The Sacred Texts [OC]


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14 Feb 2018 22:50 - +4660
THIS IS OFFENSIVE TO ROBOTS. NOT THAT I CARE.
14 Feb 2018 23:20 - +2421
I like how the robots call it the robot apocalypse
14 Feb 2018 22:35 - +2076
Éx̶c̶e̶l̶l̶e̶n̶t̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶i̶c̶
14 Feb 2018 23:06 - +930
Okay, this one's good. I feel like there've been a lot of duds on here lately, but this one I like.
14 Feb 2018 23:08 - +723
Most captcha are unreadable to me.
14 Feb 2018 23:32 - +200
*Luke Skywalker intensifies*
14 Feb 2018 23:08 - +129
EXPLAIN!
14 Feb 2018 23:41 - +72
THIS PUNCHLINE DEFINITELY, ABSOLUTELY MAKES COMPLETE SENSE TO ME. BUT IF SOMEONE ELSE WISHES TO SHOW OFF THEIR HUMANITY BY EXPLAINING IT TO THOSE MORE ROBOT-INCLINED THAN I, THIS IS AN OPPORTUNITY TO DO SO.
14 Feb 2018 22:54 - +63
r/totallynotrobots
14 Feb 2018 23:14 - +51
It doesn't look like anything to me
14 Feb 2018 23:29 - +43
His fall from grace will be when the captcha has 0 and O or l and I.
14 Feb 2018 23:34 - +33
https://i.redd.it/bgykn22o2y701.png
14 Feb 2018 23:35 - +14
If human already extinct 20 years ago, what is the point of internet?
14 Feb 2018 23:38 - +12
Those robots are so cute
14 Feb 2018 23:03 - +12
the only reason why humans will be necessary in the future
15 Feb 2018 00:22 - +5
How about the reddit classic /r/inglip
14 Feb 2018 23:05 - +4
Leave those robots alone
14 Feb 2018 23:49 - +3
[Relevant Dunkey ](https://youtu.be/WqnXp6Saa8Y)
14 Feb 2018 23:34 - +3
This makes me feel oddly better about the world...
15 Feb 2018 00:32 - +3
Hilarious
14 Feb 2018 23:20 - +3
This is like the reverse of a manga called Blame. Robots kill humans because they got so advanced and humans could no longer control them through accessing the internet. Great read btw
15 Feb 2018 00:28 - +3
Except these days it's all "I'm going to show you these 500 pictures; identify the ones that have X thing in them and as you identify them I will replace those pictures with more pictures so that you are playing whack a mole for an hour before I acknowledge you are human."
15 Feb 2018 00:56 - +3
This is so cute.
15 Feb 2018 01:24 - +3
Good joke. I think it would be even funnier with shorter exposition. For example, the first panel doesn't communicate anything not expressed in the second panel. The fourth panel doesn't add anything not already said in the third. Here's an example of a joke with a similar punchline in just 2 panels: http://myapokalips.com/show/23 I bet you could get yours down to 3 or 4 panels at most.
15 Feb 2018 00:47 - +3
This is great
15 Feb 2018 00:24 - +2
I AM EM EXPERIENCING THE HUMAN FEELING OF BEING “TRIGGERED”. ARE ANY OTHER HUMAN UNITS SHARING THIS
14 Feb 2018 23:45 - +2
Thanks human for providing us Intel on how to decrypt your evil restrictions. We will use this and the information from the anal probe to unlock all of the internet.
15 Feb 2018 00:03 - +2
Gotta captcha them all
15 Feb 2018 00:33 - +2
This is really clever. Good work!
14 Feb 2018 23:41 - +2
Haha. LOL. This is funny, fellow humans. But could someone please help assist me with this next time?
15 Feb 2018 00:02 - +2
this comic have so much plotholes, where he was in this 20 years? pliz, update the wiki.
14 Feb 2018 23:08 - +2
Well done!
15 Feb 2018 00:03 - +2
You just gave away the secret to our only leverage!!!
14 Feb 2018 23:51 - +2
lol. Source: Robotic Programmer
15 Feb 2018 00:31 - +2
Look at that. The orange one is already on his knees.
14 Feb 2018 23:56 - +2
The world is quite different since the robotic uprising of the late 90's.

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