MRW I'm waiting for one last student to finish her midterm so I can leave and then she reaches into her bag and pulls out a sandwich

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14 Feb 2018 02:59 - +2273
You have time to eat during your exams? What kind of university is that?
14 Feb 2018 05:11 - +569
[MRW I am 2nd last and look over at my professor knowing he can't leave until everyone is done.](
14 Feb 2018 04:36 - +305
I'm teaching a 6-9 pm class with a lab in the same time slot but another night. I have one student who shows up half way through the lab period, and stays til the bitter end. I just want to give that kid the evil eye all night long. I could be home sleeping or drinking beer much earlier in the evening if they could just show up on time.
14 Feb 2018 06:36 - +171
You guys don't bring an examwich? What if you get hungry?
14 Feb 2018 04:42 - +79
“Why you askin’ all dem questions?”
14 Feb 2018 05:43 - +50
I’d say “excuse me, but during midterms we do not allow you to open your bag after the test has begun”
14 Feb 2018 05:00 - +35
Ah man I laughed out loud, and I needed it today. Thanks
14 Feb 2018 06:25 - +29
The amount Jimmy Buttler looks like Jamie Foxx sometimes shocks me.
14 Feb 2018 06:35 - +24
I'm not even allowed to have my bag next to me during my midterm, all of them must be at the front of the class. She said if you reach into your pocket she'll take your test away.
14 Feb 2018 06:05 - +22
14 Feb 2018 05:41 - +14
Why did there have to be such strict time limits on testing in HS/college. I always would’ve done way better with 15 more minutes.
14 Feb 2018 05:36 - +10
I legit thought the punchline would end with “pulls out a gun”
14 Feb 2018 05:56 - +7
When your teammate missed a legendary scar
14 Feb 2018 06:37 - +6
One time I was the last person taking an exam and my grad school professor was like, fuck this, and began asking me leading questions about what I was having trouble with. I had 3 or 4 answers right on the top of my tongue. You the man, Dr. C!
14 Feb 2018 07:02 - +5
God Jimmy Butler is a walking meme
14 Feb 2018 06:43 - +5
My senior year, my graduation came down to this one final. The class was insanely hard and I literally failed all of my exams. For the final, I had to get a 95% to pass the class. If I didn't, I didn't graduate. I took all 3 hours to take the final, everyone finished in like an hour. I felt so bad and my professor looked so annoyed, but I didn't want to miss anything as the final was three essay questions. After the graduation ceremony (the school let me walk), I asked him if he graded my final yet, and he no joke told me he wouldnt grade anything until he got back from his three week vacation. He later told me that was his form of 'payback' for taking up all 3 hours of the final. SMH (I passed btw. He probably did it out of pity lol)
14 Feb 2018 06:38 - +4
My wife. When I tell her my dreams and aspirations.
14 Feb 2018 06:45 - +3
Wrong team for jimmy b
14 Feb 2018 07:03 - +3
Why did we have to let Jimbo go!
14 Feb 2018 07:54 - +2
Upvote for Jimmy G. Buckets
14 Feb 2018 07:37 - +2
Oddly specific...
14 Feb 2018 07:08 - +2
What kind of sandwich was it?
14 Feb 2018 06:23 - +2
Tell her to put it away. Your other students would appreciate.
14 Feb 2018 07:38 - +2
14 Feb 2018 06:54 - +2
How did she do on the exam?
14 Feb 2018 06:18 - +2
LOL- when I proctor, it drives me crazy when kids fall asleep and end up using the whole time.
14 Feb 2018 08:26 - +2
Nah you probably in special ed,no way a student can take their time to finish an exam.its timed
14 Feb 2018 08:23 - +1
Wtf Mrs. Brown is that you?
14 Feb 2018 07:33 - +1
This is famous Nba player Michael Jordan from the Chicago Bulls. He won 6 championships and is quite the basketball player
14 Feb 2018 06:53 - +1
We had a rule that you could not leave the exam for the first hour... or the last 30 minutes. Drove me nuts! Unless it was a long-essay exam I would generally be finished in the first 20-30 minutes, I would then spend another ten minutes going over my answers (and change the one or two that I second-guessed myself on... and subsequenty got wrong) and then stare at the clock *demanding* that it go faster.
14 Feb 2018 09:03 - +1
They give us 1.5 hours to finish. And none of us can leave until everyone is finished. So of course one person has to take their time and check their work. The same person who currently has an A in the class and who could get a 0 on the final and still pass the class
14 Feb 2018 07:01 - +1
Open book exam?
14 Feb 2018 08:21 - +1
I was that kid in high school
14 Feb 2018 07:05 - +1
Funny, i did the same thing when i had to pay tuition. Grin and bear it, sweetheart
14 Feb 2018 09:00 - +1
Brain food.
14 Feb 2018 07:09 - +1
I took a uni course where the prof had a 10/10 rule for exams. When he though about 10% of the class was left, everyone who was still there got 10 minutes to finish.
14 Feb 2018 09:45 - +1
Jimmy butler is my hero
14 Feb 2018 07:17 - +1
I have a feeling I would like that guy.
14 Feb 2018 06:38 - +1
What do you teach OP?
14 Feb 2018 07:18 - +1
is the F next to his name for father?
14 Feb 2018 08:21 - +1
That's too specific. That's not B-roll!
14 Feb 2018 07:27 - +1
In what world can you eat while taking an exam!? I would get kicked out of class if I tried that.
14 Feb 2018 08:51 - +1
Hey, that's my father.
14 Feb 2018 07:30 - +1
Yo I read this as my 'Me Reacting When' and felt like an idiot cus it's wrong but then I realised it still works
14 Feb 2018 09:00 - +1
Lol I like her
14 Feb 2018 07:34 - +1
Do your best Jamie Foxx impression. GO!
14 Feb 2018 09:20 - +1
Least it’s not a glock
14 Feb 2018 08:04 - +1
Y'all can't just turn in your exam and leave? The hell?
14 Feb 2018 05:56 - +1
Was it a good sandwich? I'd totally give them a pass on whatever questions were left if they traded me for a really good sammich.
14 Feb 2018 08:13 - +1
What was the actual context for him making that face? I've never found that out

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