Only acceptable use of the selfie stick.


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14 Feb 2018 09:38 - +150
Am I the only one who thinks that sloth looks a little bit like Patton Oswald?
14 Feb 2018 09:47 - +71
This sloth looks like he is cool as hell.
14 Feb 2018 09:55 - +47
What’s wrong with selfie sticks anyway?
14 Feb 2018 10:12 - +19
Don't show this to Kristen Bell haha
14 Feb 2018 09:39 - +18
"I'm totally against the selfie stick but I own one and carry it around everywhere with me."
14 Feb 2018 11:56 - +10
What other stuff do you own that you’re totally against?
14 Feb 2018 11:40 - +7
Man, that sloth is going to tear him apart. In about an hour. Maybe two.
14 Feb 2018 10:16 - +5
A repost, but one out of the greatest hits vault!
14 Feb 2018 11:48 - +3
“What do you call a three humped camel?”
14 Feb 2018 12:05 - +2
O shit waddup
14 Feb 2018 12:05 - +2
Honestly, I have no problems with the selfie stick. I mean, it's awkward looking, sure. But it's practical. It's just the name that seems to be the problem. People hear selfie and picture 12 year old girls posting for facebook 12 times every hour and so they have a negative view of it. I don't even remember the last time I've taken a picture, but I don't really see the problem with them.
14 Feb 2018 09:51 - +2
Oh hey, hold on let me pose for your shot.............. hold on, moving head that way................ just working on moving head that way.............. thanks for your patience, just moving head further............... okay almost have head in position............ there it is................ starting slight smile............... slighter................ slighter............. there it is............... oh, yah, have a seat, I'll let you know when I'm ready............... twist body a bit.............. twisting further.............. okay, almost ready, starting to put arm out........... hold on, still extending arm............... thanks again for bearing with me................ extending............... little more extending, can't be to careful don't wanna fall.............. last bit of arm extension................ okay ready.............. oh wait, you have fingers out? I wanna do that..................... first finger exten-- hey, you snapped it, I wasn't ready!!
14 Feb 2018 12:24 - +1
First person in the history of being "totally against something" to be in possession of that thing.
14 Feb 2018 10:21 - +1
Slothy-stick
14 Feb 2018 12:29 - +1
Get ready for a lawsuit, P.E.T.A decided that sloth owns the rights to that photo.
14 Feb 2018 10:32 - +1
I wish I could hang like him.
14 Feb 2018 12:28 - +1
in the UK that V sign means "fuck you".
14 Feb 2018 12:20 - +1
Are you the sloth or the guy?
14 Feb 2018 12:23 - +1
Is that male or female?
14 Feb 2018 12:20 - +1
That sloth is smiling!
14 Feb 2018 12:27 - +1
Suh dude
14 Feb 2018 12:29 - +1
That is by far the slothiest sloth I have ever seen
14 Feb 2018 12:29 - +1
Super duper cute!
14 Feb 2018 11:38 - +1
I fucks with the shtick.
14 Feb 2018 12:29 - +1
I bought a selfie stick just to go to Rottnest Island with and get a selfie with a Quokka. Paid off :D
14 Feb 2018 11:51 - +1
That guy better hand back that selfie stick
14 Feb 2018 09:32 - +1
Ayyye.
14 Feb 2018 12:06 - +1
this is great
14 Feb 2018 10:31 - +1
What a sloooot
14 Feb 2018 12:11 - +1
How adorable; like a hug through the internet. Thanks!
14 Feb 2018 11:20 - +1
Chewbacca are such peaceful animals.
14 Feb 2018 12:22 - +1
That must have smelled so bad
14 Feb 2018 10:43 - +-1
"I'm totally against the selfie stick..." Stop right there, I already know you're a moron.
14 Feb 2018 09:40 - +-2
Is against selfie sticks but carries one around just in case hmmmm
14 Feb 2018 09:40 - +-4
oh my god i'm so scared of heights. i'm at work an i saw this an it feels like i'm looking down from heaven and so i threw up. everywhere. i decided to go ahead and finish typing my redit comment because the janitor will be here soon to help out, i threw up last night too so this will be awkward edit: all clean now, he said "tommorow just eat tomato soup for dinner" i didn't really kno what to say so i just awkwardly laughed edit 2: thanks for the redit gold in this hard time
14 Feb 2018 09:30 - +-8
fun fact. more humans die selfy suicides than by all forms of animal attack combined. yall dumb as fuck, falling off of shit and getting hit by shit for stupid pictures.

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