Roses are red, the pope is holy,


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Comments:

13 Feb 2018 19:17 - +1454
That’s not Drake, that’s guacamole
13 Feb 2018 19:23 - +338
And everyone said this sub was on the way out.
13 Feb 2018 20:53 - +150
Is that you, click hole?
13 Feb 2018 21:09 - +73
Oof, a bonehurting boot!
13 Feb 2018 20:49 - +27
Buzzfeed?
13 Feb 2018 21:35 - +24
TIL Guacamole is pronounced "holy" and not "mole".
13 Feb 2018 22:05 - +15
Roses are red The pope is quite holy 4 pictures of Drake That are guacamole
13 Feb 2018 18:35 - +13
This is my favourite thing
13 Feb 2018 21:48 - +11
That’s not Jennifer Lawrence, that’s a bear
13 Feb 2018 22:04 - +10
Is there some kind of rule dictating that guacamole only be served in rustic black stone bowls?
13 Feb 2018 22:02 - +8
This is not my beautiful wife.
13 Feb 2018 22:02 - +6
r/outoftheloop
13 Feb 2018 21:42 - +6
but holy and guacamole don't rhyme
13 Feb 2018 22:00 - +5
[guacamole](https://youtu.be/AnqPfbb0GlA)
13 Feb 2018 22:00 - +5
I see the resemblance though.
13 Feb 2018 21:10 - +3
Drake may be cool, but does he avocado?
13 Feb 2018 19:12 - +3
chips are an upcharge
13 Feb 2018 20:46 - +3
I don’t know about number 3 though.
13 Feb 2018 21:34 - +3
what the guac?
13 Feb 2018 22:07 - +3
bottom left, hmu
13 Feb 2018 21:49 - +3
Which one looks the best to you guys? I’m going with bottom left
13 Feb 2018 23:48 - +2
Roses are red. The Pope is holy. That is not Drake. It's guacamole.
13 Feb 2018 21:06 - +2
U/spotlion
13 Feb 2018 23:04 - +2
Hey wait a second
13 Feb 2018 21:17 - +2
I don't get it.
13 Feb 2018 19:40 - +2
holy guacamole
13 Feb 2018 21:42 - +2
Buzzfeed
13 Feb 2018 23:29 - +2
where’s the guacamole I only see Drake
13 Feb 2018 21:43 - +2
“Can we start off with some tableside Drake, please?”
14 Feb 2018 00:05 - +2
Is that dish made from guano?
13 Feb 2018 22:03 - +2
lol better than drake
13 Feb 2018 22:59 - +2
[Guac. A moley. Guac-guac. A moley.](https://youtu.be/JNsKvZo6MDs)
13 Feb 2018 22:06 - +2
I kind of wish someone would photoshop Drakes face into that Avacado pit.
13 Feb 2018 23:06 - +2
Well I don’t see any meat or substance so these must be Drake.
13 Feb 2018 22:16 - +2
roses are red, McLovin's a dork, my name is katy, *holds up spork*
13 Feb 2018 23:38 - +2
Can’t make me say anythi-That’s not Drake, that’s guacamole. Whoa! What kind of sorcery is this?
13 Feb 2018 22:21 - +2
[1 picture of a cat that will make you say "That's not a cat, that's guacamole"](https://github.com/anishathalye/obfuscated-gradients)
13 Feb 2018 21:50 - +2
That's not me, it's guacamole.
13 Feb 2018 22:48 - +2
But... I ordered a xbox controller
14 Feb 2018 00:20 - +2
I want some quac now
14 Feb 2018 00:04 - +2
Roses are red, [Some random irrelevant bullshit that forcibly rhymes with the succeeding sentence] [Usually a news article with a kooky headline, or a stand-alone meme] This sub never gets old!
13 Feb 2018 22:15 - +1
Is this loss?
13 Feb 2018 22:05 - +1
Haha I said it 4 times, y'all wild
13 Feb 2018 21:36 - +1
That's not Drake, it's a mixture of Drew and Blake.
13 Feb 2018 22:33 - +1
Not sure the bowl in the upper right corner is foodsafe.
13 Feb 2018 21:38 - +1
The pope is holè
13 Feb 2018 22:07 - +1
Is this loss
13 Feb 2018 21:51 - +1
Thid is very good
13 Feb 2018 22:25 - +1
That's not Drake, that's guacaomle
13 Feb 2018 23:43 - +1
is this loss
13 Feb 2018 21:32 - +1
r/drakethetype
13 Feb 2018 22:40 - +1
Guacamole tastes better in a volcanic bowl-e.
14 Feb 2018 00:20 - +1
Yo thats wild
13 Feb 2018 22:48 - +1
I see an avocado.
13 Feb 2018 23:56 - +1
I got got.
13 Feb 2018 22:49 - +1
Number three shittiest guac
13 Feb 2018 23:35 - +1
Man whoever made that guac forgot the sour cream.
13 Feb 2018 22:52 - +1
Build a wall around the guacamole. Trump only likes cheeseburgers.
13 Feb 2018 23:44 - +1
That disgusting porous rock bowl will have chunks of dried up guac from 5 years ago. Nasty af.
13 Feb 2018 23:23 - +1
I was hoping for "leave the gun, take the cannoli"
14 Feb 2018 00:06 - +1
holy guacamoly
14 Feb 2018 00:33 - +1
Good lookin guac.
13 Feb 2018 19:17 - +1
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14 Feb 2018 00:40 - +1
Doesn't even rhyme with "holy"
13 Feb 2018 22:56 - +1
Guac is disgusting Imho
14 Feb 2018 00:45 - +1
Peel the avacodo! Peeel the avocado! Guacamole, Guac Guac-a-mole!!
13 Feb 2018 22:41 - +1
But this doesn’t rhyme
13 Feb 2018 22:59 - +1
Please stop abusing this sub to post shitty memes. This sub is not for memes, but for the art that is poetry
13 Feb 2018 23:29 - +1
Any one that uses lettice and salsa in their gaucomole need to be smacked. Avacodos, some lemon juice to hold color and garlic salt is all you need.
13 Feb 2018 23:10 - +0
"Pope is holy" has nothing to do with the headline. Doesn't fit the meter. 2/10.
13 Feb 2018 22:37 - +0
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13 Feb 2018 23:26 - +0
When nobody even has to try anymore, it's time to hop off the bandwagon.
14 Feb 2018 00:29 - +0
People actually follow a sub for this kind of stuff? Wow...
13 Feb 2018 23:10 - +-2
This generation is so fucking retarded and unfunny it's pathetic
13 Feb 2018 19:44 - +-5
Roses are red, I'm short on money Random humour is never funny

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