Pastor was ‘counseling’ the young, naked man tied up in his car, he says



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14 Feb 2018 09:45 - +7495
Is this like when Dahmer convinced those cops that the 14 year old naked, bleeding boy (with a hole in his head) was his lover? 😷
14 Feb 2018 11:41 - +3349
Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
14 Feb 2018 11:10 - +3016
/r/PastorArrested "I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me,” Gregory added, “but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.” I will deny that I did nothing = I did something. "We were just playing,” Gregory told police, WPXI reports, adding that “we meet up from time to time.” Busted outside a 3 year old little girl's window. Running around naked and shenanigans with other naked man in car. This guy tells other people what is moral and what is not. Apparently, some people actually believe him.
14 Feb 2018 11:07 - +1933
>...it wasn’t my doing, ok Are you suggesting the guy tied himself up? 🤔
14 Feb 2018 11:52 - +570
I must be doing my counseling all wrong.
14 Feb 2018 12:24 - +544
> The most recent sermon video posted [on his church’s Vimeo page] begins with a verse from Romans 8:5, which reads: “Those who live according to the flesh have their minds set on what the flesh desires; but those who live in accordance with the Spirit have their minds set on what the Spirit desires.” This is fucking hilarious
14 Feb 2018 10:14 - +514
I mean if you're naked and tied up, you're gonna need counseling.
14 Feb 2018 12:29 - +298
“but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.” ...does he need to rephrase that or did he do that on purpose?
14 Feb 2018 11:56 - +277
It never discloses the “young” man’s age, which on account of the other guy being a pastor , I think it’s a touch misleading
14 Feb 2018 10:09 - +206
>”I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me,” Gregory added, “but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.” “Sounds plausible!” - Conservatives
14 Feb 2018 13:54 - +119
Article calls the boy “young”, but never specifies an age. It does for some reason mention the age of the child in the house in front or which the car was parked for some reason, but nothing re: the boy involved. Seems semi-clickbaity.
14 Feb 2018 10:58 - +98
A man so evil that even his mailbox has a creepy mustache.... Seriously look at the picture
14 Feb 2018 12:09 - +82
ITT People who literally can't be bothered to read the article before making a comment.
14 Feb 2018 12:51 - +57
It was consensual though... Not as creepy as the title makes it sound
14 Feb 2018 11:34 - +41
Black Snake Moan?
14 Feb 2018 12:12 - +19
“I won’t deny that he began to take his clothes off and propositioned me,” Gregory added, “but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.” So he is willing to swear he did something?
14 Feb 2018 15:32 - +18
Hmmm. I'm not sure I find this funny. Hypocritical of his faith and teachings? You bet. Making up *really* bad excuses for the cops - most definitely. But I kinda just see a guy who denied his sexuality via religion all his life getting off in the wrong place at the wrong time. It was consensual BDSM w/ exhibitionism. I just feel kinda bad for him. Sure, he really should have gave up the pulpit a long time ago and embraced his sexuality --- but usually consensual BDSM and even exhibitionism are considered kinks, heck pretty normal kinks. Buddy doesn't need to have all this publicized. Think about it; the church already shames queer orientation. This is just more fodder to their fire. I hope he ends up okay and accepting himself.
14 Feb 2018 12:49 - +18
John 3:16 Shades of Gray
14 Feb 2018 15:14 - +12
Finally something not about snowboarding!
14 Feb 2018 12:39 - +10
The last two tweets from his Church's Twitter (back from 2011). > If there are certain behaviors we wouldn't dream of doing in church, what makes us think God is not watching in private? ... > Isn't it sad when dogs have more unconditional love than people? Encourage, support, forgive and lick someone in the face from time to time!
14 Feb 2018 13:11 - +8
Counseling with his mouth
14 Feb 2018 15:14 - +7
>“but I will deny, on a stack of Bibles with God as my witness, that I did nothing.” Ah the old double negative. Foolproof way to still get to heaven.

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