Kid tries soda for the first time






Comments:

14 Feb 2018 02:24 - +8139
So we're just ignoring the fact that the soda turned him into a demon?
14 Feb 2018 02:23 - +8082
One sip of sugary goodness and he's falling face first into satanism.
14 Feb 2018 02:21 - +5466
"Should we watch some Avatar?" I melted
14 Feb 2018 03:52 - +3847
I laughed out loud when he said “it feels tasty”. Honestly might start saying that
14 Feb 2018 01:34 - +3549
"Well, your mom's not in here so..." : Dad of the year
14 Feb 2018 04:06 - +3334
That went from "sugar, eewww" to "my precious" VERY fast.
14 Feb 2018 02:15 - +2094
5 seconds after drinking sugary drink: - KID: "Hey daddy, The more and more animals drink, the more and more the demon comes from your hands and gets more powerful, and after you drink all the sugar, he'll give you the power to become half animal!" - DAD: "Oh my gosh, you know that's a gateway drug" - KID: https://imgur.com/a/UQ2GW - KID: "um, two more... one more sip and he's gonna have the power to destroy any human parts." - DAD: "Try it" - KID: "okay... (Drinks) HE'LL HAVE THE POWER! ROAR!" - DAD: "okay... bu...bu...buddy..." - KID: "NO! I can hold it" - DAD: " ... let me have a sip" - KID: "Oh, Good >:)" Mom walks in and suddenly everyone let's out their demons in chaotic roars and violent self harm! --- That's some satanic shit right there. Sugar is evil.
14 Feb 2018 01:53 - +1509
Congrats on raising a respectful, polite, sharp young man. Awesome kiddo!
14 Feb 2018 03:14 - +1451
TIL sugar is a gateway drug to super saiyan.
14 Feb 2018 02:12 - +1356
"He was just holding it for me!"
14 Feb 2018 02:28 - +1089
>It tastes like vinegar? Well you're Filipino so that makes sense. What did he mean by this?
14 Feb 2018 03:39 - +608
It sounded like you were in a back alley offering this kid his first joint. Even funnier is how he wanted to watch Avatar immediately after his first hit.
14 Feb 2018 01:37 - +510
I was REALLY hoping he wouldn't like it. But his reaction is super funny. Instant addiction.
14 Feb 2018 03:13 - +331
Oh man, and it wasn't even regular soda. It's a super sweet novelty soda. Good luck satisfying his expensive taste for the next 15 years.
14 Feb 2018 05:38 - +326
Have you ever watched Avatar... on soda?
14 Feb 2018 03:40 - +259
Cat in the background goin wild lmao
14 Feb 2018 06:31 - +180
Me when I discovered alcohol "Okay you don't need anymore" ".....I'm just gonna hold it"
14 Feb 2018 02:18 - +170
Adorable, but you've just created a soda junkie, forever gonna chase that first high...
14 Feb 2018 06:25 - +131
"It's like pure cocaine, you can only have one more" -Dad Stuff
14 Feb 2018 03:52 - +98
it's that kid from Cut!!!
14 Feb 2018 06:00 - +64
probably wasn't a good idea repeating the idea that sugar makes you jittery and hyper. It's not a CNS stimulant so it's physically impossible to get hyper drinking/eating sugar. You'd crash if anything from your insulin spiking ..
14 Feb 2018 03:36 - +50
YES YES YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY WATCH AVATAR.
14 Feb 2018 04:32 - +50
That was nice. Didn't expect the mom to be that cool about it
14 Feb 2018 02:35 - +36
What an awesome kid.
14 Feb 2018 03:28 - +29
Demons from his hands.... Whoa boy! Wait til puberty.
14 Feb 2018 03:38 - +27
That demon shit was hilarious and terrifying. What da fuck.
14 Feb 2018 06:18 - +26
"That's like pure cocaine, okay, one more sip." Ha!
14 Feb 2018 02:36 - +16
damn that got crazy real fast

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