My Valentine from my Wife








Comments:

15 Feb 2018 01:07 - +945
So much love in this house.
15 Feb 2018 01:47 - +774
It's shameless the way you flirt.
15 Feb 2018 02:26 - +440
To people wondering, yes we are happily married and this is our style of humor. Thanks for the appreciation towards it - best Valentine she’s made me!
15 Feb 2018 01:23 - +213
You picked the right one.
15 Feb 2018 01:48 - +62
The strip this is from actually popped up a couple hours ago on this sub. [LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/calvinandhobbes/comments/7xi378/one_of_my_favorite_strips_happy_valentines_day/)
15 Feb 2018 01:12 - +49
You better marry that girl!
15 Feb 2018 01:59 - +42
Hey, my wife said the same thing to me this morning! Of course she was serious... but never mind all that.
15 Feb 2018 06:45 - +16
Wife here. In all seriousness, I feel SO lucky to have this man as my husband. 10/10 would marry again :)
15 Feb 2018 03:07 - +11
Is she single?
15 Feb 2018 01:27 - +9
Play a prank on her where you actually pretend to be dead. All you need is a knife and fake blood.
15 Feb 2018 05:05 - +9
I've been absolutely fine being recently single this Valentines Day, and then I see this. I'm going down the pub..
15 Feb 2018 03:01 - +9
"Brian, go do something you hate! It builds character!"
15 Feb 2018 03:59 - +8
I’m happy to see you spell your name the correct way as well.
15 Feb 2018 05:16 - +7
As a Bryan who never meets other Bryans (rather than Brians), it's really weird seeing this. Is this how people with more common names feel every day?
15 Feb 2018 05:04 - +6
Hey! Your name is spelled the right way. Bryan's unite!
15 Feb 2018 04:23 - +6
Every Bryan just had their heart sink.
15 Feb 2018 02:59 - +5
This will be Exhibit B in your murder trial.
15 Feb 2018 06:44 - +5
Hit Tori up with a dead snowman impaled on her car.
15 Feb 2018 02:14 - +5
This is so great - she seems hilarious!
15 Feb 2018 05:29 - +4
"A valentine and flowers, he likes me!"
15 Feb 2018 06:26 - +3
keeper
15 Feb 2018 07:11 - +3
My best friend tori just broke up with her boyfriend bryan. She's gonna love this
15 Feb 2018 06:24 - +3
Sweet
15 Feb 2018 03:13 - +3
Heyyyyyy
15 Feb 2018 06:26 - +3
I love it.
15 Feb 2018 06:35 - +3
Calvin and Hobbes was my childhood
15 Feb 2018 06:31 - +3
That's how you know she cares
15 Feb 2018 04:04 - +3
Can I get a template for this?
15 Feb 2018 05:03 - +3
Nice! Marry her again!
15 Feb 2018 06:48 - +3
That’s love right there!
15 Feb 2018 06:34 - +3
If my wife gave me that I would've never left.
15 Feb 2018 05:34 - +2
Make her a tentacle sandwich for dinner, squid eye jelly for desert.
15 Feb 2018 02:52 - +2
This is amazing. Love it.
15 Feb 2018 02:30 - +2
She noticed you!
15 Feb 2018 03:50 - +2
Did you root around in the florist's dumpster for flowers?
15 Feb 2018 06:35 - +2
You should give her a dozen black roses.
15 Feb 2018 03:59 - +2
Shes a keeper
15 Feb 2018 07:52 - +2
Ahh, childhood memories
15 Feb 2018 04:27 - +2
Naawww hell, that just made a tear run right down mah leg.
15 Feb 2018 05:45 - +2
Does she have a sister?
15 Feb 2018 05:13 - +2
My husband would love something like this but I am not as artistic as your wife
15 Feb 2018 07:11 - +2
Re-marry her IMMEDIATELY please ❤️😍
15 Feb 2018 05:28 - +2
I wish someone hated me this much, that they would put in this type of effort.
15 Feb 2018 07:12 - +2
True love.
15 Feb 2018 07:12 - +2
Marry her again.
15 Feb 2018 08:13 - +1
Stop lording it over everyone that you have a wife. Normies can go to hell!
15 Feb 2018 05:03 - +1
Sweet !!!
15 Feb 2018 08:10 - +1
https://i.imgur.com/6bLWiqL_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
15 Feb 2018 08:22 - +1
My kind of love
15 Feb 2018 06:04 - +0
All “Bryans with a Y” SHOULD drop dead. Ugh, the worst kind of people.
15 Feb 2018 05:48 - +0
Me and my ex wife still say this. Haha. The passion is real.
15 Feb 2018 06:48 - +0
Who spells their name “Bryan” anyway?
15 Feb 2018 07:15 - +-1
Tori? Is your wife a fat lesbian cunt?
15 Feb 2018 05:48 - +-1
Did you forget the “ex” part in the title?
15 Feb 2018 01:40 - +-6
Is your name... by any chance... Ben?

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