There are three types of people


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14 Feb 2018 01:29 - +13076
I like how the third guy sped up around the corner like “I took the longer way and I’m still right behind y’all”
14 Feb 2018 01:35 - +8013
As usual, Messi glides right through the defense.
14 Feb 2018 02:35 - +6666
1) Long beard 2) Short beard 3) Stubble
14 Feb 2018 02:15 - +4112
The logical The overconfident The play-it-safer
14 Feb 2018 05:38 - +1715
There are 2 types of people in this thread, one who knows who these guys are and those who don't
14 Feb 2018 01:43 - +1455
1) People who will bite you 2) People who won't bite you 3) People who just might bite you.
14 Feb 2018 01:52 - +1319
I'm definitely the third one
14 Feb 2018 04:42 - +566
What's even better, is each models their playing style. Messi likes to weave through the middle, Suarez likes balls over the top, and Alba is fast up the wing, cutting back into the box.
14 Feb 2018 01:09 - +445
And the 4th person who crashes into the wall for being in their phone
14 Feb 2018 01:44 - +363
Shorty me - will always go underneath as well...
14 Feb 2018 01:39 - +360
The 4th person stood there debating what to do. He is still standing there today.
14 Feb 2018 04:29 - +194
This looks like it belongs on an episode in The Office
14 Feb 2018 01:40 - +160
Purse on the left, purse on the right, backpack.
14 Feb 2018 02:21 - +109
Overachievers, underachievers, workarounders and people who can't count
14 Feb 2018 06:13 - +90
South Americans vs Europeans
14 Feb 2018 03:16 - +89
Going under it seems like the easiest way to go.
14 Feb 2018 05:44 - +69
There are 2 types of people 1) Messi 2) Mortals
14 Feb 2018 05:42 - +46
1. Bag hold left side 2. Bag hold right side 3. Backpack.
14 Feb 2018 04:20 - +23
I'm interested to know the caloric expenditure of each act. I wonder what method is most efficient. Obviously not the walker, I'm guessing the guy who ducks, because the other guy has to fight gravity.
14 Feb 2018 06:10 - +21
Messi, quickest, most elegant, most efficient, simplest, #1.
14 Feb 2018 04:49 - +20
Ones the greatest of all time, and the other 2 are world class. I only see two different types of people
14 Feb 2018 06:14 - +19
A short man tall man and medium man walk into a bar I mean under the bar wait over the bar wait and around the bar. Fuck
14 Feb 2018 04:44 - +17
Lionel Messi!!!
14 Feb 2018 05:55 - +15
Tall, Medium, and GOAT
14 Feb 2018 05:16 - +9
Viveza criolla
14 Feb 2018 04:16 - +8
Maybe he already calculated the amount of steps required to reach the changing rooms and took the optimal route?
14 Feb 2018 02:26 - +8
The Tao of Grover. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKu3NE7Omkw
14 Feb 2018 03:32 - +8
This is really cool.
14 Feb 2018 01:33 - +7
"Must... evade."
14 Feb 2018 06:41 - +7
they all took the path of least resistance
14 Feb 2018 05:59 - +6
> 3 types of people Tall people, short people, and the rest of y'all that can't get shit done.
14 Feb 2018 05:31 - +6
Latin Americans vs Europeans.

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