Hey i let my daughter point at a globe in a store so i can make up a bullshit story online!


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14 Jan 2018 16:32 - +1112
Her first words
14 Jan 2018 17:03 - +756
Anyone that honestly believes the earth is flat has something mentally wrong with them.
14 Jan 2018 17:43 - +180
That's got to be satirical, right?
14 Jan 2018 16:53 - +157
r/insanepeoplefacebook
14 Jan 2018 17:51 - +122
yeah, those definitely sound like words a 2 year old would say.
14 Jan 2018 16:48 - +72
She probably just pointed at it confused and said “Mama, wat chis” in that cute little toddler way! Such an adorable daughter sad she’s probably going to grow up believing her Narcissistic parents lies🤦🏾‍♀️
14 Jan 2018 16:25 - +41
Always remember to preach to your kids about the almighty Sun Demon.
14 Jan 2018 17:08 - +22
Flat earth people are goddamn idiots lmao.
14 Jan 2018 16:47 - +21
Cute little girl! But she’s like 1 or 2 I doubt she’d even KNOW the word nonsense or preach let alone say it in full sentences and besides flat earthers need to buy a telescope and fast...
14 Jan 2018 18:54 - +17
Kinda feeling that the photo and post is a pisstake... posted to Flat Earth Scotland to ridicule. So not so much a ‘made up bullshit story’ and more a legitimate way of saying ‘you flat earthers are dicks’. Good old British humour methinks.
14 Jan 2018 19:49 - +12
That’s definitely a joke.
14 Jan 2018 17:04 - +11
Well this isn't as bad as anti vacation parents but still bad.
14 Jan 2018 19:49 - +10
I’m quite certain this is sarcasm
14 Jan 2018 19:53 - +7
You guys are so easy to troll that it's actually unbelievable.
14 Jan 2018 16:39 - +7
"shithole"
14 Jan 2018 17:10 - +6
Damn I don't know how to feel about this poor child
14 Jan 2018 18:37 - +6
And then the kid said: "It's my duty to meet the common round earther in the open, avowed, and unyielding rebellion; to declare that his reign of error and confusion is over; and that henceforth, like a falling dynasty, he must shrink and disappear, leaving the throne and the kingdom of science and philosophy to those awakening intellects whose numbers are constantly increasing, and whose march is rapid and irresistible." And everybody in the toy shop clapped.
14 Jan 2018 16:35 - +6
Or she is saying, "why can't we spend winter in a warmer climate?"
14 Jan 2018 17:38 - +5
It's a repost!
14 Jan 2018 18:57 - +5
"Mother! What is this monstrosity?! How dare this establishment spout such... such ghastly abhorrent falsified fables! Do they not know the earth (and only the earth for some reason) is flat! I need a nap." The baby, probably.
14 Jan 2018 20:03 - +4
Who thinks this is real xD
14 Jan 2018 19:45 - +4
I don't think he was being serious. Think he was being ironic!
14 Jan 2018 20:18 - +4
People who believe the earth is flat shouldn’t have kids.
14 Jan 2018 19:50 - +3
I want to meet someone that believes this because I have so many questions...
14 Jan 2018 20:13 - +3
I still can’t grasp that there are actually people out there who believe the earth is flat. I feel like this is just a big internet joke that a lot of people are in on. No way people are THAT stupid.
14 Jan 2018 18:15 - +3
Woke AF
14 Jan 2018 20:17 - +3
Someone call Child Services.
14 Jan 2018 20:06 - +2
Then the FBI came and arrested the daughter. While everybody clapped.
14 Jan 2018 19:25 - +2
Looks more to me like the little girl wanted Mommy to buy her the globe.
14 Jan 2018 19:29 - +2
Sad to see flat earthers in Scotland. I thought that was only limited to Americans.
