This guy from year 3000!


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15 Feb 2018 06:54 - +1403
Pssh meet me in 4018 with a rain coat and cereal
15 Feb 2018 06:58 - +748
this is why we have bowls and popcorn buckets, so we dont eat hair or fabric with our popcorn
15 Feb 2018 07:59 - +526
fuck that's gross
15 Feb 2018 07:08 - +413
If i did this i think I'd get a face full of salt and butter and popcorn because my friends are dicks.
15 Feb 2018 06:56 - +160
2012 more like
15 Feb 2018 06:51 - +89
if he is from year 3000, why he uses his hand to eat when he can easily lick and eat. Liar!!!
15 Feb 2018 09:04 - +58
/r/shittylifehacks
15 Feb 2018 07:45 - +51
Sounds like a scratchy neck
15 Feb 2018 07:46 - +45
He’s gonna get so many pimples on his skin
15 Feb 2018 07:07 - +36
They must make Fleece Degreaser in 3000 AD.
15 Feb 2018 09:16 - +22
Didn’t Charles Barkley do this exact thing for an NBA commercial with Samuel L Jackson?
15 Feb 2018 07:15 - +17
Glad to see we make it through Y3K.
15 Feb 2018 08:25 - +17
Great, another shit post.
15 Feb 2018 09:44 - +14
ABSOLUTELY NOT. absolutely not!!!! What in the world is this!!! If you think I’m getting buttery ass nasty ass popcorn all inside my hood, you’re deadass wrong. You know how hard that shit is to clean??? Y’all are wild.
15 Feb 2018 08:53 - +13
r/WeWantPlates
15 Feb 2018 09:31 - +13
not much has changed but we live underwater
15 Feb 2018 09:35 - +9
Is this shit subreddit for real?
15 Feb 2018 10:55 - +8
Does this caption remind anyone else of that Jonas brothers song. No? Just me? Nevermind :X
15 Feb 2018 08:27 - +8
Imagine how nasty his neck feels ew
15 Feb 2018 10:02 - +5
He doesn’t appear to be living underwater though.
15 Feb 2018 08:15 - +5
Ah this again. It's been a few months
15 Feb 2018 08:36 - +5
Man this is just like sitting on the toilet seat. https://youtu.be/C90uhvXW1KM
15 Feb 2018 10:26 - +5
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15 Feb 2018 08:13 - +4
A fine Pilsner indeed
15 Feb 2018 09:50 - +3
Can’t even imagine how bad the acne under his chin is
15 Feb 2018 08:02 - +3
yeah, and the people from 3000 must all have zits on their chins.
15 Feb 2018 11:22 - +3
Bruh, if one single particle of butter touched me like that I would break out.
15 Feb 2018 11:38 - +3
[Here's a guy in a cherry tree with his hood on backwards](https://apollo.imgix.net/content/uploads/2017/12/Cherries_crop-e1513865283305.jpg?auto=compress,format&crop=faces,entropy,edges&fit=crop&w=900&h=600) so he can fill it with cherries. This is from the Medieval illuminated manuscript called the Luttrell Psalter which was made between 1320-1340.
15 Feb 2018 11:14 - +2
r/madlads
15 Feb 2018 10:03 - +2
If you want to eat hair and dirt with your popcorn sure. Is it really hard to get a bowl?
15 Feb 2018 10:57 - +2
Gross.
15 Feb 2018 10:16 - +2
I'll just leave this [here.](https://youtu.be/cFasdUuMv6A?t=110)
15 Feb 2018 11:43 - +2
I mean, put a plastic bag in there or something to separate the popcorn from the fabric, and you've got an idea there... It just might work.
15 Feb 2018 10:17 - +2
[Charles Barkley?](https://youtu.be/sdFIKU_c7hI)
15 Feb 2018 11:08 - +2
This makes me feel so uncomfortable.
15 Feb 2018 10:48 - +2
Why not just keep it in the bag and but be weird about it
15 Feb 2018 11:21 - +2
Get a bowl you fucking degenerates.
15 Feb 2018 11:52 - +2
Why use your hands? Just plop your face down and enjoy!
15 Feb 2018 09:47 - +2
Anyone else think of [popper pants from The Amanda Show?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s5tFdepSBBM)
15 Feb 2018 09:49 - +2
Um yea, that's a no from me.
15 Feb 2018 08:39 - +2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw_1CIwwEIA
15 Feb 2018 08:22 - +2
Why even use fingers at that point?
15 Feb 2018 10:00 - +1
If you have a kitten, it’s literally the best thing you’ll ever do wearing a hoodie like this.
15 Feb 2018 10:04 - +1
Pussy. Add milk to it.
15 Feb 2018 09:53 - +1
Amateur. You eat popcorn with a 44oz cup from the gas station. Scoop it up, poor in mouth. No dropped popcorn. No messy fingers.
15 Feb 2018 09:44 - +1
/r/trashy
15 Feb 2018 10:02 - +1
No. Grocery store bag, one loop streched out, over your neck.
15 Feb 2018 10:19 - +1
I thought we lived underwater in the year 3000.
15 Feb 2018 10:07 - +1
Man wtf dude just ruined his hoodie
15 Feb 2018 09:47 - +1
Gross and uncomfortable as hell
15 Feb 2018 10:25 - +1
It’s all part of the rainbow
15 Feb 2018 10:24 - +1
Why use your hands tho, just shove your head in and now you have two free hands Edit: a word
15 Feb 2018 09:37 - +1
That's not a shit, it's a hodie
15 Feb 2018 10:25 - +1
Nice life hack.
