Happy Singles Awareness Day


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14 Feb 2018 23:43 - +2340
If you're blessed you might master two handed as well
15 Feb 2018 00:14 - +520
That makes everyday valentine's day :')
15 Feb 2018 00:08 - +499
What is a good acronym for Single Awareness Day?
15 Feb 2018 02:19 - +336
Gonna be lonely at Breezehome tonight!
15 Feb 2018 03:07 - +230
Makes it super easy as well since pornhub offers free premium today lol
15 Feb 2018 00:26 - +114
Anyone else dropping lonely lodge today?
15 Feb 2018 01:40 - +90
Only 1 legendary? Those are rookie numbers
15 Feb 2018 02:04 - +80
Persuasion = 0
15 Feb 2018 03:41 - +57
I am single by choice. Not my choice though...
15 Feb 2018 03:30 - +56
Guard might get nervous, man approaches with their weapon drawn.
15 Feb 2018 02:25 - +54
I have dibs on reposting this next year!
15 Feb 2018 03:43 - +48
Health is red Stamina is green One-Handed is increased to 100 If you know what I mean
15 Feb 2018 02:46 - +33
Don’t forget those of us in long distance relationships. Two one handers level faster anyway.
15 Feb 2018 03:27 - +19
The legendary means he got it up to 100 and then switched hands and started all over again
15 Feb 2018 03:18 - +14
Been grinding it.
15 Feb 2018 03:27 - +13
i tell you, i tell you, the dragonborn comes. believe, believe, the dragonborn comes.
15 Feb 2018 01:23 - +10
I prefer to master the art of two-handing.
15 Feb 2018 04:35 - +9
I used to jerk off on Valentines, then I took an arrow in the knee.
15 Feb 2018 05:10 - +8
/r/im14andthisisfunny
15 Feb 2018 03:51 - +7
Clearing your browsing history: Subtlety +1
15 Feb 2018 03:41 - +7
Not with a sword this big
15 Feb 2018 03:42 - +6
This meme is older than the Elder Scrolls themselves.
15 Feb 2018 03:47 - +6
Hands to yourself sneak-thief
15 Feb 2018 03:42 - +6
Gone legendary on that a few times already...
15 Feb 2018 03:55 - +5
Curved. Swords.
15 Feb 2018 02:34 - +4
When you're just single
15 Feb 2018 04:42 - +4
I don’t think people understand Valentine’s Day. It’s when you let the girl know you like her, it’s not for couples that are already together.
15 Feb 2018 05:12 - +4
r/comedycemetery
15 Feb 2018 04:05 - +4
News flash. You are single the other 364 day of the year too.
15 Feb 2018 04:38 - +4
Free pornhub premium today guys
15 Feb 2018 04:05 - +4
r/NoFap would not be happy!
15 Feb 2018 04:45 - +3
Favour the bow eh? I'm a sword man myself.
15 Feb 2018 03:16 - +3
you don't have to be single to master one-handed on VD. But Speech and Illusion also help a lot, maybe a bit of smithing if she/he's into kinky stuff
15 Feb 2018 03:43 - +3
Lmao I have a girlfriend and I'll still be doing it today
15 Feb 2018 02:46 - +3
Why legendary 1 handed?
15 Feb 2018 04:47 - +3
I just realized single awareness day makes an acronym for SAD
15 Feb 2018 04:00 - +3
not if you have 100 sneak
15 Feb 2018 04:15 - +3
> on valentine's day Yes haha, good that the other days are different.
15 Feb 2018 03:50 - +3
What's the matter someone steal your sweet roll.
15 Feb 2018 04:23 - +2
Love how its posted to r/gaming
15 Feb 2018 03:49 - +2
they say the females are two handed xD
15 Feb 2018 04:16 - +2
Pornhub premium is free today just so you know
15 Feb 2018 04:33 - +2
I used to be a Wanker like you, until I took arrow to the peepee
15 Feb 2018 06:22 - +2
It's not singles awareness day, it's "Discount Chocolate Eve".
15 Feb 2018 04:05 - +2
Yuck, Impact Font.
15 Feb 2018 04:21 - +2
I told my dad I would accomplish something.
15 Feb 2018 04:12 - +2
>Also you can look at it like this. If 70% of the demographic is overweight, you can assume that approximately 70% of any sub population will be. If you're dating pool would normally be opposite sex, age +/- 5 or something (roughly 7% of the population assuming it is evenly distributed across 70 year live span) instead it will be .3 x 7% = 2.1% which means of course, 97.9% of the population is eliminated by the requirements 1) not overweight 2) within 5 years and 3)opposite sex. >So yea, dating as a fit person is a challenge :/ (ps, if you add any other 50/50 or worse requirement you are looking at 1%, 3 million people in the entire united states) PS, 300,000 of those 3 million live in NYC, more if NYC skews towards healthy weight.
15 Feb 2018 04:25 - +2
When you are single everyday.
15 Feb 2018 04:54 - +2
Unless you’re hung like an elk. You could get some two handed in there.
15 Feb 2018 04:51 - +2
I upvotes with a tear of sadness in my eye.
15 Feb 2018 03:48 - +2
Steak for 2 please, Who’s the lucky lady? One is for my dog, dawg
15 Feb 2018 05:49 - +2
Free pornhub premium today no credit card.
15 Feb 2018 04:02 - +2
The other hand is for a sweet roll.
15 Feb 2018 03:16 - +1
This meme format is old, but I sure as heck don't care
15 Feb 2018 01:53 - +1
Do single desperate women not flock to the bars and clubs on V-Day any longer?
15 Feb 2018 03:08 - +1
Jesus Christ dude you maxed the stat twice

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