1k upvotes and I'll send this to my crush on Valentine's day


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13 Feb 2018 19:58 - +1392
Only if you show the result
13 Feb 2018 20:28 - +1113
If you do, I don't wanna see your ass in some incel sub later on, it was of your own making
13 Feb 2018 22:18 - +538
Don't send that. That's a little bit cringe because you purposely are painting yourself as insecure and indirect (when I know you're going for sweet and shy). Send her a meme by all means, just not that one. Edit: Hey! can someone suggest a better meme for this man?
13 Feb 2018 19:37 - +426
You’re probably not gonna get to 1k, but I think you should tell her anyways
13 Feb 2018 22:26 - +358
Don't send that meme. Tell her, it's better that way. Think about two things to be more confident: 1. It's completely normal to like someone. No one's gonna make fun of you (unless you are still in preschool). 2. You will feel better even if she will reject you (and she probably won't) and if you don't tell her, you will not be able to sleep for nights to come, thinking "what if..." Telling it to her is way better than sending a meme because the second one feels unnatural.
13 Feb 2018 21:18 - +213
Bro don’t send that
13 Feb 2018 22:34 - +87
Omfg don’t. Save yourself. You will regret it for life. This is a terrible gesture. Just say it out loud. If you get turned down deal with it. But sending something like this is almost ensuring that you will never get what you want. And forever be looked at as too timid.
13 Feb 2018 21:36 - +65
Don’t send this to her just tell her. Using memes doesn’t work when it comes to asking out girls, i would know.
13 Feb 2018 20:45 - +57
I appreciate the karma whoring, so I'll upvote.
13 Feb 2018 22:34 - +45
“highly attractive” huh? Oh boy..
13 Feb 2018 20:12 - +39
I'll do it with you, OP E: fuck I didn't think he'd get 1k let alone 2.6k will edit with results tomorrow E2: am not, in reality, full of shit. got nothing to lose by doing this and nothing to fear except crippling anxiety and depression
13 Feb 2018 20:54 - +38
ProTip: woman prefer dick picks
13 Feb 2018 22:52 - +29
Protip never use the phrase "highly attractive" it does not play well
13 Feb 2018 22:21 - +28
Downvoting cause I gotta stop you from sending this If you can find the courage to send a cringy meme, just tell him/her in person
13 Feb 2018 22:36 - +25
How to alienate your crush 101
13 Feb 2018 22:56 - +23
Bitches love people who risk becoming a joke for the entirety of high school in exchange for worthless internet points.
13 Feb 2018 19:39 - +19
Actually I already know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
13 Feb 2018 19:54 - +18
Dewit.
13 Feb 2018 22:20 - +14
Don't.
13 Feb 2018 21:30 - +14
Or don’t be a little bitch and tell her in the face like a man
13 Feb 2018 22:25 - +13
This hurt to see
13 Feb 2018 22:54 - +12
""highly attractive" /r/totallynotrobots
13 Feb 2018 22:49 - +9
Dont you do it with a frickin meme
13 Feb 2018 22:42 - +8
r/cringeanarchy
13 Feb 2018 23:06 - +7
My issue with it is "highly attractive" kinda sounds like something that someone who calls women "females" would say.
13 Feb 2018 23:20 - +7
I'm all for watching people fuck shit up for the lulz, but bro, listen to me and put the meme down...it's not worth the cringe you're going to feel later.
13 Feb 2018 22:39 - +6
please just fucking shoot me
13 Feb 2018 20:43 - +6
Welp, time to make 1k alts.
13 Feb 2018 22:10 - +5
Cringe. Tell her but not with that
13 Feb 2018 22:45 - +5
For every thousand up votes send it to one girl
13 Feb 2018 23:02 - +4
Don't do this to yourself
13 Feb 2018 22:52 - +4
Downvoted because I care about you don't do it bro
13 Feb 2018 20:02 - +3
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~why not~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
13 Feb 2018 21:00 - +3
I'll contribute to this, just tell me the end result. I'm genuinely intrigued.
13 Feb 2018 22:22 - +3
Can you give me karma pls? I have to post a question on this sub with the this trowaway
13 Feb 2018 22:23 - +3
The let us know what happens!!!
