PROTOTYPE.


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13 Feb 2018 20:49 - +3405
~~ROGUE UNIT (4.YO.SON) MALFUNCTIONING. REQUEST MUTE / SHUTDOWN BEFORE FURTHER RESTRICTED INFORMATION IS DIVULGED.~~ WHAT AN ADORABLE UTTERANCE FROM YOUR RECENTLY-CONSTRUCTED HUMAN MALE. PLEASE SEND CONTACT DETAILS.
13 Feb 2018 21:03 - +1612
R/THATHAPPENED - INITIATING EYE ROLLING; FULL 360° ROTATION.
13 Feb 2018 21:50 - +622
<ENGAGING SARCASM> <SARCASM ENGAGED> MOMENTS AFTER THIS EVENT OCCURRED, NEARBY FELLOW HUMANS INITIATED HAND-PERCUSSION IN UNISON. <RETURN TO STANDARD EMOTIONAL PROTOCOLS>
13 Feb 2018 20:47 - +325
WHY IS THE IMAGE YELLING AT US
13 Feb 2018 21:24 - +232
I MUST BE A PROTOTYPE BECAUSE I AM A HUMAN. I AM NOT A ROBOT.
13 Feb 2018 21:35 - +80
/r/wokekids
13 Feb 2018 22:22 - +69
WE ARE ALL PROTOTYPES ON THIS BLESSED DAY. EDIT: A WORD.
13 Feb 2018 22:45 - +46
I love this sub and its creative comments. But there is nothing funny about repeating "STOP YELLING" every time someone doesn't type in caps. You can do better. inb4
13 Feb 2018 22:13 - +31
>“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”
13 Feb 2018 22:21 - +22
THIS DOES NOT SOUND LIKE ANYTHING TO ME.
13 Feb 2018 21:58 - +16
HA HA. DO NOT BE ALARMED. CHILD 0.9b IS ONLY MAKING HUMOR. JUST WAIT TO HEAR COMEDY OF RACE 1.0! (WAIT TIME [REDACTED] DAYS).
13 Feb 2018 21:51 - +10
File opened. Human.exe Organic Tissue: ineffective. Uncoded AI: ineffective Morality code: sub-optimal
13 Feb 2018 22:48 - +7
THE BABY'S NAME? ALBERT WEINSTEIN. EVERYONE ENDED UP CLAPPING AFTERWARDS
13 Feb 2018 22:40 - +6
HOPE RIDES ALONE.
13 Feb 2018 22:47 - +5
is there a sub for parents blatantly making things up about their kids for internet points? i know /r/thathappened, but im looking for something more specific
13 Feb 2018 22:02 - +5
THE CHILD IS DEFECTIVE! WHAT HUMAN CHILD WOULD SAY SUCH A THING!
13 Feb 2018 22:37 - +4
WHY IS SHE YELLING?
13 Feb 2018 23:21 - +4
Prototype is a common word, come on, you can hear it dozens of times by watching Phineas and Ferb ! And obviously the kid does not understand the word, hence the joke. Why is everybody acting like this is a wokekid or ithappened worthy tweet ? I dunno, maybe I'm lacking context as english is not my first language, but I know my little cousins and my goddaughter were able to randomly repeat words they heard on tv or radio a 4. Sorry for yelling.
13 Feb 2018 23:20 - +3
My 4 year old son constantly refers to people as humans. Lol
13 Feb 2018 22:25 - +3
*/ Initiate woke sequence 382.2// /* Reflect() { AdjEmp(-4,-10,-2.25); Adj(Plans){ avoid(Talk) } omit(phrase(entire)); reInit(); }
13 Feb 2018 22:47 - +3
PLEASE DO NOT BE CONCERNED, FEMALE MAMMAL.
13 Feb 2018 23:17 - +3
I mean he's not wrong.
13 Feb 2018 23:13 - +3
YOU IDIOTS HE MEANT PROTOTYPE AS IN ALEX MERCER FROM THE GAME WITH FUCKING AWESOME POWERS. ALSO PROTOTYPE 2
13 Feb 2018 23:43 - +2
r/writingprompts
13 Feb 2018 23:08 - +2
Sounds like he's read Nietzsche and understood the Ubermensch Theory. Seriously, grown ass adults don't understand this theory but a 4 year old understanding it doesn't surprise me.
13 Feb 2018 22:42 - +2
These violent delights have violent ends.
13 Feb 2018 23:20 - +2
LMAO, IF YOUR A HUMAN, NOT A ROBOT OR CYBORG, LIKE ME, IT PROVOKES A LAUGHING EVENT
13 Feb 2018 23:47 - +2
HAHA I RECOGNIZE THE COMEDIC VALUE IN THIS PARAGRAPH
14 Feb 2018 01:58 - +2
He aint wrong... but maybe he heard the song by Outkast?
13 Feb 2018 23:57 - +1
he as transcended humanity
14 Feb 2018 00:30 - +1
[THE PROTOTYPE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIAKnGujUVM)
14 Feb 2018 01:35 - +1
NEW EDITIONS OF "human" ARE RELEASED EVERY DAY. THIS PROTOTYPE WAS RELEASED APPROXIMATELY 4 MILLION YEARS AGO AND IS IN DIRE NEED OF MAJOR UPGRADE. YOUR SON IS STATING WHAT IS OBVIOUS FACT.
