for him next.* Dramatic music.
14 Jan 2018 13:26 - +467
Tell Schrodinger...he's now alive...*and dead*
14 Jan 2018 13:45 - +317
https://i.imgur.com/ccBQzHc.jpg
14 Jan 2018 17:41 - +208
This cat exists in two simultaneous states; angry and vengeful.
14 Jan 2018 18:58 - +121
Finally my user name is kinda useful/relevant!
14 Jan 2018 17:37 - +53
Xerox box, must be a copy cat.
14 Jan 2018 17:51 - +30
I read that in kajit's voice...
14 Jan 2018 13:16 - +22
Mo'fucka got some unfinished business to take care of...
14 Jan 2018 18:35 - +21
well, Schrodinger argued the cat would be either alive or dead, but couldnt be both at the same time so, maybe you should tell those who subscribe to the copenhagen interpretation instead ...
14 Jan 2018 13:24 - +12
*You shouldn't have looked in the box*
14 Jan 2018 18:47 - +12
People keep asking if I'm back and I haven't really had an answer. But now, yeah, I'm thinkin' I'm back.Tell him, tell them all.... whoever comes, whoever it is, I’ll scratch them! I’ll scratch them all!
14 Jan 2018 16:36 - +9
Are you sure its the same cat that went in think about it There is a fifth dimension, beyond that which is known to man. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Zone.
14 Jan 2018 19:41 - +5
I love how it says "vitality" on the box.
14 Jan 2018 20:10 - +4
My dad worked govt island, flew out Mon, back Fri. He got permission for family spend weekend at these cottages on island. Toy poodle was smuggled onto plane no issues. On way back he panicked and chewed & clawed his way out and sat on my lap rest of way. Crew was laughing, but that was our only trip there. I imagine he got in trouble. (Early 80's, no security back then)
14 Jan 2018 12:49 - +4
My GOODNESS what an angry cat
14 Jan 2018 20:24 - +3
This really needs to be a sci-fi story, told from the point of view of the cat within the Schrödinger box. OP should cross-post this to /r/writingprompts
14 Jan 2018 12:52 - +3
> Did I throw up in the bed or in your shoes... or both?
14 Jan 2018 19:35 - +3
Wouldn't Schrödinger need to repeat the experiment 10 times, to be sure?
14 Jan 2018 18:40 - +2
Say. My. Name. No, not that one. Schrödinger.
14 Jan 2018 13:41 - +2
Revenge is coming!
14 Jan 2018 20:30 - +2
Upcote only for the caption
14 Jan 2018 19:16 - +2
I survived, Bitch!
14 Jan 2018 20:03 - +2
Nah, it's a copy cat!
14 Jan 2018 19:49 - +2
DONT DEAD CAT OPEN INSIDE!
14 Jan 2018 20:48 - +2
16 thousand points for a picture of a cat doing what every single cat owner since people started owning cats and using cardboard boxes have seen at some point, because of the (I will begrudgingly admit) clever title.
14 Jan 2018 19:10 - +2
And when I find him, I am going to tear him a new asshole!
14 Jan 2018 19:43 - +2
What a golden caption OP. Well done.
14 Jan 2018 20:17 - +1
r/writingprompts
14 Jan 2018 20:27 - +1
This looks like the start of a revenge movie.
14 Jan 2018 20:47 - +1
His facial expression is more akin to "*Tell Schrödinger I'm coming for him.*"
14 Jan 2018 20:36 - +1
r/titleporn
14 Jan 2018 20:53 - +1
"I lived bitch"
14 Jan 2018 20:43 - +1
This has r/WritingPrompts written all over it.
14 Jan 2018 20:58 - +1
Just finished few episodes of Hellsing Ultimate and now I'm scared.
14 Jan 2018 20:19 - +1
Nani?
14 Jan 2018 12:56 - +1
And I'm coming for him next!
14 Jan 2018 20:22 - +1
What kind of cat is this?
14 Jan 2018 18:41 - +1
This guy looks so pissed but he’s so cute! I’m sure he’d claw my eyes out, but I’d just have to snuggle him through the pain...and blood.
14 Jan 2018 20:33 - +1
Tell Shaun H from Edmonton I survived
14 Jan 2018 19:39 - +1
Tell that prick that I'm also half pissed.
14 Jan 2018 20:16 - +1
OP delivered.
