Packing like Amazon


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14 Feb 2018 00:01 - +2421
Imagine sitting there for hours on end stroking your penis to keep hard while ya boy Giovanni paints your bulge
14 Feb 2018 00:35 - +1299
The presence of codpieces in history confirms that at the very least men have changed very little with time.
14 Feb 2018 01:23 - +928
>Packing like Amazon You mean putting something small in a larger package full of excess stuffing?
13 Feb 2018 23:52 - +181
*Portrait of Antonio Navagero* – Giovanni Battista Moroni, 1550 [original image](http://img.wikioo.org/ADC/Art-ImgScreen-4.nsf/O/A-8Y3DZK/$FILE/Giovanni_battista_moroni-portrait_of_antonio_navagero.Jpg)
14 Feb 2018 01:23 - +144
"Greetings Sir Navagero, I will be doing your portrait. I have three decades of painting experience and I have been an apprentice to multiple masters. My works are present in the finest galleries and in the homes of many nobles. I am sure you will be pleased with what I produce." "Cool but can you draw my cock though?"
14 Feb 2018 00:38 - +60
It's like a codpiece from Abercrombie and Fitch.
14 Feb 2018 01:40 - +46
Behold thy chode
14 Feb 2018 00:33 - +37
Dost thou seek one's phallus tapestry?
14 Feb 2018 02:08 - +30
Look at his smug face.
14 Feb 2018 01:00 - +22
*boner grows with confidence*
14 Feb 2018 03:01 - +18
Gorgeous painting. I would proudly hang this on my wall next to my glory hole.
14 Feb 2018 02:28 - +12
That dick is sweaty and warm as hell I bet.
14 Feb 2018 03:20 - +9
So this is what John Rhys-Davies is doing these days.
14 Feb 2018 04:36 - +9
Percy: ...and codpiece, My Lord? Edmund: Well, let's go for the Black Russian, shall we? It always terrifies the clergy!
14 Feb 2018 04:06 - +8
https://i.imgur.com/fa5dj48.jpg
14 Feb 2018 02:59 - +6
He has the invitation to cock o’clock in his hand
14 Feb 2018 05:42 - +6
I've always wanted codpieces to come back into style. Has our time come?
14 Feb 2018 02:49 - +5
Imagine what the person who did this painting for hours was like.
14 Feb 2018 03:19 - +5
https://youtu.be/u5A55eWbiBI Blackadder wore it better
14 Feb 2018 02:18 - +4
/u/eyeah
14 Feb 2018 03:05 - +3
I bet he told his artist to exaggerate bigger.
14 Feb 2018 03:22 - +3
Old Navy has this model in blue and black too. Half price.
14 Feb 2018 04:12 - +3
Dr. Toboggan with his wad of hundreds.
14 Feb 2018 04:38 - +2
If it was packed by Amazon, the bulge would be twice as big and half empty.
14 Feb 2018 00:26 - +2
It looks like it's trying to hold onto that little square of red cloth.
14 Feb 2018 07:39 - +2
why does it look like he stuffed a baby's arm in his crotch
14 Feb 2018 06:39 - +2
Holy shit, mark this NSFW, my algebra teacher just saw me staring intently at this picture
14 Feb 2018 04:44 - +2
Oh gentlemen of Reddit, I declare, Each of thee needs must buy a codpiece now. Thy boners should be cushionéd with air, Displayed as proud as any grand ship's bow!
14 Feb 2018 04:07 - +2
OwO
14 Feb 2018 06:49 - +2
The Renaissance Diet: all meat and no potatoes
14 Feb 2018 04:23 - +2
His dick looks like it's flexing its bicep
14 Feb 2018 07:50 - +2
Where do people find these pictures?
14 Feb 2018 04:32 - +2
Brand: Chunk, if God made us do it that way you'd all be pissing in your faces. Chunk: It looks fine to me.

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