14 Jan 2018 18:59 - +2
And then the manager came out and gave them $20 and promised not to sell the evil round globes anymore
14 Jan 2018 20:17 - +2
Pretty sure this is just a joke like half the stuff on this sub
14 Jan 2018 18:52 - +2
This is satire. They deliberately used words like "nonsense" and "preach" to show that. Someone actually trying to show that their kid was woke would make it sound more child like.
14 Jan 2018 19:28 - +1
Mother, I crave planar terrestial fascimiles.
14 Jan 2018 19:35 - +1
What in lord jesus's name who isn't real is this
14 Jan 2018 18:30 - +1
Toy shops are the global leaders in pushing the globe agenda.
14 Jan 2018 19:31 - +1
Come on this is funny.
14 Jan 2018 18:40 - +1
What is with this flat earth shit? I live in Scotland and I see it spray painted on signs all over the place.
14 Jan 2018 19:27 - +1
What is this nonsense? Why does this lady preach lies?
14 Jan 2018 19:07 - +1
I'm sure these people exist, but it's so far removed from reality it's hard to believe having never met one.
14 Jan 2018 19:29 - +1
Great. So she's an idiot too?
14 Jan 2018 19:21 - +1
"Why does the toy store preach lies?!" Most kids her age always ask this question, it's nothing uncommon.
14 Jan 2018 19:32 - +1
Man, that baby is WOKE
14 Jan 2018 20:05 - +1
r/quityourbullshit
14 Jan 2018 19:48 - +1
The globe is just a simple way of explaining a difficult concept. Remember, 50% of you are on the left side of the curve.
14 Jan 2018 20:19 - +1
More likely she wanted the globe and was starting to cry after being told no.
14 Jan 2018 20:16 - +1
r/insaneparents
14 Jan 2018 20:03 - +1
Fuck your repost op
14 Jan 2018 20:10 - +1
This brings up an interesting question though, as most parents have 'the sex talk' with their children, at what age do Flat Earthers have 'the flat earth talk' with their children?
14 Jan 2018 18:17 - +1
Has anyone actually met a flat-earther in real life?
14 Jan 2018 20:09 - +1
I think it's so wrong when parents make their children believe whatever bullshit they believe, if the parent believes the earth is flat then that's there own deluded belief, but to put that into a child's head is wrong.
14 Jan 2018 20:05 - +1
If the Earth is flat why does the Earth’s shadow cause a 🌙 crescent moon to appear?
14 Jan 2018 20:12 - +1
Lol
14 Jan 2018 20:25 - +1
Oh boy not again with this nonsense. What happened to those flat earthers were supposed to prove it what happened with that
14 Jan 2018 20:29 - +1
In all seriousness, do flat earthers believe that the entirety of the world is on one side of the flatness and there is an undiscovered world on the otherside or do they believe that planes fly to the end, flip to the other side, and fly back the other direction to reach places on the back side?
14 Jan 2018 19:12 - +1
‘Mother! Why must they persist with such absurdities?’
14 Jan 2018 20:00 - +0
Okay how flat do they believe the earth to be? Like a piece of paper? What is the shape?
14 Jan 2018 18:40 - +0
r/wokekids
14 Jan 2018 19:46 - +0
That sentence and I look down at the picture and it's a fucking toddler. I'm dying
14 Jan 2018 18:15 - +0
preach lies!? What language for a child who's still mastering full control of her bowel movements to use; a truly gifted speaker!
14 Jan 2018 19:46 - +-1
[Look into it](https://i.imgur.com/38CHSdW.gifv)
14 Jan 2018 18:39 - +-1
/r/wokekids
14 Jan 2018 18:18 - +-2
The Earth is FLAT, this is $100% REAL, no fake
14 Jan 2018 19:48 - +-3
How do you teach your daughter the truth about flat earth? She has no idea wtf the world even is yet. You think she gets what you’re saying at all? It’s not like she already learned the earth was round, and then you taught her it was all a lie. People are fucking stupid, man.
14 Jan 2018 16:55 - +-14
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