15 Feb 2018 07:51 - +1
Doesn't work with beards unfortunately.
15 Feb 2018 09:31 - +1
And this picture is from the year 2014
15 Feb 2018 09:38 - +1
Wee - a lazy, dirty dickbag. We’re already headed this way. If the motherfucker was using a napkin, I’d be impressed. This is just an idiocracy trailer.
15 Feb 2018 09:38 - +1
Altered Carbs
15 Feb 2018 10:27 - +1
It's all fun and games until you put it on right and try to put your hood up and kernels and popcorn bits fly everywhere lmao
15 Feb 2018 09:43 - +1
I dont think the neck zits are worth it
15 Feb 2018 10:31 - +1
Gross. Oily dandruff Stuffy sweaty head Bits of hair This is the worst idea
15 Feb 2018 09:45 - +1
Jesus christ at least put some saran wrap underneath
15 Feb 2018 10:33 - +1
According to his username, he is from year 1998
15 Feb 2018 09:50 - +1
Y'all gotta know this is a joke. Maybe the wrong sub, but everyone seems to be freaking out.
15 Feb 2018 10:36 - +1
I took my 3-year-old to a Christmas parade and didn’t realize that they’d be throwing candy and stuff so we didn’t bring any kind of bag. But my kid had a hoodie on, so I just started dumping all the candy into the hood. People around us started cracking up at her “hood pocket,” and started donating some of their prizes to her too. Eventually it got so full she said it was hurting her throat, so I took it off and it had like 5 pounds of candy in it. We had candy for weeks. I actually think I still have some in the pantry lol.
15 Feb 2018 10:00 - +1
Not much has changed but they live underwater.
15 Feb 2018 10:41 - +1
Get ready for that buttery,oily hair
15 Feb 2018 10:01 - +1
Holy shit, why don't movie theatres have reusable cloth bags to hold your popcorn? I know Josh Peck came up with the plastic all in one bucket, but this idea of mind is silent and machine washable.
15 Feb 2018 10:45 - +1
Weak, he's still using his hands. It's obviously a feedbag.
15 Feb 2018 10:03 - +1
They showed this on a show called hack my life. Someone recommended it to them but they called it a fail. The recommended way to eat popcorn without getting messy was to use chop sticks.
15 Feb 2018 10:12 - +1
Awesome! Now I can eat popcorn *and* pocket lint!
15 Feb 2018 10:07 - +1
Imagine the depth of the grease stain in the hoodie
15 Feb 2018 10:18 - +1
Of course he was a milla lite
15 Feb 2018 10:09 - +1
All that oil stain...
15 Feb 2018 09:07 - +1
Serious question how long yall think we got before we blow ourselves up?
15 Feb 2018 10:14 - +1
I have nothing clever to add, just i found this extremely funny. Thanks for posting
15 Feb 2018 09:09 - +1
r/aheadoftheirtime
15 Feb 2018 10:18 - +1
I have a beard :(
15 Feb 2018 09:17 - +1
Brilliant
15 Feb 2018 10:20 - +1
I can feel the acne.
15 Feb 2018 09:21 - +1
Does anyone else remember that episode of phineas and ferb where doofenshmirtz does exactly this? bc I just googled it and nothing came up, now I need validation that this occurred and I'm not insane.
15 Feb 2018 10:24 - +1
i'll be real that's trashy and fuckin gross. you'd get crumbs all down the inside of your shirt and shit.
15 Feb 2018 09:24 - +1
The hood would get greasy from your hair and now from popcorn.
15 Feb 2018 10:25 - +1
Nah, now he’s got salt and butter on his head if he tries to actually use the hoodie. I’m not washing my jacket after every movie I watch.
15 Feb 2018 09:29 - +1
Wait till the morning after, when he has a buttload of butter stains in hood..
15 Feb 2018 10:26 - +1
This makes me think that isn't his first beer of the day.
15 Feb 2018 08:14 - +1
This is a great idea provided your popcorn has no butter and you plan on being single indefinitely (because even in the future this will look weird).
15 Feb 2018 10:29 - +1
Forgets to wash hoodie. Insta butter grease hair. Gets attacked by wild gulls. Brain is pulp.
15 Feb 2018 08:24 - +1
Ive been hearing we passed the point of no return as far as the earth is concerned. Humanities extinction on the horizon. This used to bother me, until i saw this photo.
15 Feb 2018 10:31 - +1
Its called a foodie
15 Feb 2018 08:26 - +1
This guy fucks.
15 Feb 2018 10:34 - +1
Im a popcorn frog! I go ribbit then i get it. I go ribbit then i get it.
15 Feb 2018 08:31 - +1
Meet me in yr 4000 with Bailey's from a shoe.
15 Feb 2018 10:39 - +1
Nice feed bag
15 Feb 2018 08:33 - +1
Everyone who tries it, soon after has to have a shower to get the butter stained popcorn dust off their torso, and then vaccume the trail of popcorn dust all the way back to the couch. Carefully so as to not rub butter into the fibres.
15 Feb 2018 10:43 - +1
So where do I get an oil-resistant hoodie and some salt/residue-free popcorn?
15 Feb 2018 09:07 - +1
Neck sweat 😋😋😋

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