When you're caught being a weirdo



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14 Feb 2018 01:55 - +2628
When you get caught doing something weird so you do it again to try and make it look normal
14 Feb 2018 01:45 - +1625
I like how he briefly considers his options before doubling down Edit: *WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE*
14 Feb 2018 01:56 - +824
My experience is that golden retrievers just have more heart where their brains are supposed to be.
14 Feb 2018 01:56 - +431
*"I was just uhh... licking this thing...*"
14 Feb 2018 02:06 - +142
He was debating stopping for a second, but then realized he had nothing to lose anyway and kept going. He doesn't care anymore
14 Feb 2018 01:47 - +134
"Oh hey, nothing to see here...Just cleaning up a bit of a spill for you."
14 Feb 2018 01:28 - +113
Pupper is r/PCMasterRace AF!
14 Feb 2018 02:05 - +104
"Yup....she's built solid, that's for sure"
14 Feb 2018 03:09 - +74
This dog is teething! Get him something to chew on.
14 Feb 2018 02:52 - +55
We had a cat that would do this to anything new he encountered. He would lick it exactly twice per object, then move on. Goofy cat even licked the heater LOL, but it was cute to watch his curiosity. And no, he didn't hurt himself.
14 Feb 2018 02:00 - +17
Damn you Gallowboob
14 Feb 2018 02:06 - +16
(Oh noes I am caught. Oh well) *resume licking*
14 Feb 2018 02:51 - +12
My pug/chihuahua enjoys licking the couch.
14 Feb 2018 03:36 - +10
I hate giving this upvote to Gallow, but thankfully it’s only temporary since I’m just showing it to someone later.
14 Feb 2018 03:04 - +9
My French Bull dog about once a week goes into a weird lick mood. Walls. Floors. Beds. Landry baskets. My other dog. My pillow. My backpack. Shoes. Doors. It’s never the same thing twice. Yesterday I watched him try to lick a paper receipt for like 10 min.
14 Feb 2018 03:34 - +6
*lick lick*Oh heyyyy...uhhhhh nevermind. *nom nom*
14 Feb 2018 02:49 - +6
It’s like being caught talking to yourself and having to play it off as if you intended to do it confidently and on purpose. I feel you pupper.
14 Feb 2018 01:57 - +6
What a cute doggo!
14 Feb 2018 02:00 - +6
/r/animalsbeingderps
14 Feb 2018 03:38 - +6
Do puppies do this because their brains aren't fully developed yet? Lol i can't imagine another reason. Like, they don't know they're being cute!!
14 Feb 2018 04:24 - +5
*Watches video* - :D *Sees that it's gallowboob* - D:
14 Feb 2018 03:04 - +5
My black lab did that with the front porch. The next thing we knew, he was pulling pieces off to eat. Beware!
14 Feb 2018 05:55 - +5
We call that 'ponder tongue'. When puppers gets distracted and forgets what he is doing n the middle of licking something. A brief reset of the brain, a few few seconds of warm up, and he is firing on all cylinders again.
14 Feb 2018 05:11 - +4
In the first month we had our Lab, he ate a rock and an extremely poisonous bug. He doesn’t mess with either any more, so at least he learns from his mistakes.
14 Feb 2018 07:31 - +3
Fick off gallow boob
14 Feb 2018 05:04 - +3
He just wanted to taste the bass
14 Feb 2018 02:26 - +3
ahh you see, only laptops need to be docked on a dogging station.
14 Feb 2018 03:35 - +3
This is like a canine Breakfast Club and she's Ally Sheedy.
14 Feb 2018 03:37 - +3
He is thirsty dude - puppies lick weird things like polish and glass when thirsty. Wash out the water bowl thoroughly and put fresh water.
14 Feb 2018 01:55 - +3
Do not judge me!
14 Feb 2018 06:14 - +2
"AND NOW IT'S TIME TO PLAY 'Is It a COMPUTER or a SUB-WOOFER?'" *cheesy game show theme*
14 Feb 2018 05:56 - +2
Gallowboobed
14 Feb 2018 07:28 - +2
It’s not the fact that he caught you. It’s the fact that he’s licking it, and that you’re letting him and filming it.
14 Feb 2018 05:57 - +2
Lick it? Yeah it's a fake.
14 Feb 2018 06:01 - +2
Dogs use their tongues to disappate heat, and the metal of that case is cool. He's just cooling down.
14 Feb 2018 07:07 - +2
"There was a slice of pizza on there yesterday! I have my reasons damnit!" - dog probably
14 Feb 2018 06:08 - +2
Dude both your posts on two subreddits of the same thing got featured on all and are next to eachother
14 Feb 2018 07:31 - +2
"...how long have you been there?"
14 Feb 2018 03:17 - +2
Guessing the computer case is cold and the pup is licking it to cool down
14 Feb 2018 04:03 - +2
My constant fear
14 Feb 2018 05:36 - +1
Nastyass dog, someone just sat there probably?
14 Feb 2018 04:37 - +1
leave him alone
14 Feb 2018 06:05 - +1
Hahaa that’s you
14 Feb 2018 04:29 - +1
You have been banned from /r/pcmasterrace.
14 Feb 2018 06:19 - +1
"We were eatin' em."
14 Feb 2018 05:27 - +1
SO EL JUST LET US PICK UP THE WORLD AND WE THREW IT ON HER FUCKINGGGGGGHHHGGGGGGGGGHHGGG! HEADS! HOOOOOO!