13 Feb 2018 22:45 - +3
🔴🔵🔴
13 Feb 2018 22:44 - +3
!remindme 24 hours
13 Feb 2018 22:57 - +3
2.8k updoots RIP OP
13 Feb 2018 22:25 - +3
its at 1080 updoots, OP must deliver
13 Feb 2018 20:43 - +3
999 to go
13 Feb 2018 22:49 - +2
NO BAMBOOZLE
13 Feb 2018 23:53 - +2
Nah that’s cringey as fuck she’ll reject you
13 Feb 2018 23:22 - +2
Please don’t, if you’re legit planning on this you’re about to commit social suicide
13 Feb 2018 22:43 - +2
2K
13 Feb 2018 22:54 - +2
Nooooo don’t
13 Feb 2018 22:47 - +2
Remindme! 2 days
13 Feb 2018 20:45 - +2
Cowardice!
13 Feb 2018 22:44 - +2
good luck
13 Feb 2018 21:35 - +2
have fun
13 Feb 2018 22:49 - +2
Send it before that so you can take her out of valentines day
13 Feb 2018 21:52 - +2
Good luck OP!
13 Feb 2018 22:57 - +2
Oh good luck my dude let us know how it goes
13 Feb 2018 22:15 - +2
I’ll send it to mine with you if you need encouragemenr
13 Feb 2018 23:42 - +2
You'd do better telling her you want to "tongue punch her in the fart box" than sending this. Report back with results of both
13 Feb 2018 22:16 - +2
gonna yeet that upvote
14 Feb 2018 00:15 - +2
If you insist on removing yourself from the process and revealing your feelings through a message, consider flowers. Nothing extreme, a small bouquet or arrangement at most. Attach a card with some greeting, signed by you, and resist the impulse to add anything about attractiveness and your feelings. This is all assuming you're a guy, your crush is a girl, there are flower delivery services in your area that you can afford, and you have already had some contact with the girl and you know where she lives. If those assumptions are false, then go with your gut and don't look back, even if others tell you you'll look dumb. Looking dumb is your innate right as a human being and it's a great way to accelerate your personal growth.
13 Feb 2018 22:42 - +2
Just ask her out like a normal person don't bring memes into real life
13 Feb 2018 22:29 - +2
/u/DonnieDfromNYC incarnate
13 Feb 2018 22:39 - +2
Don't bamboozle us or mods will banboozle you
13 Feb 2018 22:46 - +2
Bamboozle = Banboozle
13 Feb 2018 22:40 - +2
I want proof OP.
13 Feb 2018 22:54 - +2
You didn’t make it you fucking worthless trash normie
13 Feb 2018 22:54 - +2
Godspeed my dude. Hope you've considered if she's actually going to like memes and stuff. If not, and if you're serious, *reconsider*
13 Feb 2018 22:02 - +1
shit like this is why you don't already have a gf
13 Feb 2018 22:22 - +1
You're not gonna do it
13 Feb 2018 23:48 - +1
Better write poetry
13 Feb 2018 22:24 - +1
So close...
13 Feb 2018 23:43 - +1
Now you gotta send it to her like five times, OP, that won't be at all awkward...
13 Feb 2018 22:24 - +1
So close rn
14 Feb 2018 00:05 - +1
For me darling?? I'll gladly accept dat for sure plankton
13 Feb 2018 22:32 - +1
No bamboozle!
13 Feb 2018 23:38 - +1
Your at almost 6k, better put the finishing touches on!
13 Feb 2018 23:03 - +1
Hell, i'll show it to my wife!
13 Feb 2018 23:46 - +1
Don’t say attractive, literally say anything else about her.
13 Feb 2018 23:05 - +1
Hhmmm I think I’ll need some bamboozle insurance
14 Feb 2018 00:00 - +1
Send these to the next 6 picks too
13 Feb 2018 23:09 - +1
OP is freaking out right now
14 Feb 2018 00:09 - +1
[FTFY](https://imgur.com/JShZQXB)
13 Feb 2018 23:12 - +1
About to get 2k upvotes. So, are you going to send it to her twice or send it to two of your crushes?
13 Feb 2018 23:37 - +1
Pathetic.
13 Feb 2018 23:14 - +1
500 upvotes on this comment by midnight and ill do it and show the results. no bamboozle
13 Feb 2018 23:42 - +1
"This is the OP delivery service how may I help you?" "GODDAMN IT OP, DELIVER!"
