Most disgusting thing I've ever read


13 Mar 2018 22:07 - +9783
I really hope this is a troll because this is too disgusting to be real.
13 Mar 2018 22:19 - +2788
Do these type of parents really exist? Cause everytime I read one of these it's somehow even more fucked up than the last one.
13 Mar 2018 23:22 - +2307
Gotta throw the whole Facebook away.
13 Mar 2018 22:22 - +1667
You know, I think I'm just going to shut off the internet and try again tomorrow.
13 Mar 2018 22:30 - +1064
Womb wax? You know what, never mind. I don't even want to know. It's bad enough that this person exists like this, but I don't need to find out just how fucked in the skull they really are.
14 Mar 2018 00:20 - +1028
Yeah, you know what else has amazing health benefits? Regular fucking food.
13 Mar 2018 22:56 - +744
If the kid survives it’ll have an immune system of steel
13 Mar 2018 22:49 - +221
In the past hour I have seen a shadbase comic about child rape, learned about tails on a bench, and read this. Ajit Pai might be onto something tbh.
13 Mar 2018 22:04 - +181
[Holy fuck](, I was already feeling nauseated from having had too much coffee.
14 Mar 2018 01:22 - +121
I felt a movement in my pants while reading this and thought "wait, and I getting hard from this?" Only to realise my dick was going inwards. I got an anti boner. I finally have foreskin.
13 Mar 2018 22:01 - +62
She should come rub up a leprechaun for the pot of gold.
13 Mar 2018 22:07 - +46
Wtf! Poor baby
13 Mar 2018 22:52 - +41
13 Mar 2018 23:05 - +34
I've heard of people eating afterbirth *shudders* But do some people really eat the umbilical cord?
13 Mar 2018 22:43 - +31
What is she an animal?
13 Mar 2018 22:59 - +31
Brain bleach please .
13 Mar 2018 22:56 - +29
Dear God! I really hope she's trolling cause that's beyond disgusting.
14 Mar 2018 00:41 - +28
I mean, the WHO *does* recommend not bathing a newborn for something like 48 hours, but this person took it and ran off the cliff into a volcano with it
13 Mar 2018 22:16 - +27
13 Mar 2018 23:47 - +19
I just threw up in my mouth a bit
14 Mar 2018 00:08 - +16
This is not real. This is not real. This is not real.
14 Mar 2018 00:02 - +15
You aren't a fucking wolf who needs to hide your baby's scent from predators, just throw it out before you get some kind of parasite
13 Mar 2018 23:33 - +14
“womb wax” Makes me think of the wax casing on cheese. 🤮
13 Mar 2018 23:20 - +13
What the hell is “womb wax”?
13 Mar 2018 23:43 - +9
14 Mar 2018 01:31 - +7
Eating it is absolutely wrong in so many ways, but you are advised to not wash off the vernix on a baby's skin. I was born by csection (in the 80s) and my dad always tells the story of how the nurses and midwives were rubbing all of it into their hands and arms because it's "natures moisturiser". He can barely get through the story without looking like he wants to throw up. Umbilical cord though. Man. Come on. No. Just no.
13 Mar 2018 23:17 - +6
Well, looks like no lunch for me today.
13 Mar 2018 23:44 - +6
Geez I literally just finished eating lunch. Wtf man
13 Mar 2018 23:34 - +5
The placenta thing is a thing people do. Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, being a complete wrong-un, took a ladies placenta, made pate from it, and then fed it to the entire family (kids included). Here is an article about it. People feel free to hunt down the original clip.

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