14 Feb 2018 06:29 - +1
I’m so damaged from work, I can tell that’s he’s licking a SONOS subwoofer 😳🔫
14 Feb 2018 04:25 - +1
My neighbour was doing yard work in his front yard and this very good looking teenage girl walked by. He glances up then continues to work. After a moment he strolls to the front side walk and starts staring. The road curves so he had to step into the street. He literally stared at her for 5 minutes as she walked away. Very creepy.
14 Feb 2018 07:05 - +1
Aww, he's so embarassed!
14 Feb 2018 04:30 - +1
Atleast he wasn't caught masturbating in the university toilet as he forgot to lock the door and the security guard walks in to take a shit and then goes on to give this look of disgust, disapproval and slight amusement.
14 Feb 2018 07:28 - +1
Lol
14 Feb 2018 04:40 - +1
Is that dog licking a subwoofer?
14 Feb 2018 07:34 - +1
That sub must taste pretty damn good.
14 Feb 2018 05:21 - +1
So cute
14 Feb 2018 04:43 - +1
What??.... hey stop looking at me, you’re making me feel weird... (says dog)
14 Feb 2018 04:25 - +1
It's time I come clean. I've done this before. I think I zoned out and was acting like a real doof.
14 Feb 2018 05:07 - +1
Do dogs get pica?
14 Feb 2018 04:27 - +1
Uhhhhh, it’s not what it looks like. I swear
14 Feb 2018 05:08 - +1
"I didn`t lick it. I just uhm nibbled ab bit... yeah just nibbling, totally differnt."
14 Feb 2018 04:30 - +1
He’s adorable!!!
14 Feb 2018 05:11 - +1
This would’ve been 10x cuter if it were a cat.
14 Feb 2018 04:30 - +1
this is just perfect XD
14 Feb 2018 05:16 - +1
Brilliantly said, on the other hand how do you feel about USA, I think this year is getting on quite nicely
14 Feb 2018 04:37 - +1
Is this live footage of that person who won’t shut up about licking a picture of Bob Dylan..?
14 Feb 2018 05:17 - +1
I love lamp
14 Feb 2018 04:41 - +1
Me IRL (when I was like second grade)
14 Feb 2018 04:04 - +1
/r/whaleeyes
14 Feb 2018 05:06 - +1
For some reason this reminded me of King Julian saying "What is a simple bite on the buttocks among friends?"
14 Feb 2018 04:04 - +1
It looks like he's overheated and trying to cool off. Edit: My grandma's boxer/pitbull does this to any smooth cool surface to try to cool off after playing.
14 Feb 2018 05:07 - +1
OP you’re going to come home one day and that box is going to be all chewed up. He’s just testing it right now, the chewing will come later (you can sort of see him gnawing on it a little towards the end). Source: own 4 dogs and now we can’t have nice things.
14 Feb 2018 04:05 - +1
I get caught talking to myself constantly. It never gets easier.
14 Feb 2018 05:08 - +1
I had sooooo many of these moment throughout my youth.
14 Feb 2018 04:11 - +1
My golden does the exact same thing, where his tongue gets stuck halfway through a lick and he just freezes for a few seconds. Cracks me up every time.
14 Feb 2018 05:14 - +1
/r/isthatacamera
14 Feb 2018 04:20 - +1
Awww this made me smile so much.
14 Feb 2018 05:16 - +1
Naw...man...I wuz just...chewin' on it...see? nom...nom...see?
14 Feb 2018 04:24 - +1
So cute
14 Feb 2018 05:20 - +1
I... love subwoofer.
14 Feb 2018 04:25 - +1
My golden likes to lick the furniture for no reason. Anyone else's so this?
14 Feb 2018 05:22 - +1
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14 Feb 2018 02:26 - +1
Nothing to see here... This sound tastes delicious
14 Feb 2018 05:35 - +1
Cuz I'm a CREEP...
14 Feb 2018 02:29 - +1
Reminds me of my dog
14 Feb 2018 05:57 - +1
Thats one expensive sonos saliva holder. Great sub tho.
14 Feb 2018 02:40 - +1
When u got caught jerking off but don’t care
14 Feb 2018 06:07 - +1
What is it with dogs? My golden licks the couch and pant legs whenever he can. Little dude can't hold his licker.
14 Feb 2018 02:49 - +1
My shih tzu likes to lick the fridge door and the glass in my french doors.
14 Feb 2018 06:27 - +1
Pets must get so bored. You should see the things I lick when I get bored.
14 Feb 2018 03:35 - +1
/r/woof_irl
14 Feb 2018 07:04 - +1
"there must be something tasty in this thing because my owner spends more time with it than with me"
14 Feb 2018 04:02 - +1
Omg when dogs pause a lick in the middle is my absolute favorite.
14 Feb 2018 07:19 - +1
This reminds me of when I get caught taking a selfie/Snapchat in public and the instant shame that runs through you deciding whether to pretend you weren't just doing that or keep going for it
14 Feb 2018 04:04 - +1
Lol! I have a cat that licks the carpet for some ungodly reason. The look when caught is epic. Next question is "who sat on the bookshelf?"
14 Feb 2018 07:30 - +1
You saw nothing!
14 Feb 2018 04:04 - +1
r/2meirl4meirl

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