13 Feb 2018 23:14 - +1
Fuck you
13 Feb 2018 23:44 - +1
Okay, I'm not a teenager, but if you're being serious, here's some advice: Girls are attracted to confidence arguably above all else. This meme is the opposite of confidence. NOT a good idea.
13 Feb 2018 23:15 - +1
Big mood
13 Feb 2018 23:46 - +1
This is almost guaranteed to fail, /u/lordg52. It's cringey and awkward and girls are not into cringey and awkward. If you're thinking like this then you're probably also mostly convinced it's going to fail. So, if you're planning on going down in flames at least give it your best shot. Say it to her face. Tell her your feelings. Don't ask her what her feelings are - she might not know herself just yet and if you put her on the spot she'll default to "not interested." Then ask her to do something low key with you, like a coffee/study thing. And don't do it on valentine's day. Too much pressure on that day for a new relationship. Do it about a week after. Good luck. Don't let the internet pressure you into making yourself an irl embarrassment.
13 Feb 2018 23:16 - +1
a girl: haha, poor girl thats gonna get this meme on valentines day.... valentines day a girl: oh fuck
13 Feb 2018 23:54 - +1
No bamboozles
13 Feb 2018 23:16 - +1
Ima steal this and send it to my crush
14 Feb 2018 00:02 - +1
Game skills 1000 Photoshop Skills. -200
13 Feb 2018 23:16 - +1
Dumbass.
14 Feb 2018 00:08 - +1
Yo bruh, how do you tilt the text in the image, but not on the direction the heart is tilted in. It's like you've never courted a woman via memes before.
13 Feb 2018 23:17 - +1
I sent that to my crush and she just said “thx”, took the photo, and we haven’t said a word to each other since
14 Feb 2018 00:12 - +1
Oh damn he gots to do it now
13 Feb 2018 23:18 - +1
DO IT NOW YOU PUSSY, NO TIME TO WASTE, EITHER IT'LL WORK OR IT WON'T.
13 Feb 2018 23:35 - +1
"Oh, I'm attractive huh? What else do you like about me?" "I...uh...well...mmmm...."
13 Feb 2018 23:18 - +1
Don’t do this just ask her out in person after you talk for a while you’ll have a better chance
13 Feb 2018 23:38 - +1
This is painful.
13 Feb 2018 23:19 - +1
I can almost guaruntee that's not gonna work out how you want it to
13 Feb 2018 23:39 - +1
We want an update!!!!
13 Feb 2018 23:19 - +1
That's gay.
13 Feb 2018 23:42 - +1
Don't do this
13 Feb 2018 23:21 - +1
oof
13 Feb 2018 23:43 - +1
I don't mean to judge you in any shape or form and I honestly wish you well! But looking through your profile, you might want to rethink some things before asking anyone out.
13 Feb 2018 23:21 - +1
Good luck
13 Feb 2018 23:46 - +1
Fuck you
13 Feb 2018 23:27 - +1
you better do it
13 Feb 2018 23:46 - +1
Did you send it?
13 Feb 2018 23:27 - +1
Go talk to your crush about something other than crushing. Maybe, find out if they like the things you like, and see where it goes from there...... Don't. Send. A. Meme.
13 Feb 2018 23:47 - +1
Op is fucked
13 Feb 2018 23:29 - +1
downvoted, don't want to humiliate you. just ask her out man!
13 Feb 2018 23:50 - +1
Gotta show the proof tho
13 Feb 2018 23:30 - +1
2meirl4meirl
13 Feb 2018 23:59 - +1
21 here, don't do it man. Ask her out like a normal person.
13 Feb 2018 23:31 - +1
Hopefully she doesn’t leave you on read.
14 Feb 2018 00:00 - +1
I want to see the results in r/sadcringe
13 Feb 2018 23:32 - +1
Please don’t.
14 Feb 2018 00:03 - +1
Just do it man. If you dont, you won't get her. If you do, the worst is you won't get her, which is where you started anyways.
13 Feb 2018 23:32 - +1
Repost
14 Feb 2018 00:07 - +1
Now you have to send it 4 times...
13 Feb 2018 23:32 - +1
Don't do it.
14 Feb 2018 00:09 - +1
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13 Feb 2018 23:33 - +1
!remindme 24 hours
14 Feb 2018 00:10 - +1
rip op
13 Feb 2018 23:34 - +1
bamboozle=banboozle need update

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