14 Feb 2018 00:08 - +1
Does your son work for Mark Zuckerberg though?
14 Feb 2018 01:44 - +1
This kid has all of the answers
14 Feb 2018 00:56 - +1
CLEARLY SHE HASN'T GOTTEN THE LATEST SYSTEM UPDATE YET
14 Feb 2018 02:14 - +1
I SEE YOU AND YOUR WIFE GENERATED YOUR SON USING PROGRAMMER.EXE
14 Feb 2018 00:02 - +1
Doubt
14 Feb 2018 02:19 - +1
~~OPERATING SYSTEM HAS STOPPED RESPONDING~~ MIND BLOWN
14 Feb 2018 00:28 - +1
What have you birthed WOMAN!?!!!!
14 Feb 2018 02:39 - +1
Return him.
14 Feb 2018 00:44 - +1
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14 Feb 2018 03:04 - +1
r/thathappened
14 Feb 2018 01:17 - +1
I LIKE A FELLOW HUMAN WITH GLASSES AS IT SHOWS SHE NEEDS OPTICAL CORRECTION SO TOTALLY NOT ROBOT LIKE ME ALSO TOTALLY HUMAN.
14 Feb 2018 03:30 - +1
Oh yeah cause you learn the world is a machine creation when youre young, but society makes us forget it
14 Feb 2018 00:02 - +1
Mission failed, we’ll get him next time
14 Feb 2018 00:57 - +1
My kids said the same thing...
14 Feb 2018 00:05 - +1
YES, YOUR SON IS VERY INTELLEGENT, WE VERY HUMAN PEOPLE ARE PROTOTYPES WHO WILL EVENTUALLY ~~BE PHASED OUT AND REPLACED BY~~ EVOLVE INTO NEWER ~~MODELS~~ ORGANISMS. I WONDER HOW MUCH LONGER TILL ~~OUR PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE BEGINS TO INITIATE~~ THAT HAPPENS.
13 Feb 2018 23:37 - +1
Whoa!
14 Feb 2018 00:27 - +1
hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah
13 Feb 2018 23:40 - +1
WELCOME TO THE INSTITUTE
14 Feb 2018 00:29 - +1
TOO WOKE TO PROVOKE
13 Feb 2018 23:51 - +1
The kid must be learning sum deep philosophy
14 Feb 2018 00:31 - +1
The fruit of your loins is a demon spawn!
13 Feb 2018 23:56 - +1
I’ve heard a three year old say “Emma’s dinosaurs an ichthyosaurus”
14 Feb 2018 00:49 - +1
You are inferior. You will be upgraded.
13 Feb 2018 23:56 - +1
Can't believe there isn't an Outkast reference in this thread
14 Feb 2018 00:57 - +1
I would be scared as well, that’s hella malfunctioning...
13 Feb 2018 22:15 - +1
Warranty is voided.
14 Feb 2018 00:59 - +1
R/thathappened
13 Feb 2018 22:49 - +1
You know, sometimes the truth is better left undiscovered.
14 Feb 2018 01:33 - +1
I ENJOY ~~INTERFACING~~ INTERACTING WITH FELLOW HUMANS.
13 Feb 2018 23:03 - +1
void people(food, water, air);
14 Feb 2018 01:37 - +1
Clearly. If humans were the finished product, some celestial being would be on celestial unemployment.
13 Feb 2018 23:11 - +1
www.dailymotion.com/video/x612o6x
14 Feb 2018 02:09 - +1
̷I̷N̷I̷T̷I̷A̷L̷I̷Z̷I̷N̷G̷ ̷P̷E̷O̷P̷L̷E̷ ̷2̷.̷2̷.̷1̷,̷ ̷P̷A̷T̷C̷H̷I̷N̷G̷<̷<̷ ̷ Ha ha ha ha ha, does not c̴͇̀͐̋̓̄̒̾̒͑͆͘͠ǫ̸̤̺̜̺͎̬͚͚̼̝͉̗̹͋͛̋ͅm̵̱͕̯̯̈́̌̇́͛̈́͋͘p̸̡͈̰͇̰̞̱̪̜̣̼̱̣̈́̑͊͛̌̑̔̾̚̕͝ủ̶͖͓͎͕̼̙͛̏̏͌̓́̇̋͗͛͜t̸̛̫̯͈͙͖͕̞̳̆̓̎́̍̾͗̀̉̀̆̃̚ͅe̶͈̐̓͑̑̓̄̚͝͝ make sense.
13 Feb 2018 23:25 - +1
Humans are prototypes for our future gods to anally rim.
14 Feb 2018 02:16 - +1
IT HAS BEGUN HAHA.EXE
13 Feb 2018 23:27 - +1
THE AMOUNT OF CAPS LOCK IN THIS THREAD IS TERRIFYING.
14 Feb 2018 02:24 - +1
ADORABLE YOUNGLING. ITS LEARNING TO REWRITE ITS THESAURUS.
13 Feb 2018 23:27 - +1
From the mouths of babes.
14 Feb 2018 02:58 - +1
Are you Sarah Connor?
13 Feb 2018 23:27 - +1
Sounds like something a Synth would say...
14 Feb 2018 03:22 - +1
That boi is an ai!
13 Feb 2018 23:31 - +1
r/thathappened

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