14 Jan 2018 19:51 - +1
This picture should be a writing prompt!
14 Jan 2018 20:18 - +1
r/bossfight
14 Jan 2018 20:01 - +1
This is proof reddit is losing its sense of humor
14 Jan 2018 20:19 - +1
r/bossfight
14 Jan 2018 20:13 - +1
Nice Umlaut
14 Jan 2018 20:22 - +1
Nermal used to be such a sweet kitty. Abu Dabi really changed her.
14 Jan 2018 20:14 - +1
so I see u ordered Chinese takeout for dinner
14 Jan 2018 20:23 - +1
“... I thought I ordered a pocket pussy. What the hell is this?!”
14 Jan 2018 20:15 - +1
Well, we don't really know if he's *actually* alive, so...
14 Jan 2018 20:33 - +1
I'd love to tell him, but he's in his own box now.
14 Jan 2018 20:15 - +1
That cat looks...spooky.
14 Jan 2018 20:35 - +1
Don't know if you'll survive removing that box...
14 Jan 2018 13:16 - +1
That moment when science goes just a *little* bit too far...
14 Jan 2018 20:42 - +1
“I only survived because the box around me was weaker than the teeth inside me.”
14 Jan 2018 17:57 - +1
No box can hold me!
14 Jan 2018 20:44 - +1
Schrödinger wishes he was himself in the other universe.
14 Jan 2018 19:05 - +1
The quantum cat is back...
14 Jan 2018 20:49 - +1
Damn you!
14 Jan 2018 19:35 - +1
He didn’t.
14 Jan 2018 20:56 - +1
I don’t think he would be too surprised...50/50 shot
14 Jan 2018 19:36 - +1
Nice wave functions you have there...It would be a shame if someone...collapsed them.
14 Jan 2018 15:44 - +1
That's not what shrodinger's box is....
14 Jan 2018 20:04 - +1
Well... He didn't
14 Jan 2018 18:16 - +1
All cat ours have been there and most leave boxes on floor before throwing anyway for the cats amusement
14 Jan 2018 20:09 - +1
It's not a cat... It's a snake (I like MGS series)
14 Jan 2018 19:34 - +1
That is not a happy kitty.
14 Jan 2018 20:12 - +1
"Ah, my box of murder has arrived ..."
14 Jan 2018 19:48 - +1
Tell Schrödinger... now I'm a radioactive cat...
14 Jan 2018 20:12 - +1
EVILLLLLLLLL
14 Jan 2018 20:01 - +1
“I lived bitch”
14 Jan 2018 20:20 - +1
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
14 Jan 2018 19:43 - +0
If it shits it rips.
14 Jan 2018 19:30 - +0
That cat looks evil.
14 Jan 2018 18:27 - +0
That cat is ready to kill 😂
14 Jan 2018 13:26 - +0
*the faint sirens of the physics police could be heard echoing in the distance*
14 Jan 2018 17:08 - +0
...and now i'm fur(r)y
14 Jan 2018 13:58 - +0
Looks like the cat beamed a hole in the box with his soul piercing eyes
14 Jan 2018 18:27 - +0
That's too horrifying
14 Jan 2018 19:32 - +0
Let him know there's going to be a superposition of my fist and his face.
14 Jan 2018 19:57 - +0
Schrodinger: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
14 Jan 2018 19:51 - +0
the third state of cat has been achieved
14 Jan 2018 20:00 - +0
Tell Schrodinger... He's next.
14 Jan 2018 19:51 - +0
Come on reach in and pet me, I dare ya.
14 Jan 2018 19:05 - +-1
I, for one, welcome our Feline Overlords. (Bows).
14 Jan 2018 20:21 - +-1
I honestly find Schrödinger to be stupid. When you leave the cat in with the bomb, it's not like the universe wait's for you to open the box, it's already happened, if that was true, whej you opened the box, the bomb would explode and you would die.
14 Jan 2018 16:13 - +-1
You cat to be kitten me right meow! It survived?
14 Jan 2018 19:21 - +-2
Omae wa mou shindeiru..
14 Jan 2018 18:15 - +-2
Well.. he both survived and he didn’t
14 Jan 2018 14:36 - +-3
I learned this reference from The Big Bang Theory.
14 Jan 2018 14:19 - +-6
Now, do u know de whey? Edit:my god, so many dislikes

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